
It’s said by some, that we live our lives in decades. This may come about from the fact that humans have ten fingers, and remembering facts about our history is difficult beyond the second pinkie.
However, others believe that our lives are lived in patterns of 7. Which may have come about while an older person, trying to recount the past decade, while holding a hot cup of coffee and their phone, realized it is almost impossible to get beyond 7 without spilling the coffee or dropping the phone, or dropping the phone into the coffee.
But, as it pertains to my history with The Simpsons Tapped Out (hereafter referred to as TSTO because I don’t want to keep typing out the full name of the game, while drinking coffee and holding my phone), I will be using a mathematic reference of number of 8 years. Why? Because the TSTO characters have 8 fingers, and the game, and my life in association to it, ran in patterns of 8…and a half (which makes sense if you start the second pattern of 8, and stopped it abruptly in the middle).
Live with it. It’s how we’re gonna do this.









