Turbo Tappin’ Premium Stuff: 2014 Yard Sale

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

We’ve almost reached the final week of the 2014 Yard Sale and soon all those Limited-Time items will disappear once again!  So don’t forget you have until August 4th to make your final purchases & then they’re gone!  Looking for a little guidance on what to get, or if you should get anything?  We’ve got a bunch of Should I Buy Posts for you here…

All Things Mayan
Yard Sale Skins
Yard Sale Buildings
Yard Sale Decorations
Cool Brown House & Cool Homer
Fr. Sean

The neat thing about many of these items is that they come with a questline…or at least some mini dialogue.  I know many of you have been asking about these questlines & just what’s involved.  And since there’s no time like the present, let’s break them all down for you now.

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First Up the Mayan Combo & Mayan Marge:

Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 1
Mayan Marge starts

Make Mayan Homer Look for a Human Sacrifice- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Mayan Marge Look for a Human Sacrifice- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 2
Mayan Marge starts

Place the Mayan Calendar (will be in your inventory)
Make Mayan Marge Wait to be Sacrificed- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Mayan Homer Avoid Spoilers- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

Apocalypse Now, Again? Pt. 3
Mayan God starts

Make Mayan Marge Perform an Ancient Dance with Mayan Homer- 8hrs, Earns $840, 210xp

And with that…the Apocalypse is over!  The world is saved, and the questline is complete! 🙂


Next let’s break down what happens when you purchase Bare Chested Willie:

Getting All Tarzan
Milhouse starts

Make Bare-Chested Willie Wrestle a Snake– 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp

Fit As A Butcher’s Dog
Willie starts

Make Bare-Chested Willie Do One-Finger Push Ups– 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

Stomaching The Chore
Skinner starts

Make Bare-Chested Willie Use Wash Board Abs– 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp

Warming the Belly
Willie starts

Make Bare-Chested Willie Enjoy a Wee Shot of Highland Moonshine– 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

And with that Willie’s chest can be covered once again, as his questline is complete!   Unless of course you have a need for those washboard abs! 😉


 

Next let’s take a look at another bare chested character…this time in a speedo!…and see what happens when you purchase Gorgeous Grampa:

Gorgeous Grampa Pt.1
Homer starts

Make Gorgeous Grampa Admire Himself– 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

Gorgeous Grampa Pt. 2
Grampa starts

Make Gorgeous Grampa Go to Show and Tell– 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Gorgeous Grampa Pt. 3
Grampa starts

Make Gorgeous Grampa Prance and Preen– 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

And with that Grampa can cover up once again…as his questline is complete!


 

Next let’s see what happens when a cool, rapping priest hits Springfield & see what happens when you purchase Fr. Sean:

White Collar Hero Pt.1
Homer starts

Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike– 12hrs,Earns  $420, 100xp

 

White Collar Hero Pt. 2
Homer starts

Make Father Sean Quote Contemporary Rappers in a Sermon– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

White Collar Hero Pt. 3
Homer starts

Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Make Father Sean Play Drums in a Priest Band
– 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp

White Collar Hero Pt. 4
Fr. Sean starts

Make Father Sean Make Catholicism Cool– 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

White Collar Hero Pt. 5
Fr. Sean starts

Make Father Sean Regret Meeting Homer Simpson- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

And with that Fr. Sean can go back to preaching and rapping…as his questline is complete!


Finally….let’s take a look at everyone’s favorite cool combo and see what happens when you purchase and place the Cool Brown House:

The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 1
Homer starts

Make Homer Break into the Cool Brown House– 3m
When this is complete you will unlock the Cool Homer Costume

The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 2
Homer starts

Make Cool Homer Walk Around Acting Superior– 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

The Day the Earth Stood Cool Pt. 3
Homer starts

Make Cool Homer Enjoy a Duff Blue Ribbon– 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

And with that this Cool Quest is complete!


 

So there you have it my Tapping friends, the run down on the questlines for all of the Yard Sale characters.

What do YOU think of the quests?  Did you purchase any of the characters?  Any you regret purchasing?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!

 

21 responses to “Turbo Tappin’ Premium Stuff: 2014 Yard Sale

  1. With only a couple days left of the Yard Sale, I think I got everything I wanted to get from it now. Being this is my first Yard Sale, should I expect anything new to drop in the game immediately after the Yard Sale? I realize only EA knows for sure, but from Yard Sales in the past, should we be expecting something or is it likely to be a little lull before the next event or new offerings from EA? The reason I am asking is that I want to buy some non-limited time premium items, but I don’t know if I should do it now or wait until August 4th or 5th to see if there is something new coming from EA that I may want to reserve my current donuts for or not.

    • All we can do right now is follow a pattern. Pattern shows when one ends…something usually begins. I assume Tuesday or Wednesday something else will be triggered into the game (about every 2 weeks), but don’t quote me on that. 😉

      • Thanks. I did buy part of what I am going purchase. It was the cannon, you can probably guess the other part now. Perhaps I will just stick a bone in my hair and wait it out and see what, if anything, drops after this Yard Sale.

  2. Josephine Kick@$$

    Are there very many outside tasks associated with the Mayan combo? You might have just swayed me LOL.

    • Josephine Kick@$$

      Nebbermind… just read your SIB on it… if Marge had some more outside tasks that were less than 8 hrs, I prob would have gone for it. O wail 😉

  3. The Cool Brown House convinced me to buy some Donuts. I got the house, Bumblebee Man, and George & his cherrytree. I also got the channel 6 van and the satellite dish. Really happy with it.

    I already had fr Sean, so its great he’s premium now. I’m saving the rest of my little donuts for an update in the future. I took a screen of my house, I hope you like it!

    http://tinyurl.com/pv2fmsf

    • I think Cool Brown House got a lot of players to pull the trigger. You made some great purchases! And your house looks great! 🙂

  4. I bought the Cool Brown House thinking that’s all I was getting… Cool Homer was a pleasant surprise! I love his “showing off his fixie” task… soo funny.

  5. CapCityGoofball

    Was hoping the Cool Homer quest was longer. At least he has some awesome outside tasks!

  6. i just want Mayan Marge, Ninja Homer and the Sparkle Billboard! 🙂

  7. Still hoping against hope for a surprise price drop on the cool brown house, being the cheapskate that I am.. I will be waiting til the last minute to drop my precious sprinklies on it 😉

  8. Hi. I wish EA would have offered Fat Tony’s limo. Is there any chance that will ever happen?

  9. FYI you forgot whacking day homer…

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