Simpson Babies: Week 1 Questlines, Premium Characters Baby Frink, Baby Moe, & Baby Barney

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

TSTO is back baby!  We’re FINALLY getting on, what feels like, a somewhat normal update schedule!  Praise Jebus! The theme of this multi-event?  Simpson Babies.  What will happen as our favorite yellow family gets Youthenized?  We’ll have to read the dialogue to find out…

Simpsons Babies follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it.  This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event!

With Act 1, week 1, three new premium characters were introduced. In addition to helping with event currency, Baby Frink, Baby Moe and Baby Barney also come with their own, short, individual questlines, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questlines.

Frinkenstein’s Baby Monster Pt. 1
Baby Frink starts

Frink: Scientifically speaking, which is how I always speak, there’s no logical explanation for me talking to a baby version of myself.
Baby Frink: Then logically, there must be an illogical explanation.
Frink: Your logic is ironclad… and I only wish your diaper were as well. We must run a series of experiments with the switches and the beakers and the kaboom in the face….Thereby determining whether you’re my spawn, a clone, a robot, or one of the thirty-seven other illogical possibilities.
Baby Frink: Plus, it’ll be fun!
Frink: Affirmative.
Make Baby Frink Play Tiny Mad Tinkerer- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

Frinkenstein’s Baby Monster Pt. 2
Baby Frink starts

Frink: There’s only one logical illogical explanation. I’ve gone back in time to when I was just a young bloygler!
Baby Frink: I was afraid of that. And also of monsters under my crib. Whatever we do, we must prevent me from doing or touching anything that might disrupt the space-time–
Frink: Yes, yes, the space-time continuum, everybody knows about that! Just shut up and start not disrupting it.
Make Baby Frink Try Not to Change Timelines- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

Frinkenstein’s Baby Monster Pt. 3
Baby Frink starts

Baby Frink: Oh no, we’ve made a terrible mistake! It was YOU who went back in time, not me! So YOU were supposed to not disrupt the space-time continuum!
Frink: Oh Gloyd! If I disrupted anything, anything at all, then I don’t exist anymore!
Baby Frink: True. But since you do exist… hello? …Hello? Eh, he probably just went to the store to get me some baby food, because if I starve to death then he won’t ever exist. Hello?
Make Baby Frink Ponder the Unknowable– 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp

Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 1
Baby Moe starts

Baby Moe: I declare Moe’s Express Lemonade open for business!
Baby Barney: One lemonade please!
Baby Moe: Sure thing, Barn. You payin’ cash or card?
Baby Barney: Card please. Here ya go.
Baby Moe: Wait a second, this card is a birth announcement!
Baby Barney: What other kind of card would a baby have? Open up a tab, please! *belch*
Make Baby Moe Work the Lemonade Counter- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Baby Barney Keep His Lemonade Tab Running- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 2
Baby Moe starts

Baby Homer: Ooh, a lemonade stand? Set me up, Moe! Here’s my card.
Baby Moe: This is an immunization card! And you missed your last mumps vaccine!
Baby Homer: Mumps shmumps. Gimme my lemonade before my glands get too swollen to drink!
Baby Moe: Cripes, what was I thinkin’? Babies don’t got no money! I need to work a side job until I get some adult customers.
Make Baby Moe Smuggle Exotic Baby Animals-
 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Baby Barney Chug Lemonade- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Baby Homer Dwink Lemonade- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 3
Baby Moe starts

Baby Moe: That’s it! I’ve had it with yous twos! You’re both officially banned from this, as well as any future establishment I may eventually open.
Baby Barney: But we’re all you got! Grown-ups don’t drink lemonade!
Lenny: Mmm. This lemonade is delicious!
Carl: And it’s really got a kick to it!
Baby Moe: What? How is that possible?
Baby Homer: You left it out in the sun so long that it fermented.
Carl: Yum! This stuff makes grown-up-Moe’s watered-down beer taste like watered-down water. Here, take my actual credit card and charge me any amount you want.
Lenny: And also this wad of genuine cash that I carry around in my big boy pants.
Baby Moe: Woo-hoo!
Make Moe Serve Grownups- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Make Lenny Get Soused on Lemonade- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Carl Get Soused on Lemonade- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

Thoughts on either premium questline?  Did you purchase the characters?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

5 responses to “Simpson Babies: Week 1 Questlines, Premium Characters Baby Frink, Baby Moe, & Baby Barney

  1. This questlines are awesome XD

  2. Nothing like visual Character Tasks for Baby Moe, Baby Barney, Baby Homer kicking back at Moe’s Lemonade Stand (Gil Deal was worth the sprinkles!) … I’m still thinking Baby Frink w/Frink House will return again towards the end of this Event (if I want to be a Baby Character completist!) 😀👍

    Let’s get ready for Week 2 (tomorrow AKA Wednesday 10 a.m. Eastern time)❤️

  3. I can’t even start the event. It crashes every time the event intro dialogue ends… before I can start any jobs. So far, they haven’t had any solutions.

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