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From the Mouths of Addicts: Brooders Guide to TSTO Events

ATTENTION: For those who don’t like to actually read the words in the post but skim for keywords (like update) and then freak out thinking something is going on.  If you actually bother to read the post, it’s satire.  THERE IS NO NEW EVENT right now! (or update or anything)  (which is why it doesn’t have update in the title.)  

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Welcome to another edition of From the Mouths of Addicts, where YOU get to sound off on anything and everything in the world of Tapped Out!  This week’s post comes to us from a frequent commenter, lover of all things NPC and regular at the Addicts pub of life, Brooders!

Brooders, Big Phil and I were having a conversation just this morning over on TOuk about my upcoming vacation (last week of June), and how I hope Bunny’s well enough to cover Addicts for the week…otherwise I’ll either have an unhappy husband or unhappy readers.

At the encouragement of Big Phil, Brooders was more than happy to throw her name into the ring to run the site in my absence (just in case).  What you find below is her “audition” so to speak, and how she’d handle things if I were away for a week.

Hope you enjoy it, because I know I couldn’t stop laughing…

Note I’m not really looking for someone to run the site while I’m gone.  It was just a joke that turned into this hilarious post..

Take it away Brooders…and try not to blow the place up…

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