Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Here’s the quick rundown, including tasks and questline for the 4th prize of the Dog Days Act 3 prize track…Danger Dog, a brand new full character for Springfield…
This is a brand new FULL CHARACTER FOR Sprngfield
Here’s a look at his details…
Danger Dog’s Permanent Tasks…
|Save a Kitten Up a Tree||1hr||$70, 17xp||Springfield Trees|
|Strike a Pose||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Outside/Visual|
|Take a Break On Set||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Meet with the Mayor||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Neuterville City Hall|
|Track Down Cartoon Villains||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Volcano Lair/Death Mountain/Dr/ Lenny’s Lab etc.|
And here’s the full dialogue version of his questline…
The Dream Team Pt. 1
Danger Dog starts
Neuterville Mayor: Danger Dog, Neuterville needs you!
Danger Dog: Of course. Let’s make it quick. I’m having lunch with my publicist, Bark Ruffalo.
Neuterville Mayor: But your arch nemesis, The Perilous Plopper, has taken hostages at the sausage factory.
Danger Dog: *gasp* Plopper the Pestiferous Pig?! He’s always hogging the spotlight and hamming it up.
Ralph: I wish I could meet Danger Dog.
Danger Dog: You can, Ralph.
Ralph: *gasp* Danger Dog! You’re in the real world?
Danger Dog: No Ralph. You’ve fallen into the TV.
Make Danger Dog Try to Impress Ralph- 4hrs
Make Ralph Feel Claustrophobic Inside the TV- 4hrs
Danger Dog: Television is merely a portal to another world. A world where Ralph Wiggum is the last hope to save Neuterville.
Ralph: I feel sad for Neuterville.
Danger Dog: The town will be fine. Now we have to go!
The Dream Team Pt. 2
Danger Dog starts
Danger Dog: We’ve reached the sausage factory where Plopper is holding hostages. Or should I say…saustages.
Ralph: That sounds like a Ralph line.
Declan Desmond: Let’s get a couple more takes. And feel free to improvise, Danger Dog. We’re resetting, and…action!
Danger Dog: We’ve reached the sausage factory where Plopper is holding hostages. That pig really is the brat-wurst!
Declan Desmond: And… CUT. You know what, let’s NOT improvise.
Danger Dog: You sure? I’m good at these. Ralph, what rhymes with kielbasa?
Ralph: *head spins around* It hurts when I think.
Make Danger Dog Think Up Sausage Puns- 4hrs
Make Ralph Think About a Lhasa Apso in Mombasa- 4hrs
Plopper Pig: You’ll never take me alive, Danger Dog!
Danger Dog: That’s exactly what the last seven pig criminals said. And now I run a thriving online bacon business.
Declan Desmond: Oh, that’s good. We could get at least three inner turmoil flashback episodes out of that. Jeremy, write that down! And get me a fresh latte, stat!
Squeaky Voice Teen: Yes sir!
The Dream Team Pt. 3
Danger Dog starts
Danger Dog: Now Ralph, hostage negotiations can be tense. So let me know with a wink if you need to take a break…or go potty.
Ralph: When I wink, it sticks.
Danger Dog: Raising your hand is good too.
Plopper Pig: Danger Dog, I have a list of demands! No more having me hang upside down like a spider…it’s rough on the hooves.
Danger Dog: Can do, Plopper.
Plopper Pig: And I demand one MILLION dollars!
Danger Dog: That’s it? That wouldn’t even buy you a home in Neuterville Heights.
Plopper Pig: It wouldn’t? But — a million dollars is, like — over two hundred years of working at minimum wage and saving every penny possible.
Danger Dog: I know. It’s crazy, right? The wealth gap in this country — we need a revolution.
Declan Desmond: *staring at the script* What is going on here?
Ralph: *raises hand*
Danger Dog: Yes, Ralph.
Ralph: My winker’s stuck.
Make Danger Dog Discuss Wealth Inequalities With Plopper- 4hrs
Make Ralph Practice Winking- 4hrs
Declan Desmond: Danger Dog, I think it’s best we stick to the script on this one.
Danger Dog: And ignore the systemic failings that drive our lower class into poverty?
Declan Desmond: Our target audience is three-year-olds.
Danger Dog: They too deserve to know!
The Dream Team Pt. 4
Danger Dog starts
Danger Dog: Alright, get the writer in here. We’re making some changes.
Declan Desmond: The writer is my assistant, Jeremy.
Squeaky Voice Teen: It’s a pleasure, Danger Dog.
Declan Desmond: Actually, he’s my assistant’s assistant. He’s talented enough to be up to the task of the low level writing on this show.
Danger Dog: Great!
Declan Desmond: No, he’s not.
Danger Dog: Jeremy, for the last two acts I’m thinking Danger Dog and Plopper lead a protest march on Neuterville City Hall. Also we need a hashtag.
Squeaky Voice Teen: #NeuterNeuterville
Danger Dog: You’ve got a low level gift, son.
Make Danger Dog Take a Break On Set – 4hrs
Make Squeaky Voice Teen Do Last Minute Rewrites- 4hrs
Danger Dog: People of Neuterville, we can stand together against the oppression! *crowd goes wild*
Plopper Pig: No longer will a three-bed, two-bath, with a functional kitchen cost an arm and a hoof! *crowd goes wilder*
Declan Desmond: I quit.
Ralph: *waking up in a cold sweat* Ahh! Mommy!
Wiggum: *running into the room* Can you settle for a Daddy? What’s wrong? Did you have a bad dream?
Ralph: Danger Dog and the pig will save us all from the oppression of wealth inequality…
Wiggum: You’re scaring me, son. *slowly backs out of room*
Ralph: I’ll be okay, as long as I have Danger Dog.
Danger Dog: I’m as close as your TV remote, Ralph. Just take it out of your mouth is all.
And there you have it my friends, the real quick details on Danger Dog!
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