Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
The circus has arrived in Springfield! Well…three of them have arrived! Looking for a freak show? The Burnsum and Bailey Circus is here! Traditional circus? Ding-A-Ling Bros at your service! Feeling fancy? Then Cirque de Puree is for you. But which one will rein supreme? It’s up to you to find out in the latest event in TSTO…Cirque du Springfield!
Act 4, the final act, of this circus event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate finish off this event. Scuzzo the Clown is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.
So let’s take a look at the questline for Scuzzo, here’s the full dialogue for Marked Man…
Marked Man Pt. 1
Scuzzo The Clown: You sure know how to pick ‘em. This town is full of suckers!
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: They’re not suckers, they’re faithful patrons of the circus arts.
Scuzzo The Clown: Same difference.
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: Wrong. We need to do business here, so I can’t have you pickpocketing.
Scuzzo The Clown: Okay. No pickpocketing.
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: Wait, where’s my wallet?
Scuzzo The Clown: *reveals wallet* Sucker!
Make Scuzzo the Clown Pickpocket Strangers- 4hrs
Marked Man Pt. 2
Wiggum: Caught you red-handed, clownie! You’re going to the slammer.
Scuzzo The Clown: Just my luck. I pick-pocketed an off-duty police officer.
Wiggum: Joke’s on you, buster. We’re always off-duty.
Make Scuzzo the Clown Go to Jail- 4hrs
Make Wiggum Arrest Scuzzo the Clown- 4hrs
Scuzzo The Clown: What’s this behind your ear…a silver dollar?!
Wiggum: How’d you do that?
Lou: Chief, it’s not a good idea to let the inmates do magic tricks.
Wiggum: But Scuzzo’s so amazing. Do another one!
Scuzzo The Clown: How about this one?
Wiggum: Wow, that’s amazing! You got out of your locked cell. How’d you do it?
Scuzzo The Clown: A magician never reveals his secret.
Lou: He took your keys, Chief!
Scuzzo The Clown: Relax, deputy. It’s not a crime if the Chief is my new assistant…
Wiggum: My boyhood dream just came true!
Marked Man Pt. 3
Scuzzo The Clown: Now, who wants to see my next trick?
Wiggum : I do! I do! More than anything in the whole world!
Scuzzo The Clown: Very well. I call this my famous “disappearing act”. Watch closely… *throws down smoke bomb*
Wiggum: *coughing* Wow, would ya look at that? He just disappeared into thin air!
Lou: *coughing* Yes, Chief. He disappeared. It’s called an escape.
Wiggum: Don’t be silly, Lou. You really think he’d just leave his assistant behind?
Make Scuzzo the Clown Disappear- 4hrs
Make Wiggum Wait for Scuzzo the Clown- 4hrs
Make Lou Roll His Eyes- 4hrs
And that’s it my friends, Scuzzo the Clown’s full dialogue!
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