Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Level 56 hit our Tapping Devices recently, and with it arrived everyone’s favorite daredevil Lance Murdock!
While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ walkthrough up since the update first hit (you can view it here) I know many of you still love going back and reading old walkthroughs. They’re great if you missed any of the dialogue while playing the level, or if you just want to know what to expect when you reach Level 56. So for those that may have missed it (or for those of you that want to live it again)…I bring you all the details of the daredevil excitement of Level 56…
A Drop in the Bucket
Bart: Hey Lis, what do you think would happen if I built a huge, unsupervised swimming pool?
Lisa: I think a lot of people would get hurt trying to use it.
Bart: Yeah, that’s what I was thinking! It would attract all kinds of cool daredevils!
Lisa: That’s not what I said at all! Are you even listening to me?
Bart: No problem. I’ll let you know when the first show starts!
Reach Level 56 and Place the Danger Pool- $1,022,000, Instant
Make Bart Hand Out Flyers to Daredevils- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 1
Lance: The flyer I used as a blanket last night says you folks have a daredevil-grade Danger Pool in this town.
Moe: We got daredevil-grade everythings around here. You ever fight off a bunch of acid-spewin’ tentacles?
Lance: No, not really.
Moe: Then you’ll probably wanna stay out of the can in my bar.
Lance: The Internet, has so many death-defying stunts at the click of a button. I guess an old-time daredevil like me is just background noise. Maybe if I sit here long enough feeling sorry for myself, I’ll inadvertently imagine a stunt so shocking it would win people back.
Moe: I hear ya.
Make Lance Murdock Imagine a Shocking Stunt- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 2
Lance: I’ve been sitting here so long I missed the birth of two grandkids, but I still can’t imagine a shocking enough stunt! Maybe I need inspiration. I should visit some of the most dangerous places in Springfield!
Make Lance Murdock Tour the Nuclear Plant- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Lance Murdock Tour Springfield Penitentiary- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Lance Murdock Tour the Brown House- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 3
Lance: All those danger zones and still no ideas. I am one uninspired character.
Homer: Have you tried getting blackout drunk? Last time I did that I couldn’t believe what I accomplished!
Lance: Did you write The Great American Novel or something?
Homer: No, I loaded the dishwasher! Except it was the clothes dryer. I’m still finding gravy boat chips in my underwear.
Lance: Hmm… I got married to three ex-wives and an ex-husband while blackout drunk. It sounds like a great idea!
Make Lance Murdock Get Blackout Drunk- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Fear and Loathing in Springfield
Lance: I’ve found it! The ultimate stunt! Truckasaurus is a hundred feet of metal-shredding aggression! It could be the centerpiece of the world’s most amazing stunt! All I have to do is make sure I remember this amazing idea after I pass out!
Make Lance Murdock Pass Out and Forget Truckasaurus- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 4
Lance: Ugh, my head! Why doesn’t someone invent a cast for a broken brain? Wait, I remember something… Yes, I had the most amazing idea for a new stunt! But it’s going to require a lot of “hard to find” items.
Moe: Welcome to Moe’s black market! Tell your friends — most of our business is referrals.
Lance: I’ve got a pretty long list, some of of it borderline illegal.
Moe: No worries. My business associates and I pride ourselves on tracking down anything, no matter which side of the legal borderline it’s on.
Lance: Okay, first I’ll need some aspirin. A lot of aspirin…
Moe: Aspirin? Where the hell am I supposed to find that?
Make Moe Smuggle in Alligators- 8hrs, $275, 70xp
Make Krusty Smuggle in Electric Eels- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Sea Captain Smuggle in Sharks- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Willie Wrestle Down a Lion- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 5
Lance: Ladies and gentlemen! Prepare to be amazed by my most dangerous stunt ever! In defiance of all common sense, I intend to jump over this pool, filled with nature’s most dangerous animals!
Bart: I call B.S… Bad and Stupid! This is the exact same stunt you did in Springfield like, 25 years ago!
Lance: But this time, I’m broadcasting in real time over the internet… unmoderated, with comments enabled!
Bart: *gasps* Comments enabled? Are you mad?!
Make Lance Murdock Perform a Dangerous Stunt- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Springfielders Live-Stream Lance Murdock’s Stunt- x5 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp Freemium and $260, 70xp Premium
Lance: Ouch… did it work? Did people like the stunt?
Bart: Most of them. A few got distracted by a particularly thrilling pop-up ad for home refinancing.
Lance: So It worked? I’m relevant again?
Bart: The parts of you that weren’t bitten off, yes. Successful daredevil stunts are old news, but everybody loves seeing some idiot get maimed online!
Lance: Thanks, son. This experience has reminded me of what’s important in life. And to think, I was THIS close to retiring from stunt work and going back to managing billion-dollar hedge funds.
The following pops up when you buy the Convention Center
Skinner: Now that Springfield finally has its own convention center, we won’t need to open the doors of our school gym to weirdo fringe groups and costumed players.
Chalmers: It’s “cosplayers”, you boob. And I assume you realize that the majority of the school’s budget came from renting out the gym.
Skinner: No… I…did not.
Chalmers: Better get to work. It’s going to take a lot of bake sales to make up the difference.
Make Skinner Plan Two Hundred Bake Sales- 4hrs, Earns $174, 45xp
And that concludes the Level 56 questline!
It’s a fun update to keep us busy tapping for a bit!
If you run the Level 56 questline from start to finish, without using donuts, it will take you 2 days and 23hrs to complete.
What do YOU think of Level 56? Were you happy with the character choice? How about Lance’s Dialogue? Thoughts on the Daredevil Pool? Where have you placed it in your Springfield? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!