Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Who’s up for another exciting prize post? Yea…I’m right there with you. Anyway, Act 2 brings us 1 new COSTUME for Springfield. Not a new character…how nice of EA…but a costume. A costume for a premium character no less.
Anyway, let’s take a look at the first prize on the Act 2 prize track, The Game Master…
The Game Master is a brand new COSTUME for Springfield and part of the Game of Games the Sequel Character Collection:
Yes, this is a COSTUME for an existing character. Milo. Milo was originally a premium character, and if you don’t have him you can purchase him in the store for donuts currently.
Yea, I know you’re annoyed about it. I’m not even going to attempt to justify/defend it. I think it’s lazy on EA’s part…so you’re preaching to the choir.
How You Unlock it:
Zero-G Whiz Pt. 1
Make Comic Book Guy Rip Off The Game Master’s Hood- 30m
The Evergreen Terrors Gasp Again- x4. 30m
Collect Energy Drinks- x 150.
Once achieved you’ll unlock the game master costume…
And if you don’t have Milo it’ll sit in your inventory until you unlock him…again, for donuts.
And, for those curious, here are the details on Milo, the character you need to buy in order to use The Game Master costume.
The Game Master does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:
Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 1
Milo: It’ll be good to get back to Coolsville Comics and relax.
Krusty: Hey hey hey! Just the man I’m looking for! I need a new lead-in for my show to boost ratings, and your Game Master shtick is hashtag-trending. I just learned what trending is. And what hashtags are. Hashtag-cool!
Milo: You want me to host a show on comic books?
Krusty: What? Ew, no! Comic books are hashtag-dead! I want you to host a Japanese-style game show. Hashtag-crazy!
Milo: Japanese game show? Hashtag-sign me up!
Make The Game Master Host Crazy Happy Fun World- 4hrs
Make Krusty Hashtag EVERYTHING- 4hrs
The Game Master: Welcome everyone to Crazy Happy Fun World! I’m your host, The Game Master! Our first contestants will face each other in a Thanksgiving Food Fight!
Lisa: That’s not fair! Dad is bigger and stronger than we are!
Bart: Relax, Lis! Homer’s eating all his ammo.
Homer: *eating* NOM NOM NOM!
Marge: But who’s going to clean up this mess?
Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 2
Blue Haired Lawyer: No more food fights. That man almost died.
The Game Master: From overeating! How is that my fault? Contestants were informed that the “food” was Grade F: Failure to be Edible. Alright, fine! Besides, it’s time for everyone’s newest favorite game: Barbarian Wall Smash! Smash through this brick wall using just your head – literally! – and you win!
Moe: All I gotta do is put this helmet on and smash through that wall with my head? And there are prizes on the other side? I got this!
Make The Game Master Emcee Barbarian Wall Smash- 30m
Make Moe Use His Head to Smash Through Wall- 30m
Moe: I…I made it? Mommy, is that you…?
The Game Master: Well, you broke through – sadly, not before the Crazy Happy Fun World timer expired. But you did earn some lovely consolation prizes. Strawberry, tell the man what he won!
Strawberry: This lunch pail with the faces of…uh…I’m gonna say a defunct boy band? Plus a year’s supply of government surplus ramen!
Moe: *staggers around the stage* Worth it!
Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 3
The Game Master: The lawyer again? Ugh! What’s this contestant complaining about? We gave him a helmet!
Blue Haired Lawyer: He’s happy as the proverbial bivalve mollusk. No, it’s the woman in the audience he threw up on who’s threatening to sue. We’ll rewrite the audience agreement on the back of their tickets – it’s already thirty-four paragraphs long, but twelve more won’t hurt.
The Game Master: In the meantime, we have plenty of other game ideas! And this next one requires audience participation…
Make The Game Master Arm Audience With Sticks- 2hrs
Frink: As a contestant, I’ll use my big brain with the THINKING and the CALCULATING to win big prizes!
The Game Master: Well, you better think fast, because to play Surviving the Studio you have to make it to any of the three exits before the audience clubs you into submission!
Frink: Hoyvin! What would Einstein do? I know: E equals MC RUN!
Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 4
The Game Master: What now?! Don’t tell me Professor Frink is suing…
Blue Haired Lawyer: Fortunately he’s in traction and unable to sign a legally binding agreement. No, it turns out the Whacking Day people are highly litigious.
The Game Master: Fine, no more whacking. Besides, it’s time for our latest contest: A buddy game called Fishing For Prizes!
Lenny: Me and Carl got this.
The Game Master: Carl will be using a crane to lower prizes into this piranha-filled swimming pool, where Lenny will retrieve them using only his mouth.
Lenny: Wait, what?
The Game Master: Any prizes Lenny can move to the ledge on the other side, they keep!
Carl: Doesn’t sound hard. Let’s go!
Make Carl Lower Prizes Into Pool- 30m
Make Lenny Retrieve Underwater Prizes- 30m
Make The Game Master Watch a Contestant Almost Drown- 30m
Lenny: You almost killed me! You seriously expected me to swim to the surface with a pickup truck?!
Carl: Eh, the CPR worked, what are you complaining about?
Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 5
The Game Master: So for our next game–
Krusty: Forget it! This show is finished!
The Game Master: But you said it was a hit!
Krusty: Yeah – a hit with my lawyer! The legal fees are killing me. Oy!
Make Krusty Cancel Crazy Happy Fun World- 4hrs
Make The Game Master Be Sad Crazy Happy Fun World is Canceled
Milo: So what are you going to use as a lead-in to your program now?
Krusty: We got a new show lined up and it’s going to be crazy hashtag-popular! Something about a woman yelling at a cat…
The Game Masters’s Permanent Tasks:
|Clean Grubby Fingerprints||1hr||$70, 17xp||Outside/Visual at Coolsville|
|Brood Ominously||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Coolsville/Homes in Springfield|
|Feed the Birds||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Set More High Scores||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Captain Blips/Noiseland/Wall E Weasels/Brown House|
|Work His Night Gig for Extra Money||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Toys Were Us/Krusty Burger/Kwik E Mart/Wall E Weasels/Brown House|
And that’s it my friends, the details on The Game Master Costume…
Up Next? The rest of the Act 2 prize track.
Thoughts on The Game Master? Questline? Tasks? Sound off below.