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Act 4 of this event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event. Moby Man is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.
So let’s take a look at the questline for Moby Man, here’s the full dialogue for A Whale of a Time
More details on Moby Man can be found here…
A Whale of a Time Pt. 1
Sea Captain: So there I was, on the black ocean with a night full of st-arrrrs…that’s when I saw it.
Moe: Saw what?! Whad ya see?! I gotta know!
Sea Captain: The most fearsome creature to ever ply the seas.
Moby Man: *opens door to Moe’s* Man, what a tough day today. Make it a double, Moe.
Sea Captain: Shiver me timbers, that’s him! That’s the whale!
Moby Man: Whoa, a whale? Please. I’m a porpoise.
Sea Captain: Drawin’ me in with yer siren’s song, eh? I’ll keel haul your gizzarrrd, I will!
Build Houseboat (if you don’t already have it)
Make Moby Man Fight the Sea Captain- 4hrs
Make Moe Charge Everyone to Watch- 4hrs
A Whale of a Time Pt. 2
Moby Man: You’re pretty tough for an old sea salt.
Sea Captain: This “sea salt” is gonna grind ya under me boot like a barnacle!
Moe: Hey, I can’t have any boot grindin’ in my place!
Sea Captain: But this is the great fish I’ve spent my life huntin’ for!
Moby Man: You might have me confused with the Little Mermaid. I’m Moby Man.
Barney: He’s one of them Vindicators.
Sea Captain: If this be true then I have no quarrel with ye. What say ye to a parley?
Moby Man: I’ll drink to that. Moe, serve us up two Salty Dogs.
Moe: I gotta catch em first.
Moby Man: A Salty Dog is a drink.
Moe: Not ‘round here it ain’t.
Make Moby Man Order Drinks- 4hrs
Make Sea Captain Toast With Moby Man- 4hrs
Make Moe Look for Actual Dogs- 4hrs
Moe: Alright, it took all night but I finally found two dogs behind the bar. I sprinkled ‘em with salt, just like ya asked. Wait a minute…were youse in my liquor cabinet while I was gone?
Sea Captain: Yar, we needed to mark the moment between Moby and Man with the finest rum ye had.
Moe: I guess it’s okay. My “finest rum” is just turpentine gone bad.
A Whale of a Time Pt. 3
Moby Man: So then I said “Airshot, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat”.
Sea Captain: Har-tee-har-harr!
Airshot: Hey guys, whatcha talking about?
Moby Man: You, as a matter of fact.
Airshot: Probably about how I’m the best dressed Vindicator, of course.
Sea Captain: Harr! Yer fashion sense walked the plank a fortnight ago.
Airshot: I’ll have you know that fashion is my real superpower!
Moby Man: Not when it comes to wardrobe upgrades! Lucky for you, I keep spare outfits in the trunk of my car. Save my stool! *runs out*
Airshot: Ugh, why do I encourage him? Now we get a wrinkled trunk clothes fashion show.
Make Moby Man Try New Outfits- 4hrs
Make Sea Captain Judge Costumes- 4hrs
Make Moe Judge Costumes- 4hrs
Make Barney Judge Costumes- 4hrs
Moe: I gotta say, these are all pretty great.
Sea Captain: Aye, ‘tis a treasure trove of fine garments.
Barney: Whaddaya call this long overcoat?
Moby Man: That’s my Marianas trench coat.
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