Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
It’s Turkey Time in Springfield! But what happens if you get a piece of that turkey stuck?! Who’ll be there to help give the Hemilich?! Well…this Thanksgiving EA thought of the perfect solution…the Heimlich Machine!
Wondering if you should add the Heimlich Machine to YOUR Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this squeezing apparatus to YOUR Springfield!
Decoration: Heimlich Machine
Donut Price: 60 donuts
Bonus %: 2.5% on all cash and XP
Conform-O-Meter: Vanity +100
-Comes with a short task/questline
-Animated when in use
-Unlocks a permanent task for Puritan Flanders
-Decent bonus %
-Strange addition for Thanksgiving
-Can be hard to fit into Springfield
-Only Puritan Flanders uses it…
Personally, out of the Thanksgiving decorations added this year this is one I’d say buy. It’s reasonably priced, offers a decent bonus % and has a hilarious task associated with it! If you’re going to buy a premium decoration this Thanksgiving…this is the one I’d pick!
Of course in the end it’s your decision, we can only tell you what we would/wouldn’t do…and I can tell you this is one I plan on buying before the event is over. Just remember…whatever you decide this IS Limited-Time so be sure to make your decision before Thanksgiving leaves Springfield! (looks like it’s set to leave 12/2)
They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks!:
This is what pops up if you purchase it
Sacagawea Lisa: Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you’re sweating profusely.
Puritan Flanders: Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract.
Sacagawea Lisa: Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They’re 120 times hotter than jalapenos.
Puritan Flanders: UGGHH! Gotta get ’em out! Gotta get ’em out!
Homer: There’s only two ways to get them out: pump or dump. I’d prefer “pump.” And luckily there’s a Heimlich Machine to do just that.
Puritan Flanders: The habaneros! They’re still burning! Make it stop.
Homer: Just get on the machine, stupid, spicy Flanders.
Puritan Flanders: Human Heimlichers replaced by machines?! This Peter Piper has a pepper to pick with that!
Place the Heimlich Machine
Make Puritan Flanders Use the Heimlich Machine- 16hrs, Earns $750, 200xp
And looks like this:
What are YOUR thoughts on the Heimlich Machine? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Where have you placed it in your town? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!
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