Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Love is in the air friends! Yes, Valentine’s Day is back in our pocket-sized towns! And this time around things are going to be done, Springfieldian Syle.
Love, Springfieldian Style follows the same event structure that the Simpsons Christmas Special event followed. This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event!
With Act 1 (week 1) arrives two new premium characters, Samantha Stankey and Vicki Valentine. Each of these premium characters comes equipped with their own individual questlines, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questline of each…
First up, the wicked girl herself, Samantha Stankey:
Sister Samantha Pt. 1
Samantha: Hey Milhouse! They let everyone in St. Sebastian’s out on break early.
Milhouse: Samantha! What’s school like there? I heard you guys use spoons for your ice cream instead of the little wooden sticks!
Samantha: Ah, it’s a pretty standard French-Canadian private institute.
Milhouse: You’re being taught by Nuns?! That’s got to be a lot of religious stuff.
Samantha: They always make us read the Bible. I think I’ve read it cover to cover twice now. It gets pretty bloody.
Milhouse: Spoiler alert!
Make Samantha Stankey Read Faithfully- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Sister Samantha Pt. 2
Samantha: Do you have any plans for the rest of the day?
Milhouse: I was gonna meet up with Bart and squirt ketchup into a fan. You want to join us?
Samantha: Wow, jeez, that sounds like a lot of fun! But I’ve got an assignment I need to work on.
Milhouse: Do you need help? I could lick your finger for you when you have to turn the page.
Samantha: Sorry, I’ve gotta go.
Make Samantha Stankey Flip French-Canadian Nuns- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Sister Samantha Pt. 3
Milhouse: Whoa, is that what happens when you drink the wine at church?
Samantha: I don’t think I can tell you, Milhouse. I’m sorry, you just don’t have the right credentials. But believe me, it’s not like a super cool secret mission or anything like that. And how about this, I tell you what it’s for in my own special language. See if you can figure it out.
Make Samantha Stankey Speak in Nun Tongues- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Milhouse: Now I KNOW you’ve been in the communion wine!
Sister Samantha Pt. 4
Samantha: Alright, Milhouse, I gotta run and take care of some school stuff. See you around!
Milhouse: See ya! I’m totally not going to follow you and try to find out what you’re up to.
Samantha:The last person who tried to follow me ended up in the hospital.
Milhouse: Don’t say another word or I’ll scream!
Make Samantha Stankey Scare Milhouse- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Sister Samantha Pt. 5
Samantha:Relax, Milhouse, I’m not going to do anything to you.
Milhouse: You said the last guy who followed you ended up in the hospital!
Samantha: That’s true… because I was going to the hospital to do volunteer work. The truth is that I’m trying out for the St. Sebastian gymnastics team. I just didn’t want to tell you in case I didn’t make the team.
Milhouse: So you lied to my face and scared me because you’re planning on seeing me again, right? Right?!
Make Samantha Stankey Avoid Milhouse– 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Next up, the tappa, tappa, tappa queen herself, Vicki Valentine:
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 1
Vicki Valentine: Teaching these kids dance classes is the pits. I’m after the big time again. And I’m going to do it the old fashioned way … by finding a talented child to exploit. Behind every Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian, there’s a Kris Jenner.
Make Vicki Valentine Audition Child Starts- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 2
Vicki Valentine: *strikes another audition off the list* The jumps were good, the personality was flat. These kids are all trying to fit into a mold. They’re tainted. I need the ultimate raw clay.
Make Vicki Valentine Review a Lot of Auditions- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Ralph: I ate a bunch of clay once and it never came out!
Vicki Valentine: Good lord, this kid is one haircut away from being the next Macaulay Culkin!
Vicki Valentine: That’s right, just like in Home Alone!
Ralph: No, I was yelling because I think the clay finally came out.
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 3
Vicki Valentine: No, Ralph, you’re doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you how it’s done. Luckily I drank a pot of coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes a day at your age, so my feet haven’t grown at all.
Make Vicki Valentine Put on a Number- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 4
Vicki Valentine: Okay, Ralph, are you ready for your big shot?
Ralph: My daddy gets shot big time a lot! I’m ready.
Vicki Valentine: On second thought, let’s hold you back some more. I think I can distract them with some of my classic performances.
Make Vicki Valentine Reignite Her Career- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 5
Vicki Valentine: All right Ralph, the stage is set. You’re in the big show now, here comes Kent Brockman to interview you.
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here with Channel Six. Are you excited today, Ralph?
Vicki Valentine: Oh God, this is gonna be bad…
Ralph: You know, Kent, the thing about the live theater is that anything can happen, and that’s what makes it so vibrant and visceral.
Vicki Valentine: He’s actually making sense! He’s going to take me to the top!
Kent Brockman: Who would you say has been your biggest influence while working on this show?
Vicki Valentine: (BIG SMILE)
Ralph: My mommy! Hi mom!
Make Vicki Valentine Scream Internally- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
And this concludes the two premium questlines for Week 1 of Love, Springfieldian Style!
Yes, I know Ned’s parents arrived during week 1 but I didn’t have a chance to cover them yet. Such a fast moving event! So I’ll cover them during week 2 and their questline will be covered there as well.
Thoughts on the questlines? Did you buy Samantha or Vicki? Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!