Krusty’s Last Gasp Premium Questline: Sideshow Raheem

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Just about finished with Krusty’s Last Gasp, well most of us have been finished for a while…but timewise, we’re just about finished.  Time to check out the awesome dialogue for this event!

First up, the Sideshow Shuffle dialogue of Sideshow Raheem…

Sideshow Shuffle Pt. 1
Sideshow Raheem starts

Krusty: Hey! Raheem, how’s it hanging, brother? It’s been a long time. Can I call you brother?
Sideshow Raheem: I wouldn’t.
Make Sideshow Raheem Get Settled in Springfield- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Krusty Annoy Sideshow Raheem- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Sideshow Shuffle Pt. 2
Sideshow Raheem starts

Krusty: Then Mel hit Mr. Teeny with a pecan pie right in his stupid face! *laughs*
Sideshow Raheem: Aw, Mr. Teeny. I miss smuggling in his cigars.
Sideshow Mel: Hello, Raheem. Don’t tell me this little reunion means today’s the wrap party?! I didn’t prepare my speech!
Sideshow Raheem: Hey, Mel! My favorite Sideshow!
Krusty: The gang’s all back together again! This is great!
Sideshow Bob: Aren’t you forgetting someone important?
Sideshow Raheem: 
Important isn’t the word I would use. I’d use the word “hack”.
Sideshow Bob: Before I destroy you, I’d like to know who you support in this Sideshow Squabble, Krusty?
Make Sideshow Raheem Diss Sideshow Bob- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Make Krusty Sneak Away- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Sideshow Shuffle Pt. 3
Sideshow Raheem starts

Sideshow Raheem: Why did you sneak off like that?
Krusty: I didn’t sneak off. I was just going to get you a drink. You seemed parched.
Sideshow Raheem: Admit it, Krusty. You were scared to weigh in.
Confrontations give me heartburn, and I left my Tums in the car.
Sideshow Raheem:
This is one of the reasons I left your show. You don’t show any loyalty to your sidekicks. You only care about yourself.
It’s the Krusty Show. So what if some of you Sideshows have beef.
Sideshow Raheem: Since leaving your show, I’ve reconnected with my roots and learned to take pride in the work of all of our members.
You couldn’t show pride or any emotion if it slapped you in the face.
Make Sideshow Raheem Show Panther Pride- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Krusty Eat His Words- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Krusty: This new magical thing you’ve got going on could really make us a killing if you came back to the show.
Sideshow Raheem: 
Goodbye, Krusty.

Thoughts on the premium questline?  Did you purchase Sideshow Raheem? Thoughts on the questline?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

2 responses to “Krusty’s Last Gasp Premium Questline: Sideshow Raheem

  1. Last gasp at getting connected more like, EA I haven’t been able to play properly for a month, I get Bart screen the minute I get on the game.

  2. Has everyone gone quiet today because Actor Sid Haig passed away? 🤨 Well, I will break the silence by saying that Sideshow Raheem was worth the sprinkles …. but he deserved better dialogue with Krusty (I know, I know, this Mini-Event was all about Krusty trying to redeem himself …. it’s just in the end that really L-EA-Z-Y needs to redeem themselves!) 🤔

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