Hey Addicts, Caption This!

Sometimes TSTO gives us humorous little moments when we capture our characters doing rather strange things.  These posts are all about those strange and funny moments!

When we can, we’ll be posting a Caption This! moment where we want you, the Addicts readers, to put on your writing caps and come up with what you think is happening in the screenshot. Post your captions in the comments below. We can’t wait to see how creative and funny you guys can be!

Since it’s Saturday, and I think we could all use a fun break..here are a few Caption This! images for your enjoyment!

Hey Addicts… Caption This!
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So go ahead and caption away!

If you’ve got an image you’d like to submit for a “Caption this!” post, email it to us at TSTOAddictsblog@gmail.com you never know when yours might be next!

21 responses to “Hey Addicts, Caption This!

  1. #1: The Shelbyville mob is making it known its coming after Fat Tony’s turf.

    #2: Whoo Hoo! Only two eyes, I’m safe!

    #4: Yes, they hazed me the same way when I became Sanitation Commissioner. I don’t need to see what happened to you.

  2. #4 Homer ignores the Viagra warning to call a doctor if your Pride Event lasts longer then 4 hours…

  3. Bonnie Wallbank

    #4 How Homer kicks sand in somebody’s face.

  4. #2 “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

  5. #1 Ok boy I’m not going to ask you again Where’s my sister?

    #2. Gross I hate seafood.

    #3. Ya, ya I hear you..

    #4. Sooo….?
    Sooo… What do you think?

  6. #4 What?? I’m working on my tan lines bro.

  7. #1
    “One Saturday, I took a walk to squirrel head. I saw a boy there and I almost blammed him dead”
    Branding your restaurant around creatures with three eyes and 10 arms was never going to appeal to vegetarians, but then they were never going to hit a sushi joint anyway.
    “Watkins and Jotkin’s” chemistry during the OB could best be described as “two persons”
    Disclaimer: Never store your Whale-B-Gone in direct sunlight (storing under your deckchair is perfectly cromulent; terms and conditions apply)

    • (#1 is to the tune of The Dead Milkmen’s “Punk Rock Girl”, obviously)

    • Okay, awesome caption for #1. I love the Dead Milkmen reference, and laughed way too much at the “almost blamed him dead”!

  8. D.W. McZombiepants


  9. mydadlookslikeFlanders

    “caption#1” Just like we talked about Lenny we’ll have a whole field of rabbits Lenny. Fuzzy ones, brown ones…. BANG!!!!- end scene – *applause “caption#2” I’ll teach them to steal my secret recipe. Osaka slasher style!!! “caption#3” I can’t afford the podcast equipment man! So WE’RE DOIN’ IT LIVE!!! “caption#4” Oh stop Homie! You got me blushing over here with that sunburnt yambag

  10. #4: NJ aerial beach photo

  11. How did they get Chris Christies’ permission 2 B N TSTO?

  12. Fred The Donky

    For #2 “Maybe it’s time they use some different eyes for once!”

  13. D.W. McZombiepants

    #1. “Just look at the flowers—–I mean that car, Lizzie—I mean Michael.”

  14. Josephine Kick@$$

    I durn told ya youngin, if ya keep makin them thar noises, I’s a gunna blast yer head off’n.

    Boy am I happy I only have two eyes, who knows what’s in their sushi!

    This just in, ESBN has cancelled Anger Watkins show due to lack of audience interest.


  15. The three eyed sushi one would definitely be: “Fresh off the dock!”

    And the kingsize Homer one on the beach: ” my eyeeess they burn!”

  16. #1. Hold still, there’s a rabid squirrel in your ear.
    #2. Knife goes in, eyes come out. That’s what Osaka Sushi’s all about.
    #3. Oh no, we’re not running another story about that crazy Osaka Seafood Concern squid.
    #4. So this is why they call it “Sun and Run”.

  17. I have a caption for the second one.
    “Alive 2: sushi cannibalism”
    and two for the third one:
    “Free willy”
    “Sanitize this”

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