Game of Games the Sequel Act 2 Premium Questline: Wall E Weasel

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Act 2 is nearly a week old, have you finished it yet?  With Act 3 starting up this weekend, it’s time to finalize the posts for Act 2.  And y’all know finalizing the posts means….time for full dialogue!  Which oftentimes is the best part of the event.

Act 2 of this multi-event ushered in one new premium character to assist with the event.  Wall E Weasel is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who not only helps earn event currency (throughout the entire event) but also comes with a short questline.

So let’s take a look at the full dialogue for Woeful Weasel (not to be confused with pop goes the…)


Woeful Weasel Pt. 1
Wall E Weasel starts

Squeaky Voice Attendant: Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.
Wall E Weasel: Ugghh…c’mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit?
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I’ll need you to see to that.
Wall E Weasel: Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: You’ll have to use your car keys.
Wall E Weasel: I don’t have a car!
Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant- 2hrs
Make Squeaky Voice Teen Oversee the Cleanup- 2hrs
Wall E Weasel: *scraping cheese with his belt buckle* Ugh, how did my life get to such a low point?
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that.
Wall E Weasel: How are you my boss anyways? I’m twice your age!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go order more pepperoni.

Woeful Weasel Pt. 2
Wall E Weasel starts

Wall E Weasel: *sigh* What a day. I don’t know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow. And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day… I need some relief! Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?
Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker- 4hrs
Gil: *knocks on vertical rolling door* Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I’d introduce myself. Name’s Gil. Boy howdee, you sure look like you’ve been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place?
Wall E Weasel: You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.
Gil: Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there’s some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral! So anyway, here’s my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn’t I? Here you go, one of Gil’s finest brews.
Wall E Weasel: What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.
Gil: Beer? Whoa, we got a high roller over here. No sir, that there is freshly brewed rainwater.

Woeful Weasel Pt. 3
Wall E Weasel starts

Wall E Weasel: Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.
Gil: Ol’ Gil doesn’t have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I’m sleeping. Then things’ll be looking up!
Wall E Weasel: Well, since we’re neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want.
Gil: Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket.
Wall E Weasel: Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies.
Gil: Whoa, you’re talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He’s a whiz with that technical stuff.
Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil’s Other Neighbor- 1hr
Sideshow Bob: Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?
Gil: This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up. But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don’t have your smarts.
Sideshow Bob: You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come. *walks into rake*  *groans* We’ll start by cleaning up these rakes.

Woeful Weasel Pt. 4
Wall E Weasel starts

Sideshow Bob: Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!
Wall E Weasel: You uh…you okay, Bob?
Sideshow Bob: I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.
Wall E Weasel: Look, that sounds pretty weird, but I think I know what you mean. I used to think I was the unluckiest guy in this entire town. But today I saw something. Something horrifying. Something that changed me forever.
Sideshow Bob: And what, pray tell, was this?
Make Wall E. Weasel Show Sideshow Bob the Inside of Gil’s Unit- 1hr
Sideshow Bob: Dear God, what is this abomination?
Gil: Ah, are you two checking out Gil’s sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens. And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I’ve almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!
Sideshow Bob: Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I’ll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here. Now, just because you live in a cage doesn’t mean you have to live like an animal. Let’s turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!

Woeful Weasel Pt. 5
Wall E Weasel starts

Wall E Weasel: It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!
Gil: Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol’ Gil’s not getting lead poisoning tonight!
Sideshow Bob: Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear.
Wall E Weasel: You know what? You’re right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world!
Sideshow Bob: Well, let’s not go overboard.
Wall E Weasel: Starting tomorrow, I’m going to show everyone the new me!
Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence- 1hr
Wall E Weasel: Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it. *deep sigh* You can do this. You can do this! Heya kids! Wall E.’s here and he’s ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel?
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. *hands Wall E. a scooper*
Wall E Weasel: Oh well, my good attitude lasted about three minutes. A new personal record!

And this concludes the premium dialogue for Wall E Weasel.

Thoughts on Act 2 of the event?  Did you buy Wall E?   Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

16 responses to “Game of Games the Sequel Act 2 Premium Questline: Wall E Weasel

  1. I’m sure you have covered this but I don’t feel like searching around. I know they changed the format a couple events ago. In previous events we had a week to complete each act and they would begin on a Wednesday. What is the new cycle?

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  2. Wall E Weasel — the true reward of Act 2, along with Bart’s Moon Mansion (everything else wasn’t worth the Grind as it won’t allow for Character Tasks, doesn’t increase your Bonus %, etc).

    His Quest after you complete Act 2 is funny (Sideshow Bob and Gil – we need Gil as a playable Character now!) EA got a 👍🏻 for Wall E Weasel!

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  3. I loved the tie in with sideshow bob and the rakes so much that I splurged on a crate of rakes and scattered them around my teo storage facilities. I then promptly sent Bob on his one hour task of ‘meet his raker’.

    I got a good chuckle out of that. Ah, what we will do for entertainment during this pandemic!

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