Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Let the games begin! After a long hiatus, we finally have a major event in Springfield! Game of Games has arrived and it looks to be a game fest of nerdy proportions!
The Game of Games follows the same event structure that the Simpsons Christmas Special and Valentine’s Day events before it. This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event!
For Act 1 we’re tasked with finding passes for E4! Each part of the story will unlock another prize themed for the first part of the story. As we should all know by now, these multi-events lead to some phenomenal dialogue. So let’s take a look at the full dialogue for week 1, in case you missed any of it by tappin’ too fast…
As a reminder, here’s the story’s synopsis:
Bart and Lisa win passes to this year’s E4 Game Expo and Game of Games Esport contest but Homer
loses them when he tries to use them to get into Moe’s VIP section. Homer tries to get the passes back,
but Moe has already sold them for profit.
The kids must find another way to get in and register for the Game of Games. The kids take part in a
scavenger hunt hosted by Comic Book Guy with E4 passes as the grand prize. Bart is vicorous and wins
two E4 passes, one of which he gives to Lisa so they can both attend E4. Once they get to the expo, they
find out that they need to be accompanied by an adult, so Bart goes off to find the one adult in town
that can supervise the kids, The Detonator!
Now on with the story!
Game of Games Pt. 1
Lisa: Homer, what did you do with our passes to E4?
Bart: Yeah, Dad, we gave them to you because you’re the only one with a neck fat enough to hang all the lanyards around.
Homer: Moe said if I gave them to him, I could use his VIP section.
Marge: Moe’s “VIP section” is just the broom closet where he puts his empty kegs.
Homer: Fine, I’ll get your passes back. And by the way, no keg is empty if you suck on it hard enough.
Make Homer Ask Moe for VIP Passes- 6s
Make Lisa Look for Replacement Passes Online- 6s
Make Bart Search Parents’ Room for Passes- 6s
Moe: Sorry pal. I already sold those E4 passes to some shadowy underworld figures. I would’ve sold them to well-lit overworld figures, but I never meet anyone like that!
Homer: Moe, I need those badges back. I’m facing a man’s worst nightmare: angry, resentful children.
Moe: I’ll do what I can. But it’s gonna cost ya.
Homer: I’ll pay you five coupons for Moe’s VIP Room.
Moe: That worthless crap? I need money.
Game of Games Pt. 2
Homer: I took care of everything. Moe is going to find the E4 passes. What a pal!
Bart: What does he get in return?
Homer: I have to drive him anywhere he wants to go for the next forty years!
Lisa: Sounds like you need better friends, Dad.
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Homer: Thank you, Maggie. At least someone appreciates me in this house.
Make Lisa Take Homer for Granted- 6s
Make Bart Take Homer for Granted- 6s
Marge: I appreciate you, Homie.
Homer: That’s all a man needs to hear, honey.
Marge: But you need to find a way to get the kids into E4.
Homer: Sorry, didn’t hear you.
E4 No Access Pass Pt. 1
Milhouse: Did you hear? There’s a contest at E4 this year to see which esports team is the best in the world!
Sophie: We have to enter our team!
Bart: I can’t go. My idiot father lost our E4 passes.
Nelson: No problem. We’ll just beat up some nerds and take their passes.
Lisa: Nelson, you do realize that if you’re going to E4, that makes *you* a nerd.
Nelson: Maybe. But there’s nothing that says a nerd can’t be a bully. You ever read social media?
Make Bart Attempt to Steal VIP Passes- 4hrs
Collect VIP Passes- x200.
E4 No Access Pass Pt. 2
Martin: We still have a chance! There is a scavenger hunt challenge at Android’s Dungeon and the winner gets E4 passes!
Bart: Comic Book Guy is probably going to make us hunt for Skittles he dropped on the floor.
Nelson: Fine by me. One floor Skittle for him, one floor Skittle for me. That’s dinner.
Reach Level 13 and Build Android’s Dungeon
Make Bart Enter Scavenger Hunt Challenge- 4hrs
Collect VIP Passes- x300.
CBG: Welcome to my scavenger hunt extraordinaire! Please hold your applause until I explain the rules.
Lenny: No one is clapping.
CBG: Security, escort this man off the premises.
Hans Moleman: Right away, sir.
E4 No Access Pass Pt. 3
CBG: If you complete a series of challenges, you will earn E4 passes. Also, your photo will appear on my wall of legends, right next to the picture of an entire cheesecake I once ate in order to win a free cheesecake. The first challenge: bring me the Golden Blocko!
Lisa: Can do!
Bart: Can’t do. This challenge is just for our esports team, the Evergreen Terrors.
Lisa: But Dad lost my pass too. How will I get into E4?
Milhouse: Don’t worry, Lisa! I’ll find the Golden Blocko and win your pass back for you!
Make Milhouse Find the Golden Blocko- 4hrs
Collect VIP Passes- x250.
Blocko Angelica Button: If the Golden Blocko you seek, show me you are a true fan.
Milhouse: There are one hundred and forty two step ladders at Sheepshank Academy for the Maginical Arts.
Blocko Angelica Button: Your nerd-dom is unmatched! Take the Golden Blocko and the door will be unlatched.
E4 No Access Pass Pt. 4
Milhouse: I found the Golden Blocko. I can do anything for you, Lisa.
CBG: Fine! It is but the first of many challenges in my scavenger hunt. At least, that was my intent. In the end, however, I could only think up one more challenge. To complete the second and final challenge, you must slay a dragon!
Bart: Can I use a bazooka?
CBG: No, but if you like, I have Bazooka Gum for sale.
Make Bart Slay a Dragon- 4hrs
Collect VIP Passes- x200.
Blocko Dragon: Why are the puzzle pieces always so small? It’s hard to grip them in my large claws.
Bart: You’re the mighty dragon I’m supposed to slay?
Blocko Dragon: Who’s talking? I can’t see when I’m wearing my reading glasses.
Bart: I should’ve known the dragon would be lame.
Blocko Dragon: I am not lame! I’m scary and terrifying! And lame in one foot.
E4 No Access Pass Pt. 5
Bart: Hey Lis, we have an extra pass to E4 if you want to come with us.
Lisa: I knew I could count on my brother.
Bart: No, you can count on mom. She said no dessert unless I took you.
Raphael: Hey, no kids in the VIP room unless they’re 8-year-old ViewTube influencers.
Lisa: We have VIP passes.
Raphael: All underage minors need to have an adult with them.
Nelson: Everyone grab free gift bags and run!
Make Bart Hide from Security- 4hrs
Make Lisa Hide from Security- 4hrs
Collect VIP Passes- x400.
Bart: I think we lost him.
Lisa: Where are we going to find an adult capable of supervising us? In fact, in this town, where are we going to find an adult?
Milhouse: We could take my dad’s trench coat and stand on each other’s shoulders!
Bart: Your dad’s trench coat smells like loser. I have a better idea.
E4 No Access Pass Outro
Milhouse: What are we doing at a tile store?
Bart: Looking for the Detonator!
The Detonator: General Splattin’! What are you doing here?
Bart: There is an esports tournament at E4 and we have an opening for an adult chaperone.
The Detonator: Sorry kid. I sell tile now. The only openings I fill are with grout.
Bart: There’s super-caffeinated soda in it.
The Detonator: I’m in!
Make the Detonator Get His Gaming Edge Back- 4hrs
And this concludes the full dialogue for week 1 of the Game of Games event!
What are your thoughts on the first part of the story? Did you enjoy it? Did you miss out on the dialogue the first time around? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!