Right then, we’ve covered the other prizes so lets take a look at the prize character for this event …
Scoey
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Prize 5:
What you get:
● Scoey (Character)
• Premium: No
• Voiced: Yes
• Questline: Yes
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 4 and 8 hour jobs
How you get it:
Talking Turkey part 5:
• Collect Gravy Boats – x 195 
• Make Homer Sign Away Rights to Wolfcastle – 4 hours
• Make Wolfcastle Buy Homer’s One-liner – 4 hours
• Make Wiggum Arrest Mendoza – 4 hours
• Make Mendoza Get Arrested – 4 hours
Questline with Dialog:
Two Week Bogus part 1:
Wiggum: There’s the man of the hour. How does it feel to be just two days away from retirement?
Scoey: Fantastic. I’m so excited to be able to spend time with my family. And not be dead.
Wiggum: That’s great. Personally, I work unpaid overtime to get away from my family, but to each their own.
Scoey: I sure am gonna miss this place though. Lotta memories here.
Wiggum: Like the time you arrested that celebrity? What was his name again?
Scoey: That was this morning, and his name was Magnesium Man.
Magnesium Man: I keep telling you, I’m a licensed pilot in this jurisdiction. My wallet is in my metal pants somewhere.
• Make Scoey Fill Out Paperwork – 4 hours
• Make Wiggum Reflect Fondly – 4 hours
• Make Magnesium Man Show His License – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Two Week Bogus part 2:
Scoey: Chief, seeing as how I won’t be around much longer, is it okay if I walk my former beat? Visit my old stomping grounds? I stomped a lot of guys there.
Wiggum: That depends, are there any donut shops on your old beat?
Scoey: You kidding? You can’t walk two blocks around here without tripping over one of those.
Wiggum: Yeah, we really do live in a great town, don’t we?
Lou: If by “great town”, you mean a city with the state’s highest crime rate and lowest life expectancy, then yes.
Wiggum: There’s Captain Buzzkill, right on cue.
Scoey: Can I go, or do I need to stick around and help you two keep things civil around here?
Wiggum: No, you better go. The only thing that’s gonna keep things civil around here is a dozen glazed.
• Make Scoey Walk His Old Beat – 4 hours
• Make Wiggum Roll His Eyes – 4 hours
• Make Lou Roll His Eyes – 4 hours
Scoey: Here ya go, Chief. One dozen glazed, as requested.
Wiggum: Thanks, Scoey. But where’s the donuts for the rest of the department?
Scoey: Umm, you’re holding them.
Wiggum: That’s hilarious, Scoey. We sure are gonna miss that sense of humor of yours around here.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Two Week Bogus part 3:
Eddie: So you’re finally retiring, eh? Doesn’t seem real.
Scoey: Yeah, but what is “real”, anyway? For all we know, we’re just simulations living in someone’s computer, tied in to some forty-year old cartoon show — you feel me?
Eddie: Sounds to me like someone treated themselves to a few “going away” presents from our evidence locker.
Scoey: Sorry, I’m just a little scatterbrained with retirement right around the corner.
Eddie: Don’t worry about it. Say, you wanna join the rest of us for dinner?
Scoey: Thanks, but I’ve got a date tonight that I can’t be late for.
Eddie: That’s nice. You and the wife celebrating?
Scoey: Nope. It’s just gonna be me, my calendar and my “marking off the days” pen.
• Make Scoey Count the Days ‘Til Retirement – 4 hours
• Make Eddie Shrug – 4 hours
Scoey: Chief, I’m here to reapply for my old job.
Wiggum: You are? But you’re just two days away from retirement. Why would you want to keep working?
Scoey: Turns out that disability pays way better than my pension, so I’m gonna start volunteering for the most dangerous jobs available to the force.
Wiggum: In the hopes that you’ll get injured on duty?
Scoey: Yup! I’m down to be “Officer Down!”
Wiggum: Fine by me. Your first responsibility is to clear those raccoons out of the armory. Careful though, Lou says they’ve armed themselves this time.
Scoey: On second thought, maybe this wasn’t such a good idea…
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Take a Customer Complaint
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: No
• Earns: 70 $$s, 17 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Police Headquarters, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Springwood Minimum Security Prison, Montgomery Burns State Prison, assorted Homes
• Task: Count The Days Til Retirement
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 175 $$s, 45 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Walk His Old Beat
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 275 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Go Out For Donuts
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 420 $$s, 100 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Lard Land Shop, Lard Lads Donuts, First Church Of Lard Lad, New Lard Lad, Retro Lard Lad, Lard Lad Donut Factory, assorted Homes
• Task: Review His Retirement Pension
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: No
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Police Headquarters, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Springwood Minimum Security Prison, Montgomery Burns State Prison, assorted Homes
Back on Monday with the Dialog Recap.
Have a good weekend everyone
