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Hell on Wheels Prize Guide: Act 3, Prizes 1-4 (Yokel Truck, Parking Garage, Detailing Billboard, & Car Wash)

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

It’s that time of the Act…time for another fun and exciting prize post!

Act 3 of the Hell on Wheels event consists of 2 new buildings, 2 new decorations, and 1 new NPC.

Let’s take a look at the non-character-related prizes on the Act 3 Prize Track: the Yokel Truck, Parking Garage, Duke Druther’s Detailing Billboard, and Springfield Carwash (CarGo Smart car, an NPC, we’ll cover in another post)…


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Gil’s Latest Gimmick: Details and Should You Buy Gil’s Car Deal?

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield! Always a pleasure to see our favorite salesman roaming the streets of Springfield! (hey EA, when the heck are you going to make Gil a playable character?!)

Anyway, Gil is back and, as always, he’s got another “deal” for us.   What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? He’s trying to make us all cool with a bundle of cars!

So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if this deal is worth the donuts or if you should take a hard pass…

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Hell on Wheels Act 3 is Live! The Rundown and What You Need To Know

Note: no open thread this week because of Act 3 hitting today.  Feel free to use this post as this week’s open thread.

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Rev those engines Tappers because Hell on Wheels has arrived! Which car will be the king of the derby?  Well, it’s up to you to find out in TSTO’s latest update…Hell on Wheels!

As always, loads of dialogue with this one, so be sure to read along to see what happens! And of course, I’ll be posting it as each week wraps up…

Remember, this Act will still be playable until the event ends on May 18th.  However, Act 4 will start on May 10th (note the Tuesday start date)

Things kick off for Act 3 with some dialogue between Krusty, Homer, and Cletus…

Homer: Everyone is just staring at me with their I’ve-seen-your-credit-report eyes. I better get out of here. Maybe Krusty will give me a lift home.
Krusty: Sorry, Homer, I’m going to the V.I.P. lounge, so I hope you don’t mind if I ditch you. Actually, it doesn’t matter if you mind, ’cause that’s what I’m doing.
Homer: How am I gonna get home now? I don’t wanna call Marge, and I don’t think Youber drivers accept centavos.
Cletus: Howdy, stranger! You look like you could use a ride.
Homer: Thanks. I’ll just, uh, slide these chicken cages over…
Chicken: BAGAWK!
Homer: Whoa! What’s that about?
Cletus: Chickens ride in front, hitchhikers ride in back. In this here truck, that’s the pecking order.
Homer: Yeah…literally.
Cletus: If y’all are gonna use five-dollar words, you can find another ride.

This triggers the Act 3 questline, The Internet of Wheels and is followed by  4hr tasks for Cletus and Homer, as well as a task to collect Act 3 Currency (115).  The Internet of Wheels is the questline that will take you through unlocking all of this Act’s prizes.

Let’s take a look at what else is in store during Act 3…

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