THOH XXX: Full Dialogue Week 4, A Mother Scorn

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Guys…this is it.  The last post I need to put up regarding the 2019 Treehouse of Horrors Event.  With this we can offically close the book on Halloween 2019.  Well except for the showoff post, sounds of the event post, and my musings…but you get the general idea.

Anyway, let’s dive into the exciting conclusion of this Alien take over…

A Mother Scorn Pt. 1
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Martin Of The Opera: Quick, come with me.
Marge: I can’t leave Bart and Lisa like this. What did he do to them?
Martin Of The Opera: We can’t help them now. We need to save ourselves.
Kang: No more slithering away. It’s time we executed secret plan sixty-six.
Kodos: Our secret plans only go to sixty-five.
Kang: Whatever. They’re really all just one secret plan.
Make Kang and Kodos Execute Secret Plan- 8hrs, Earns $550, 140xp
Make Marge Mourn Her Children- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Game Pieces- x50. 

On job start:
Kang: Are you ready? There’s no going back.
Kodos: If we had at least two secret plans we could go back. I’m just saying… open the darn box.

End dialogue:
Marge: How can you be playing a board game at a time like this?
Kodos: This isn’t a board game. It’s a calling card.

A Mother Scorn Pt. 2
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Marge: How long before your secret weapon gets here?
Kodos: You’re quite impatient when it’s your family’s lives on the line.
Zia Simpson: And what about Mom?
Marge: I’m never going to get used to that. Could you just call her Lisa?! That device Dracula used knocked her and Bart out. I can’t wake them up.
Make Zia Simpson Try to Wake Up Lisa- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kang Play Satan’s Path- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kodos Play Satan’s Path- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Game Pieces- x100. 

On job start:
Zia Simpson: So they were knocked out when Dracula activated the machine?
Countess Dracula: He took their souls to complete a vampiric ritual and make himself immortal.
Zia Simpson: I thought he already was immortal?
Countess Dracula: He tells mortals he’s immortal just to make them jealous. It all started when his lust for power took over. I want my Drac back so I’ll help you destroy his machine and end this nightmare.

End dialogue:
Kodos: *nervous laughter* Wanna hear something funny? We opened a portal to our home planet and summoned our version of the Devil. Much worse than yours.
Marge: You did what now?!
Kang: You’d think we’d learn from our mistakes. Now you’ll have a chance to.

A Mother Scorn Pt. 3
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Count Dracula: I was wondering how you aliens wanted to die. I can accommodate.
Kodos: We won’t die at your bony white hands.
Marge: And you better give my children’s souls back too!
Count Dracula: I would love to, but I need to devour them for an ancient ritual. Yummy-yummy!
Make Marge Try to Save Bart and Lisa’s Souls- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Count Dracula Fight Kang- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kodos Sabotage Ultranet Machine- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Game Pieces- x100. 

On job start:
Count Dracula: Ew, your tentacles are so sticky. It’s gross.
Kang: Yes, it’s often hindered us on job interviews.
Kodos: Flip the switch back to “return souls” to save your children.
Marge: I know what I’m doing. I don’t need it alien-splained to me.

End dialogue:
Count Dracula: You fool, what have you done?!
Marge: *holding Ultranet hard drive over her head* I’ve used motherly rage to turn the tide in our favor!
Kodos: Great work human, now hand me the hard drive so I can destroy the machine.
Marge: Nuh-uh. Believe it or not I’m beginning to not trust agents or aliens anymore. *types Rigel VII into Ultranet device*

A Mother Scorn Pt. 4
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Kodos: What have you done to Rigel VII?
Marge: I put it in a mayonnaise jar. Your planet is my hostage until things are restored back to normal here.
Zia Simpson: Whoa, Grandma, nice bluff!
Marge: I’m not bluffing and I’m not your grandma. At least not yet.
Make Kodos Try to Negotiate with Marge- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Marge Hold All the Cards- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Game Pieces- x100. 

Count Dracula: You can’t contain me, I’m the Agent of Destruction here–!
Zia Simpson: *knocks Count Dracula out* Die, even though you can’t die!  I’m sorry. I should never have helped these monsters just to spite my parents.
Kang: Parents can be monsters too. Make it right by convincing your grandma to relinquish control of the device.
Zia Simpson: Not happening. Now pack up and go home.
Kodos: Wow, I can’t believe you betrayed us again! Teenagers ARE complicated.

A Mother Scorn Pt. 5
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J Rigellian Christ: Never fear, my children. I’ve heard your call.
Kodos: Oops, sorry. I was more using your name in vain than calling out.
J Rigellian Christ: Since I’m here, why haven’t you conquered this planet in my name yet?!
Kang: Because of that Earthling! *points at Marge*
Make J. Rigellian Christ Explain Manifest Destiny- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Marge Reject J. Rigellian Christ- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Game Pieces- x100. 

On job start:
Marge: I don’t care what kind of divine being you are, I want my kids back and for all of this to be undone.
J Rigellian Christ: That’s a non-starter for me. Now unscrew the lid and release our planet from your jar.

End dialogue:
Zia Simpson: We’re out of time, the Satan’s Path Ritual is complete!
Lucy Fer Sa’tan: It’s pronounced Sa’tan. Everyone gets it wrong. *sighs* I should just go by George. WWJRCD – What would J. Rigellian Christ do?
J Rigellian Christ: Sorry, George or whoever. I’ve been chasing a false alarm.
Lucy Fer Sa’tan: I hate falsifiers. Commit to the bit.

Rigellian Reckoning
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Kang: We are in way over our avocado heads.
J Rigellian Christ: I can’t express how disappointed I am in you.
Lucy Fer Sa’tan: Make a deal with the devil, Marge. We’ll set everything on this big blue dirt ball back to normal, if you release our planet. Sound fun?
Marge: I guess I can live with that.
Kodos: You shouldn’t be living at all.
Lucy Fer Sa’tan: Shut your drool hole. We’ll deal with the two of you later on Rigel VII.
Make Lucy Fer Sa’tan Return the Earth to Normal- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make J. Rigellian Christ Return the Earth to Normal- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
On job start:
Lucy Fer Sa’tan: There you go, right as rain.
Marge: *destroys machine* And I’ll pop the top on the mayonnaise jar so you can have your planet back.
Lucy Fer Sa’tan: Thank you for that. I struggle with lids.

End dialogue:
Lisa: Mom! You saved us!
Bart: The Cowabunga Kid rides again!
Homer: *waking up from food coma* What happened?
Marge: Nothing, Homie. You can go back to sleep.
Homer: Can do. *snoring*
Zia Simpson: Guess I’ll stick around awhile. I’m not up to facing my mom yet.
Marge: Any future granddaughter of mine is always welcome. Just no “Grandma” name calling yet.

And this concludes the THOH XXX Event!

Thoughts on the final week?  Ready to see it all over?  Thoughts on how the story wrapped up? Thoughts on the event overall?  Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

3 responses to “THOH XXX: Full Dialogue Week 4, A Mother Scorn

  1. 2019 Treehouse of Horrors Event

    ” I know what I’m doing! I don’t need it alien-splained to me!” – Marge (♥️ it! So glad Marge saved the Day because teen Zia Simpson as a Character gets on my nerves – even her dialogue gets irritating!)

    “We are in way over our avocado heads!” 👽
    “Shut your drool hole!” 👽
    (best dialogue ever!) 😂

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  2. They need to extend this, my game had issues, then when it worked EA gave 60 donuts for the inconvenience. Now I feel there is barely any time to finish this and the time some jobs takes is too long and forces us to use donuts to rush them. Also seems insane that GOD costs 777 donuts, it’s dumb.

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    • Mark Nowicki

      I’m sorry if the Game App was giving you issues and sorry if EA support could only do so much (if you got 60 🍩’s like the rest of us? I think that’s as good as it gets from EA).

      Farm 🍩’s like the rest of us , rush thru it, or accept that practically all the content will end up in the Mystery Box (some of it already is) and you can spend sprinkles there without having to rush anything.

      I gave THOH 2019 a D Grade for reasons that I think you would agree with (even though I’m glad for some of the new / returning content).

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