THOH XXXI Act 2 Full Dialogue: Hell is Other Students

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Now on with the full dialogue for Act 2…

Hell is Other Students Pt. 1
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Lisafer: Hellementary School is still school, just with fires, molten lava, and boiling steam.
Hell Kids Crowd: Get a load of the new kid with her fresh–faced, just outta-the-hell-portal attitude!
Lisafer: Relax guys! I’m here to NOT do any work. School is SOOO lame, right?!
Hell Kids Crowd: Oh great. Another one of those too-cool-for-Hell-School types!
Make Lisa Get on Fellow Students’ Bad Side- 2hrs
Collect Cursed Scrolls- x150. 4hrs
Hell Kids Crowd: Listen, we’re in Hell because we like being bad. Being in Hell School is all about learning to be good at being bad.
Lisafer: Say, I was just kidding earlier! I actually love school and I’m great at it! I only called it lame because I wanted to fit in.
Hell Kids Crowd: Ugh, now she’s a suck-up!
Lisafer: This deal with the devil is really confusing. If I’m not careful, I could end up stuck in Hell forever.
Old Scratch: Wouldn’t I love that.
Lisafer: GAH! Are you spying on me?!
Old Scratch: I spy on everybody. I’m like Santa Claus who’s down here every day except Christmas.
Santa Claus: Ho-ho-Hell!

Hell is Other Students Pt. 2
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Beelzebart: Lisa? What are you doing here?
Lisafer: I hated that you were getting A’s in school so I found a way to come to Hellementary School myself. I struck a deal with Old Scratch: if I flunk out of school you and I are saved, but if I pass any classes we’ll both be damned forever. It’s a really confusing deal.
Beelzebart: Don’t sweat it, Lis.
Lisafer: All I do is sweat down here!
Beelzebart: Hellementary school is about doing bad things. So just be yourself, be good, and you’ll do horribly!
Make Lisa Do Poorly in Class by Being Good- 4hrs
Make Beelzebart Get an A in Corporate Lobbying- 4hrs
Collect Cursed Scrolls- x125. 4hrs
Lisafer: I was supposed to be mean, so I was nice. I was supposed to lie, so I told the truth. I got straight F’s on all my assignments… I fought my instincts, worked hard to not achieve, and Bart and I will win our freedom from Hell! As long as I just keep getting everything wrong, we’re good!
Hell Teacher: Okay, class, our next subject is Science!
Lisafer: Oh no! How am I ever going to dumb down science?!

Hell is Other Students Pt. 3
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Hell Scientists Crowd: Welcome to Hell Labs, Beelzebart! Your breakthrough in torture techniques has been so impressive we’re granting you an internship.
Beelzebart: That’s cool…I think. Wait, what’s she doing here?
Hell Scientists Crowd: Lisafer is our top science pupil!
Lisafer: I couldn’t help it. Science is the one normal subject in Hell School I couldn’t fail. I just couldn’t!
Old Scratch: I’m glad someone takes science seriously! Heaven sure doesn’t. Have you heard their theory on where dinosaurs came from? Crazy.
Make Beelzebart Review the State of the Art in Torture- 4hrs
Make Lisa Try to Moralize Torture Science- 4hrs
Collect Cursed Scrolls- x125. 4hrs
Hell Scientists Crowd: Great work today, Beelzebart! Just don’t bring the girl. We can’t stand all her moralizing lectures!
Beelzebart: Now you know what I’ve lived with for eight years.
Lisafer: Ha! Now I’m failing Science!
Hell Scientists Crowd: No, you’re not. You’re getting an A+.
Lisafer: What?! You can’t do that! I’m annoying! You hate me!
Hell Scientists Crowd: All great scientists are annoying and hateful. Congratulations.

Hell is Other Students Pt. 4
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Lisafer: Bart, I’m never going to make it through the school year without accidentally passing a class! You have to help me escape!
Beelzebart: I was top in my class in escapes. Also cheating, skipping out, and not paying attention. Sure, I’ll help ya. We can sneak out while everyone’s in study hall.
Lisafer: Why doesn’t everyone trapped in Hell escape?
Beelzebart: Duh. Some of us love our Hellementary school.
Lisafer: Wait, are those headlights?
Beelzebart: Correction…demon headlights.
Make Lisa Get Chased Back to School by a Demon Car- 1hr
Make Beelzebart Get Chased Back to School by a Demon Car- 1hr
Collect Cursed Scrolls- x125. 4hrs
Lisafer: We’ve been caught! Now we’ll never get out of here!
Old Scratch: Good job ratting out your sister, Beelzebart!
Lisafer: What?! Gah! Bart? No! Why’d you do it?
Beelzebart: It was for extra credit on our Treachery assignment.
Lisafer: Sadly, I actually respect that.

Hell is Other Students Pt. 5
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Lisafer: I’m stuck here and somehow passing half my subjects despite trying to fail. Darn.
Old Scratch: “Darn”? You know you can “hard” swear down here.
Lisafer: *#&@*!
Old Scratch: That’s better. A+!
Lisafer: Darn! I mean…God bless you!
Old Scratch: Nicely played! You just got detention, little lady!
Lisafer: Heh-heh…
Make Lisa Serve Hell Detention- 4hrs
Make Old Scratch Gloat- 4hrs
Collect Cursed Scrolls- x175. 4hrs

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5 responses to “THOH XXXI Act 2 Full Dialogue: Hell is Other Students

  1. Anyone having KEM farm issues?

    Occasionally I go in to collect my XP and my farm is empty?
    Either that or I’m losing me marbles and didn’t place them!?!🤪

  2. I have been having the same issues for the last 2 days. On both my phone and tablet.

  3. anyone else having login issues? I got booted out and then are trying to log back in, but keep getting an error message.

    • I had issues a week or so ago, I ended up having to Uninstall and reinstall the game. It’s been working fine since.

    • Yip! Not been able to start the game for 2 days now. Little doughnut just spin and spins……

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