Love and War Premium Dialogue: Robot Marge

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Love is in the air!  Although maybe not so much in the Simpsons’ household…
Love and War is the latest event to hit our pocket-sized towns, and it’s an all-out romance novel affair!

Time to wrap up the fourth act of Love and War with a little premium dialogue!  Act four brings us, Robot Marge, with lots of gadgets and gizmos!

So let’s take a look at the questlines for Robot Marge…

More details on Robot Marge can be found here

Judging Day Pt. 1
Robot Marge starts

Robot: Master, your Robot Marge project is complete. Would you like to see the results?
Artie Ziff: I know the results. I’m a genius! Just bring her out already.
Robot: Very well. I present to you, Robot Marge.
Robot Marge: Greetings, master.
Robot : Please state your mission.
Robot Marge:Travel back in time to make Homer fall in love with me before he marries Marge.
Artie Ziff: And we didn’t have time to finish putting the skin on this thing?
Make Robot Marge Run Diagnostics- 4hrs

Judging Day Pt. 2
Robot Marge starts

Artie Ziff: Okay, we’re all set. Sending Robot Marge back to 1978. Pressing time travel maker button thingy…now!
Robot: Sir, we have a problem.
Artie Ziff: Oh, you’re right! I forgot to send her with bellbottoms. She’ll never blend in.
Robot: No, you put the date in the time of day field. She’s now being sent back to…five hours ago.
Artie Ziff: *gasp* Pull the plug! Before it finishes sending her!
Robot: Sir, pulling the plug in the middle of a chrono transfer event could have catastrophic effects. It could kill her.
Artie Ziff: Who cares. She’s a robot! Your lives mean nothing. She could ruin my whole plan if sent back to the wrong time!
Robot: That really hurts, man.
Make Robot Marge Travel Back in Time…Five Hours- 4hrs

Judging Day Pt. 3
Robot Marge starts

Robot Marge: Time travel complete. Locating target… Target located inside establishment known as Moe’s. Entering establishment.
Homer: Hey *hic* honey, boy you look mad. Did I forget a special day again?
Robot Marge: Silence. Join me within our domicile wherein we shall perform acts of human intimacy.
Homer: You’re the boss.
Robot Marge: Affirmative.
Homer: But… you’re gonna have to drive, because *whispers* Barney had too much to drink, so then I had too much to drink so he wouldn’t feel left out.
Make Robot Marge Drive Homer Home- 4hrs
Make Homer Dig Marge’s New Getup- 4hrs
Homer: There’s something different about you. Your skin is SO shiny. No, that’s not it. Did you do something to your hair?
Robot Marge: Yes. I electro-polished it. Do you like it?
Homer: Affirmative!

Judging Day Pt. 4
Robot Marge starts

Robot Marge: We have arrived. Exit the vehicle.
Homer: You sure are good at pillow talk. I’ll get the door.
Marge: Homer, did Barney drive you—AHH! What the heck is that?!
Homer: It’s you. But you’re you? Then who are you?
Robot Marge: I am “Robot Marge”. I am here to serve Homer J. Simpson and fulfill all his wifely desires so that he never marries Marge.
Marge: Well you’re a little late. We’re already married!
Robot Marge: Does not compute.
Marge: Look at our wedding rings! Does that compute?
Robot Marge: It computes a little…
Marge: Identify your administrator code.
Robot Marge: *shakes and sparks* Arthur J. Ziff of Ziffcorp.
Homer: Marge, how did you know to say that?
Marge: I have to fill my time with something when you’re at Moe’s.
Make Robot Marge Reveal Her Creator- 4hrs
Marge: I should have known Artie was behind this. He’s the only one both creepy and wealthy enough to build a robot version of me. Well, it looks like your mission was a failure.
Robot Marge: Negative, my mission parameters state that I love, honor, and obey Homer until death do us part.
Homer: Can’t argue with science, Marge.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: *whispering* Marge, if she’ll do whatever I say then that means we can make her do all the house stuff that you don’t want to do.
Marge: … Can’t argue with science.

Judging Day Pt. 5
Robot Marge starts

Homer: Robot Marge? You missed a spot.
Marge: Oh, and after you’re done vacuuming the living room, could you start prepping dinner?
Robot Marge: Negative. I am only programmed to receive instructions from Homer.
Marge: Homer, could you please tell this thing to do what I just said.
Homer: Robot Marge, do the thing. Ooh, and I could use another back massage!
Robot Marge: Affirmative. As long as you agree to one day divorce Marge so we can be married.
Homer: Yeah, yeah. All in good time. Meanwhile, my shoulder fat is tensing up!
Make Robot Marge Give Homer a Back Massage- 4hrs
Homer: Oh, yeah, that’s good. You’re like a regular masseuse.
Robot Marge: I have detailed files on human anatomy.
Homer: Human anatomy, eh? Say, the next time Marge isn’t in the mood, would you maybe wanna—
Marge: Homer J. Simpson! I can’t believe you! You’re sleeping on the couch tonight!
Homer: Okay. C’mon, Robot Marge. Sleeping on the couch does a special number on my back flab.
Robot Marge: Negative! My artificial intelligence has been overridden by your genuine stupidity.

And that’s it my friends, the details on Captain Mordecai and Titania’s questlines!

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2 responses to “Love and War Premium Dialogue: Robot Marge

  1. Veganella Luxellence

    Did I mention I love my Robocopterminator Margobot T2? Because I love her. She enriches my little Stringfield so much haha

    But I feel the Questline kind of just ends… ?? Unresolved? Margobot just stays with the Simpsons forever? Or for how long, the 5 hours? Doesn’t Artie fetch her to send her to the correct time? I wish she would do stuff outside the Simpsons home, even just hanging out…

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