Cthulhu’s Revenge Premium Questline: M’nthster

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Just about finished with Cthulhu’s Revenge, well most of us have been finished for a while…but timewise, we’re just about finished.  Time to check out the awesome dialogue for this event!

First up, the M’nthster’s twisted family dialogue…

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 1
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: What do you mean evicted?
Raphael: Maybe it’ll sound better in your native tongue: beat it, freak. You haven’t paid rent.
M’nthster: You can’t kick me out, do you know who my parent is?
Raphael: Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. I once kicked one of Quimby’s illegitimate kids out and he tried to pull that. Of course, he had to get a paternity test first…And clean this place up before you go. It’s a pigsty in here.
Make M’nthster Clean House- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Make Raphael Judge M’nthster’s LifeStyle- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 2
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: Can I stay with you for a while until I get back on my tentacles?
Count Dracula: Actually, now’s not really a good time. I’m getting calf implant surgery tomorrow…
M’nthster: Jeez, if you’re gonna make up an excuse, you can at least make it believable…
Count Dracula: Really?! You think it sounds unbelievable because my calves look okay as is?
M’nthster: No, your calves are puny, I just don’t believe you can afford the surgery…
Count Dracula: I can too! That’s it, you’re staying with us.
M’nthster: Thanks, Uncle Drac!
Make M’nthster Crash with Uncle Drac- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Make Count Dracula Get Calf Implants- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Count Dracula: What’s the word, M’nthster?
M’nthster: Now your calves look TOO big. You know that anxiety when you’re filling up a balloon way too much and it’s gonna pop any second? That’s what I feel looking at them.
Count Dracula: I meant with getting your life back together!
M’nthster: Oh. No, I’m still trying to find myself while watching TV on your couch. Can we get some premium channels in here??

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 3
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: I’ve done it, I know what I have to do now.
Count Dracula: Aw, I’m so happy for you. Now, get out.
Countess Dracula: *ominous glare*
Count Dracula: Okay, okay. What’s your calling? Nightmare demon? Cosmic terrorist?
M’nthster: Sleazy businessman!
Make M’nthster Start a Terrorizing Business- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
M’nthster: Welcome to M’nthster’s Monsters. What can I do for you?
Homer: I want to order your deluxe “Pants Wetter” value pack for my neighbor, stupid Flanders.
M’nthster: I’ve got the perfect Scare Package for him: I’ll tell him that both his kids want to major in *journalism* when they go to college!
Homer: Ah!

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 4
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: I’m hopeless.
Countess Dracula:  What’s wrong, my little nightmare?
M’nthster: My business went under and I almost got exorcised by that Flanders guy. If this keeps up, I’ll have to live with you forever.
Count Dracula: *horrified scream*
Countess Dracula: You just need to stop trying to be like everyone else. You’re a hideous otherworldly monster — you should be proud.
M’nthster: You’re right, I am hideous! Thanks, Auntie. I’m ready to go out there and conquer the world!
Make M’nthster Conquer the World- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Raphael: It’s the middle of the night. Get off my property.
M’nthster: No, this place is mine now, and so is your soul!
Raphael: You can’t! I was saving my soul for if I ever have to battle the devil in a fiddle contest!
M’nthster: Or you could just give the keys to my old place back.

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 5
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: Home sweet lair! What do you think of my bachelor pad?
Count Dracula: What is that smell?
M’nthster: Sorry, it’s Ralph Lauren.
Countess Dracula: Oh, you got some new cologne?
M’nthster: No, I kidnapped the designer and I’m slowly cooking him in a stew for dinner.
Count Dracula: Wow, you’ve got great taste!
Make M’nthster Unpack Bachelor Pad- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
M’nthster: Ah, it’s so great to have my own place.
Count Dracula: Uh, M’nthster, you think I could crash here for a while? The Countess caught me staring at another woman’s neck veins.
M’nthster: Oh, I’d LOVE to, but, uh… I’m having tentacle enlargement surgery… Good luck though!


Thoughts on the premium questline?  Did you purchase the M’nthster? Thoughts on the questline?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

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7 responses to “Cthulhu’s Revenge Premium Questline: M’nthster

  1. M’nthster and Cthulhu playing catch (best visual task, it makes me laugh!) 😅

    M’nthster on the move – 1st with Dracula, then back to his bachelor pad, as Mrs Drac doesn’t approve – who would’ve thought a plastic surgery reference would end up being referenced!😅

    Again, the writers are winning, but the game devs need to catch up! 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Let’s see what happens on Wednesday ….

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  2. I bought him. I wanted the buildings from the combo to go with my Impossible Tower The joint task of him and dad playing catch is great.

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  3. Not sure how but al my friends have been delete?????

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  4. Yes, not been able to get on for 4 hours now

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  5. Does your game fail to connect as mine?

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