Treehouse of Horror XXXII Prize Guide: Act 1, Prize 1 Geriatric Park Burns

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

It’s that time of the event…time for another fun and exciting prize post!  This time around we’re breaking down a new costume for Springfield…

Without further ado let’s get right into it and take a look at the first prize on the Treehouse of Horror XXXII Prize track…Geriatric Park Burns:

Geriatric Park Burns is a  brand new Costume for Mr. Burns to use in Springfield and part of the Treehouse of Horror XXXII Character Collection:

How You Unlock it:
Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 1
Make Quimby Stash the Cash- 2hrs
Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park- 2hrs
Collect Fossil Skulls- x115.

Once achieved you’ll unlock the character…

Other Info:
Voiced: Yes
WDTCF: “THOH XXIX” S30, E4 -Geriatric Park  Segment (#3)

Geriatric Park Burns does come with a full questline, which won’t trigger until you’ve reached Part 5 of the Act 1 questline (Welcome to Geriatric Park) here’s a look at that questline:

The Cantankerous Curator Pt. 1
Geriatric Park Burns starts

Geriatric Park Burns: Ah, it’s good to be the impresario of Geriatric Park! The curator of captive curmudgeons as far as my eyes can see.
Smithers: Sir, your eyesight isn’t well. You may not see that Geriatric Park ticket sales are down 20%, and merchandise sales are down 40%.
Geriatric Park Burns: What?! Is there some problem with the sweatshop-produced junk we’re hawking to the rubes?
Smithers: Although this stuffed duckbill Hadrosaur Bouvier with authentic denture action is fabulous, the sea urchin Selmas and porcupine Pattys don’t make loveable plushies.
Geriatric Park Burns: Let me see those prickly — OOCH-OUCH!
Make Geriatric Park Burns Review Geriatric Park Merch- 4hrs

The Cantankerous Curator Pt. 2
Geriatric Park Burns starts

Geriatric Park Burns: These trinkets and doodads are delightful. They should be flying off the shelves!
Smithers: Maybe we just need more shelves…more attractions that can draw in park visitors.
Geriatric Park Burns: Hmm…you’re right. I don’t normally mix with the hoi polloi but let me see what I can find out there.
Smithers: I’ll be right with you, sir.
Geriatric Park Burns: And frighten off the flora and fauna?! I’ll do this on my own, Smithers.
Make Geriatric Park Burns Search for New Park Subjects- 5hrs
Geriatric Park Burns: Blast! Where does one find all the interesting zoo subjects in this infernal town?
Santas Little Helper: *whines*
Geriatric Park Burns: All right, whatever you are, you can come.
Barney: *burp*
Geriatric Park Burns: And whatever you are, you can come too.

The Cantankerous Curator Pt. 3
Geriatric Park Burns starts

Geriatric Park Burns: I’ve done it, Smithers! This should give the park the jolt of fresh blood it needs to invigorate ticket and merchandise sales!
Smithers: Sir, you have a stray dog, a drunk, two angry raccoons, and a broken eight-track tape.
Geriatric Park Burns: Fascinating, aren’t they?
Make Geriatric Park Burns Display His New Exhibits- 4hrs
Santas Little Helper: *barks*
Bart: Hey, that’s my dog!
Barney: *burp*
Homer: And that’s my drunk!

The Cantankerous Curator Pt. 4
Geriatric Park Burns starts

Marge: Mr. Burns, you can’t display people and animals like this!
Geriatric Park Burns: What was good for P.T. Barnum is good enough for me! Plus, I have their legally-binding signatures on this official-looking document.
Lisa: Dog claw marks can’t count as signatures!
Bart: It’s honestly more readable than Homer’s signature.
Geriatric Park Burns: Fine! Find me some other specimens worthy of exhibition. Then your dog and booze-boozled friend can go.
Bart: I got an idea.
Make Bart Convince Punks to Hang at Geriatric Park- 4hrs
Make Delinquents Hang Out at Geriatric Park- x3. 4hrs
Make Geriatric Park Burns Display Delinquents- 4hrs
Geriatric Park Burns: Come one, come all! Gaze upon the spectacle of captive delinquents!
Nelson: Why are we here again?
Dolph: Free pizza rolls.
Jimbo: And he might turn us into dinosaurs.
Nelson: That’s gnarly…but pizza rolls…awesome!

The Cantankerous Curator Pt. 5
Geriatric Park Burns starts

Geriatric Park Burns: Look, Smithers! Park visitors are coming in droves.
Marge: Mr. Burns, I can’t in good conscience let you keep displaying those boys!
Geriatric Park Burns: But this time I have real signatures!
Smithers: Children can’t sign legally-binding agreements, sir. They have rights.
Geriatric Park Burns: Children have rights? When did this happen? Who CAN I legally force to be put on display?
Smithers: Any adult who has signed a personal services contract…not drunk.
Geriatric Park Burns: That’s very interesting…sober Smithers.
Smithers: Oh, dear.
Make Geriatric Park Burns Unveil Lackey Park Exhibit- 4hrs
Make Rich People Enjoy Lackey Park- 4hrs
Make Lackeys Endure Public Humiliation- x3. 4hrs
Aristotle Amadopolis: I gotta hand it to you, Monty, this time you’ve really outdone yourself.
Geriatric Park Burns: Thank you! I’m rather pleased with the result myself.
Smithers: Sir, how long are you going to display us like this?
Sideshow Mel: This is humiliating. I am classically trained!
Geriatric Park Burns: It must be feeding time. Lackey want a cracker?
Smithers: *grumble*

Geriatric Park Burns’s Permanent Tasks:

Task Length Earns Location
Eat for Free at the Snack Bar 1hr $70, 17xp Geriatric Park Dome/Visitors Center/Front Gate
Review Geriatric Park Merch 4hrs $175, 45xp Outside/Visual
Pose for Publicity Photos 8hrs $275, 70xp Geriatric Park Dome/Visitors Center/Front Gate
Go on a Publicity Safari 12hrs $420, 100xp Businesses in Springfield
Search for New Park Subjects 24hrs $600, 150xp Outside/Visual

And that’s it my friends, the details on Geriatric Park Burns!

Up next? The rest of the Act 1 prize track, which we’ll cover in another fun and exciting prize post!

Thoughts on act 1? Geriatric Park Burns? Questline? Tasks?  How are you doing with the prize track? Still, working on it? Sound off below!

4 responses to “Treehouse of Horror XXXII Prize Guide: Act 1, Prize 1 Geriatric Park Burns

  1. This Is a very interesting THOH Event. ^^

  2. This is an interesting THOH. ^^

  3. or there’s Count Burns ⚰️🦇 Character Skin (from THOH Event 2013), because when I think of Halloween 🎃 it’s definitely not Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom looking Mr. Burns! 😅

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