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Tap Ball 101: Neighbor Visits

Hey there Hoppereenos!

Trying to figure out just what is going on? What to focus on first? Where to begin? Well, here to help as usual. Bouncing by with some of the Basic Mechanics of the New Tap Ball Event.

In this post, I will be going over the aspects of Neighbor Visits.

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Tap Ball 101: How to Play

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

So looks like we’ve got a new game sweeping the streets of our Springfields…Tap Ball!  A game invented by our very own Homer J Simpson!

Tap Ball is a combination of a bunch of sports, as Homer says…”Tap Ball takes the best parts of other sports — dribbling, the infield fly rule, an epidemic of concussions — and adds the excitement of watching people play second-rate video games! …. Best of all, the only equipment you need is a smartphone, thirteen balls of varying size, bats made of glass…some chalk to mark the many end zones, a quaffle, Kevlar body armor and a greedy, narcissistic owner to screw it all up!”

As you can see Tap Ball doesn’t make a whole lotta sense, but hey what do you expect from a game Homer invented?  After all… “The only rule of Tap Ball is…
THERE…ARE…NO…more than sixty-seven rules. With attached sub-rules, notes, and clarifications.”

Anywho…to play Tap Ball in YOUR Springfield, it’s a whole lot less complicated.  So let’s breakdown the ins, outs and how tos of playing Tap Ball on your Tapping Device…Homer Free 😉

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