Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
So very early in the Halloween Event, (can you remember back to Act 1?) the four main kids for the THOH Event each told a Spooky Story at the Campfire. Each of these stories are what spawned the nightmares to appear in Springfield….
There have been requests for us to post these stories, as some of you missed them from tappin’ too fast. So we figured what better time than the end of the event to post the spooky stories that sparked the event from Act 1? So gather ’round the campfire, becaus without further ado I bring you the spooky campfire stories of Act 1….
Bart kicked things off by calling forth the M’nthster…..
Leagues beneath the inky deep, rests the evil and unpronounceable city of R’lyeh. Therein lies the demon known as…M’nthster! Dead but dreaming. Waiting for the stars to come right. And for the chosen underachiever to speak the words…And break the spell which binds him: C’thulhu-doodle-dooooooo!
Martin was next with his spooky story that sparked Disco Zombie Fever….
A young woman visited her blind grandfather who had moved into a new apartment. He complained bitterly. “The nightclub next door keeps me up with music and laughter. And drunken shuffling, up and down the street, sometimes right by my door…Then, every night at 2:22 in the morning…They start screaming…Every night, they scream, and then…Silence. And his grand-daughter said…“O. M. G. Grampa! Right outside your window are the charred remains of a disco that burnt to the ground in, like, the 70’s. We didn’t think you’d mind the crappy view, being blind and what-not…The fire that killed all those people…started at 2:22 AM!”
Lisa was reluctantly next with her fable…
A farmer found a viper, coiled and frozen in the snow. The farmer took pity and tucked the poor creature into his coat. As soon as the viper warmed, he gave the farmer a deadly bite. As the farmer lay dying, he said… “’Tis mine own fault, for I knew twas a viper ‘fore I took it to my bosom.”
Milhouse couldn’t wait to tell his story about the creepy Easter Bunny…
I wasn’t going to tell a monster story. I was gonna tell about the time my mom took me to take pictures with the Easter Bunny at the mall and it really creeped me out. Not real bunnies. It was a costume, his eyes were just holes in a giant head. I could see the guy inside. He was chewing gum! He told my mom that he liked her shoes and she was wearing Tevas – it was creepy!
Finally Bart got his say again. This time with a REAL Spooky Story….
A vain young man was traveling on a train. Suddenly, he heard shouts coming from the front of the train. Part of the bridge ahead had fallen away. Everyone on board was doomed. The man in the chair across from him calmly informed the boy that he was a genie and could grant him three wishes. But he only had seconds to make them…The boy quickly replied, “I wish I could get rid of those last ten pounds…” The genie said, “What about all the other passengers on this train.” The boy said, “Fine, they can be skinny too! And I never want to age!” And the train plummeted into the ravine. The fire burned the flesh off all the passengers. Car after car of skeletons. The young man’s skeleton was put in a museum and labeled, “Young Man from Train Accident.” Everyone who looked at it came away with the feeling that he was probably an incredible jerk. The end.
And that concludes the Spooky Campfire Stories from THOH 2015….
What are your thoughts on the stories? Got any better ones? Any that you thought were funny or scary? Sound off in the comments below you know we love hearing from you!