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Should I Spend Donuts on the Returning J. Rigellian Christ, Jesus Christ or Easter Island God?

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

In the midst of all the Heisting, Jesus has come back to Springfield to remind us that it is, in fact, the Easter Season.  That’s right, with Easter 4 days away it’s time to get a little holy (just a little…it is Springfield after all) with several returning Easter-ish themed items in our stores.

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

There are a total of 7 returning items, either from Easters past or just something to remind you of the resurrection.  I’m going to break these up into 2 different returning posts because, well, it’s a lot of content and let’s face it..it’s still lent we all should be punished a little bit…

Anywho, for this first post, I’m going to tackle the God portion of the returning content…as in Easter Island and the son of (and Alien Son of)…

Wondering if you should add the Returning J. Rigellian Christ, Jesus Christ or Easter Island God to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding these throwbacks to your town…

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Gil’s Latest Gimmick: Details and Should You Buy Jesus

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Looks like Gil’s back in Springfield.  He returned to Springfield yesterday, naturally with another offer for us.  What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? It’s only natural that he’d be pushing the Son of God on us.

So let’s breakdown the details of this latest offer and determine if you should spend your donuts on this heavenly Combo….


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