THOH XXXII Premium Dialogue: Mecha Chalmers and Over Under Beast

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Murky water, trees have changed colors, and leaves are blowing in Springfield, that can only mean one thing…the annual Treehouse of Horror update is upon us!  Of course, an all-new event means all-new premium content in our stores, just tempting us to drop those pink sprinkles!

Act 2 of this event has ushered in one new premium character to help navigate our way to true enlightenment and one new character as part of the Gil Deal.  Mecha Chalmers is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a questline.  While the Over Under Beast is the character offered with this event’s Gil Deal…and will not earn event currency, but will likely make you giggle with the questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for the robot superintendent, no one fears, and the beast everyone fears.  Here are the full dialogue questlines for Mech-ing a Difference and Nurture of the Beast…

Let’s kick things off with Mecha Chalmers…

More details on Mecha Chalmers can be found here

Mech-ing a Difference Pt. 1
Mecha Chalmers starts

Mecha Chalmers: Skiiinnn-eeerrrr!
Skinner: By your bellow, I take it you’ve seen the latest report on disciplinary behavior at Springfield Elementary.
Mecha Chalmers: Good guess. Now guess why I’m wearing a mech suit?
Skinner: Is it — because of the latest report on disciplinary behavior at Springfield Elementary?
Mecha Chalmers: Exactly. From here on out, I will handle discipline at the school. I intend to strike fear into the undershorts of those twerps.
Skinner: *shaking* Much like my own undershorts, sir.
Mecha-Chalmers Strike Fear Into the Kids- 8hrs
Make Skinner Prepare Mecha-Discipline Waiver Forms-

Mech-ing a Difference Pt. 2
Mecha Chalmers starts

Mecha Chalmers: What are you doing outside of the classroom?
Martin: I’m sorry, Mr. Mech sir! My hall pass must have fallen out of my pocket.
Mecha Chalmers: Maybe I should tear you a new pocket — punk.
Martin: That would hardly fix the problem—
Bart: Whoa, cool! Is that a mech suit?! How fast can it run? Does it have guns? Can it grab an alien queen and hurl her out of an airlock?
Mecha Chalmers: Simpson, your inane questioning is annoying. But, yes. I can blast aliens out of airlocks with my super-cool missiles.
Make Mecha-Chalmers Show Off the Missiles- 4hrs
Make the Kids Cheer for Mecha-Chalmers- x5. 4hrs
Mecha Chalmers:: No! Do not cheer me. FEAR me!
Mecha Chalmers: No! I command you! FEAR ME!

Mech-ing a Difference Pt. 3
Mecha Chalmers starts

Skinner: Sir, I’m not one-hundred percent behind this mech suit discipline. If the children view you as being in charge, they may not respect my authority.
Mecha Chalmers: They never respected your authority, Seymour. They hung you from the flagpole yesterday.
Skinner: I assumed that was a show of their patriotism.
Mecha Chalmers: I’ll show you more patriotism!
Make Skinner Beg to Wear the Mech Suit- 4hrs
Make Mecha-Chalmers Hang Skinner From the Flagpole- 4hrs

Mech-ing a Difference Pt. 4
Mecha Chalmers starts

Skinner: If I could wear the mech suit for just one day. Mecha-Skinner could make a positive difference in these kids’ lives. Positive difference with missiles, that is.
Mecha Chalmers: You’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Skinner: Absolutely!
Mecha Chalmers: Fingers off the suit, Skinner. You’re smudging it.
Make Mecha-Chalmers Clean the Smudges Off the Suit- 1hr
Make Skinner Dream About Having Missiles- 4hrs
Luann: I have a question. What are the long-term psychological effects of terrorizing children with a large, mechanized suit?
Mecha Chalmers: Ma’am, we have more important issues to get to at this school board meeting—
Wiggum: Uh, yes, I was wondering if parents are allowed in the classroom on pizza party Fridays? Asking for a friend.

And now onto the Over Under Beast…

More details on the Over Under Beast can be found here

Nurture of the Beast Pt. 1
Over Under Beast starts

Bart And Lisa: Chief Wiggum! There’s a monster from another dimension at the mall that’s trying to eat us!
Wiggum: When there’s a perfectly good food court to eat at?! Let’s roll, boys!
Lou: You taking this monster thing seriously, Chief?
Wiggum: Maybe you’re right, Lou. This could be just another wild goose chase where I end up looking like an idiot.
Over Under Beast: REEARRGH!!
Wiggum: Eddie, Lou…help! Shield the idiot!
Make Wiggum Accidentally Handcuff Himself- 2hrs
Make Lou Arrest the Over Under Beast- 2hrs
Make Eddie Help Lou- 2hrs
Make Over Under Beast Get Arrested by Lou- 2hrs
Make Lisa Run Away From the Beast- 2hrs
Make Bart Secretly Respect the Beast- 2hrs
Wiggum: Darn! I handcuffed myself to myself again!
Lou: Hang on, Chief. We’ll unlock you.
Eddie: Then you can help us battle this monster!
Over Under Beast: GRAAAARGH!
Wiggum: On second thought, you take care of the monster and I’ll stay locked up here.
Lou: The monster just swallowed Eddie.
Wiggum: Eddie’s a coward…a chewed-up coward. You’ll have to handle it yourself, Lou.

Nurture of the Beast Pt. 2
Over Under Beast starts

Judge Snyder: …and it’s your testimony, Chief Wiggum, that the defendant ate one of your officers?
Wiggum: That’s right, Judge! If I hadn’t acted quickly, there’s no telling who else the defendant could’ve gnawed through.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Chief Wiggum, isn’t it true you were sidelined by your own handcuffs while your partners did all the police work themselves?
Wiggum: That’s a very rude and truthful way to put it.
Judge Snyder: I’ve heard enough. Six months’ probation will suffice for this Over Under Beast.
Over Under Beast: REEAAAARGGH!!
Make Over Under Beast Try to Eat the Judge- 1hr
Make Judge Snyder Duck Under His Bench- 1hr
Make Wiggum Hide That He Handcuffed Himself Again- 1hr
Judge Snyder: On second thought, let’s go with six months of anger management therapy.
Wiggum: But Judge, that thing just tried to eat you!
Judge Snyder: Eh, not the first defendant to try that this week.

Nurture of the Beast Pt. 3
Over Under Beast starts

Over Under Beast: GLEEARGH!
Marvin Monroe: Yes, yes, you’re very scary and very angry. But try to express positive emotions or I will stop listening.
Over Under Beast: Bleeargh…
Marvin Monroe: Are you crying?
Over Under Beast: *crying*
Marvin Monroe: I love when patients cry. It tells me we’re close to a breakthrough.
Make Over Under Beast Express Positive Emotions- 8hrs
Make Marvin Monroe Pretend to Take Notes- 8hrs
Over Under Beast: Growlerawr…
Marvin Monroe: We’re making good progress here, Beast. My dream of a book deal and an appearance on the Opal Show might finally be coming true!
Over Under Beast: GRAWRAWR!
Marvin Monroe: Okay, but if we get on the show, lose the foul language.

Nurture of the Beast Pt. 4
Over Under Beast starts

Opal: And now, The Opal Show welcomes our next guests, Marvin Monroe and his miracle patient, the Over Under Beast.
Marvin Monroe: Thank you, Opal!
Over Under Beast: RAWR!
Opal: Beast, I’m proud to present you with the Opal Show Award for Promoting Mental Health.
Over Under Beast: GRRMPH?
Opal: What is he doing? Why is he stalking my assistant? Why is he eating my assistant?
Marvin Monroe: I’m so very sorry.
Opal: Why does my show make every guest hungry?
Make Over Under Monster Feel Embarrassed- 4hrs
Make Opal Think About Hiring a New Assistant- 4hrs
Make Marvin Monroe Hope This Doesn’t Ruin His Book Deal- 4hrs
Marvin Monroe: I told you he’d make it through the segment without eating anyone.
Opal: I know assistants aren’t “anyones” but still…
Over Under Beast: Growlferlar?
Opal: Don’t worry, Beast. You’re not the first to devour an assistant. *whispers* Kanye.

Nurture of the Beast Pt. 5
Over Under Beast starts

Marvin Monroe: Beast, we’ve come to the end of our therapy sessions. You’ve done well and you’re ready to handle the world.
Over Under Beast: RWARRARARH!
Marvin Monroe: No, no, no! Remember what we talked about. You can’t eat people!
Over Under Beast: Growergh?
Marvin Monroe: Yes, you’re allowed to eat anything NON-people…Just don’t eat dogs. People love dogs.
Make Over Under Beast Eat Everything That’s Not People- 24hrs
Wiggum: Hey! He ate my police car!
Marvin Monroe: He’s still learning right from wrong.
Wiggum: I don’t care about the car. My lunch was in the front seat!

And that’s it my friends, the full stories behind Mecha Chalmers and the Over Under Beast!

Thoughts on the event so far?  Have you purchased either Mecha Chalmers and the Over Under Beast? Or both? Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

One response to “THOH XXXII Premium Dialogue: Mecha Chalmers and Over Under Beast

  1. Dr. Marvin Monroe administering a therapy session with the Over Under Beast (aka Demogorgon) 😂 – EA should add Character Tasks for Springfield Police to check out the Food Court at the Rats Court Mall.

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