Showbiz Showdown Premium Dialogue: Airshot

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Act 2 of this event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event.  Airshot is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for Airshot, here’s the full dialogue for Grasping at Flaws…

More details on Airshot can be found here…

Grasping at Flaws Pt. 1

Magnesium Man: Hey Airshot, what’s wrong?
Airshot: Everyone has a really cool superpower except for me.
Magnesium Man: No way. You’re Airshot, the best shot in the group.
Airshot: Big wup. So I’m really accurate. That’s not a superpower. I’m just an overrated Annie Oakley.
Magnesium Man: I guess you have a point. I can fly, Moby Man can breathe underwater, Hydrangea can control nature itself…
Airshot: You’re not helping.
Magnesium Man: Listen, rifle or not, you’re still Airshot. And being Airshot is awesome!
Airshot: …So what you’re saying is I don’t even need a gun?
Magnesium Man: Whoa…no! I definitely did not say that.
Airshot: You’re the best, Magnesium Man. The streets better watch out because there’s a new Airshot on patrol tonight!
Magnesium Man: I’ll go ahead and let the hospital know to expect you.
Make Airshot Not Use His Gun- 4hrs
Make Magnesium Man Call the Hospital- 4hrs

Grasping at Flaws Pt. 2

Hydrangea: Hey Airshot, what’s wrong?
Airshot: I tried crimefighting without my rifle…it did not go well.
Hydrangea: You went unarmed? You’re Airshot. Not Airfist. Not Airkick! Airshot!
Airshot: Well Magnesium Man said I could do it…
Hydrangea: That guy gives terrible advice. You’re just in a slump. Go try some target practice. That always cheers you up.
Airshot: You’re right. Thanks. Say, you want to come with?
Hydrangea: I’d love to, but Black Voodoo got into the catnip again and I’m on cleanup duty.
Make Airshot Do Some Target Practice- 4hrs
Make Hydrangea Clean up the Mess- 4hrs

Grasping at Flaws Pt. 3

Moby Man: Hey Airshot, what’s wrong?
Airshot: Nothing other than having the worst superpower possible.
Moby Man: Are you kidding? I’d kill to switch places with you!
Airshot: You? But you’re Moby Man! Everyone loves you.
Moby Man: Right. The guy who can breathe underwater? Big deal. You know what’s underwater? More water.
Airshot: But you can talk to fish.
Moby Man: They’re not great talkers. They have a vocabulary of five words: swim, worm, and bad hook man.
Airshot: But you’re also super strong!
Moby Man: I’m the weakest sibling in my family! All the sea creatures make fun of me. Ever have a sea cucumber laugh in your face? Not fun.
Airshot: Huh, I always thought you were super happy.
Moby Man: Look, life is all about making the best with what you have. And you have a great talent for fighting crime. We’re lucky to have you.
Airshot: You’re right. Thanks for cheering me up, Moby Man. Wanna go catch some bad guys?
Moby Man: Can’t right now. I’m having lunch with a barracuda.
Airshot: Another fish?
Moby Man: No, my ex-wife.
Make Airshot Catch Bad Guys- 4hrs
Make Moby Man Get Lunch- 4hrs

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