Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
The Season 33 Prize Track officially kicked off Sunday night (or early Monday morning for many of us) with a brand new character for our Springfields! Sasha Reed is ready to arrive in Springfield, and all you have to do is unlock her!
Safi stayed up late and broke down how to unlock the prize for us, as soon as it launched, and you can check out those details here. Now I’m going to give you all the details on Sasha herself, including her questline and tasks for our pocket-sized towns!
Here are the details on Marge’s rival, Sasha Reed…
So once you’ve completed the first part of the Season 33 prize track, you’ll unlock Sasha in all her glory…
Sasha Reed is a brand new FULL Character for Springfield and is part of the Helpful Guest Stars Character Collection:
And once unlocked you’ll start up her questline, Stage Plight, immediately. A few things to note before we get into the questline…
-Sasha is a FULL FREE Character for Springfield, who earns currency at a PREMIUM rate.
-Sasha is not voiced
As mentioned above, she does come with a questline, and here’s a look at the full dialogue version for that questline now…
Stage Plight Pt. 1
Sasha Reed: Excellent work, Mel. I really think you’ve got what it takes to be an actor.
Sideshow Mel: Technically I already am an actor…but just on broadcast TV. And as we all know, broadcast TV is terrible!
Sasha Reed: And Luann, you played off Mel so well. But…could you maybe put the wine glass down just while you’re doing the scene?
Luann: I’ve decided my character is a heavy drinker. *takes a sip*
Barney: Mine too! *belches*
Sasha Reed: I can see you’re all ready for the next step in this acting class. It’s time for me to teach you the art of the emotional breakdown.
Barney: Ooh! Oscar bait!
Sideshow Mel: This is the theater, Barney. We call it Tony bait.
Make Sasha Reed Teach the Stanislavski Method- 4hrs
Marge: Sasha? What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be back in New York?
Sasha Reed: Springfield suits me much better. As an actor in New York, I was but a small fish in a big pond. Here I’m a big fish!
Marge: You weren’t actually an actor in New York, and you’re not acting in anything here. So you’re more like a no fish.
Sasha Reed: Well, you know what they say: those who can’t do, teach.
Marge: So the people in your class know you’re not a famous actor?
Sasha Reed: No, because I told them the exact opposite of that. And it wasn’t a lie…it was just me acting!
Marge: You’re not an actor!
Stage Plight Pt. 2
Marge: This isn’t right, Sasha. Your students think they’re getting first-hand knowledge of how to make it on Broadway.
Sasha Reed: And they are! Based on everything I read in this book, “The Stupid Imbecile’s Guide to Making it on Broadway”.
Marge: That’s not first-hand!
Sasha Reed: Good, because I didn’t actually read it.
Marge: That’s it! I’m telling everyone that you’re a fraud and getting this school closed down.
Sasha Reed: Or…we’re looking for an instructor for our stage management class. I think you’d be great for it, if you can put a lid on this whole “I’m not who I say I am” thing.
Marge: Ooh, quid pro quo — my favorite kind of deal! Fill me in on the details.
Sasha Reed: Oh, I’ll make those up later. Right now I need to deal with my adoring fans. Just make sure to show up hours before I get here tomorrow.
Make Sasha Reed Sign Autographs- 4hrs
Make Marge Write Her Stage Management Class Syllabus- 4hrs
Milhouse: Excuse me, am I in the right place for the “Life’s a Stage, If You Can Manage It” class?
Marge: Milhouse? You’re into the theater?
Milhouse: Yeah. I’ve tried out for every school play, but the best part I’ve ever managed to land is Assistant to the Understudy for Chorus Member #7.
Marge: So now you want to be a stage manager?
Milhouse: I just want to yell at all the people who got the roles I wanted.
Marge: Then you came to the right place!
Stage Plight Pt. 3
Sasha Reed: So if you can convince other actors to join the class, then they’ll be in your downline and you’ll get a cut of their fees. And if THEY get people to join, you’ll get a cut of their fees too…minus my cut of course. Also you all need to buy ten cases of face cream for actors.
Marge: Sasha! Have you turned your class into a pyramid scheme?!
Sasha Reed: It’s relevant to the project, Marge. We’re doing Antony and Cleopatra.
Sideshow Mel: No, we’re doing Macbeth. “Out damned spot! Out, I say!”
Sasha Reed: Don’t worry, Mel. We also sell a detergent that can get out any stain.
Make Sasha Reed Turn Her Class Into a Pyramid Scheme- 4hrs
Make Marge Contact the Better Business Bureau- 4hrs
Sasha Reed: Marge, you ratted me out to the fuzz?! Just because you’re jealous of my acting career? Classic stage manager!
Marge: You think I’m jealous of YOU?! You are so narcissistic! Classic actor!
Sasha Reed: Well, at least you’re now admitting I’m an actor.
Marge: I am. You tried and failed, but then got back up and tried again…pursuing your dream in the face of constant adversity. And that’s what an actor does. But now it’s over, and I’m dropping the curtain on this silly farce. Because that’s what a stage manager does.
Sasha Reed: Well played, Marge. You won this round, but I’ll be back…once I’m old enough to get parts as a grandmother.
Marge: I’ll be happy as an actual grandmother by then, so knock yourself out.
Milhouse: Does this mean the stage management class is cancelled?
Luann: You better believe it, son. You need to help your mom sell sixty units of silver polish to make her quota!
Milhouse: Showbiz is brutal.
Sasha also has a full set of tasks to help earn currency in our pocket-sized towns…here’s a look at those tasks now:
Sasha Reed’s Permanent Tasks:
|Imagine What Could Have Been||1hr||$105, 26xp||Theaters|
|Teach the Stanislavski Method||4hrs||$260, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Sign Autographs||8hrs||$420, 105||Outside/Visual|
|Check the Unemployment Board||12hrs||$600, 150xp||Springfield Unemployment Office|
|Get the Ol’ Gang Back Together||24hrs||$1,000, 225xp||Springfield High School|
And that’s it my friends, all of the quick details on Sasha Reed, the newest character to hit our pocket-sized towns!
What’s next? Well, the Season 33 Prize Track continues on but the next prize won’t be available to unlock until October 10th (with the THOH Episode).
So check back on October 10th for the details on the next prize!
Thoughts on Sasha Reed? Have you unlocked her yet? Thoughts on the Season 33 prize track? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!