Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield! Always a pleasure to see our favorite salesman roaming the streets of Springfield! (hey EA, when the heck are you going to make Gil a playable character?!)
Anyway, Gil is back and, as always, he’s got another “deal” for us. What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? He’s trying to make us all cool with a bundle of cars!
So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if this deal is worth the donuts or if you should take a hard pass…
So when you first get into Springfield you’ll see Gil waving his arms around…just begging you to tap on him…
If you tap on him you’ll see…
Gil:It’s a scientific fact that owning a cool car makes YOU cool! Well, ol’ Gil can make you cooler than a professional mobile game writer with this red hot hot rod offer! Not one, not two, but FIVE cool cars! Not three or four either, by the way. And if you buy now, they promised Gil he can sleep in the shipping container tonight!
At which point you’ll see his latest gimmick…
If you refuse…
Gil: I get it. You must be one of those fancy types who takes mass transit. Some day ol’ Gil will join your ranks…
If you accept…
Gil: I’d congratulate you on your fine purchase, but now you’re too cool for Gil to talk to.
Now real quick…if you refuse the offer will go back to the store. It will be there…
This Deal Ends May 18h (when the event ends)
And now for the part, you’ve all been waiting for…the Should I Buy…
Decorations: Bonnie & Clyde Death Car, Spring King Ned’s Convertible, Burns Vintage Limousine, Flaming Green Derby Car, and Jesus Christ Super Car
Donut Cost: 150 Donuts
Size: Bonnie & Clyde: 5×3; Spring King: 6×3; Vintage Limo: 5×3; Derby Car: 6×3; Jesus Christ Super Car: 5×3
Earns: Engine only earns 2% bonus on all cash/XP
Conform-O-Meter: Bonnie and Clyde/Flaming Derby Car/Jesus Christ Super Car: Indolence +20, Burns’ Vintage Limo/Spring King Convertible: Vanity +200
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
This Deal Ends May 18th
-5 cars for Springfield
-Animated when tapped
-No bonus % attached
What Did I D0?:
We’ve been asking for more cars in Springfield for nearly a decade now, it was hard for me to pass this one up. Yes, the cars don’t drive on the roads…they never do. Yes, it would be cool if they did…but I’m not surprised by it.
I like this combo because I like the cars. I’m not thrilled that there isn’t a bonus % attached to them…but I still like the cars.
This is one of those, if you want more cars grab it. But don’t do it for practical reasons…like bonus %…do it because you like them. If you don’t like the cars, or have high expectations on this…pass. You’ll just be disappointed.
What are your thoughts on Gil’s car deal? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!