Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Nothing like the holidays to bring a little crazy to our pocket-sized towns! As the latest mini-event in TSTO hit our towns recently…this time to celebrate Thanksgiving. Or more specifically Black Friday! At least this one is seasonally appropriate…and should bring us nicely into Christmas! (Almost Tinsel Time! 🎄🎄🎄 )
Remember, this event is designed to follow a series of tasks via the questline to unlock prizes. For each of the parts of the All American Auction questline, you’ll have to earn via various character tasks in order to unlock the prize for that part.
So let’s take a look at the final All American Auction Prize…Paul Bunyan…
Paul Bunyan is a brand new FULL character for Springfield…this is NOT a costume for Homer…and completes of the All American Auction Character Collection:
How You Unlock it:
All American Auction Pt. 5
Make Ned Summon an American Legend- 4hrs
Collect Bid Cards- x200.
Once achieved you’ll unlock the American Legend…
WDTCF: “Simpsons Tall Tales” S12, E21
And yes, he is larger than other Springfielders…
He does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:
Lumber-Sensible Pt. 1
Ned: Spread your wisdom of the forest. Turn these people away from discount consumerism and teach them how to be thankful for what they have.
Paul Bunyan: Eh, hard pass.
Ned: What?! I thought you’d want to pull this town up by its lumberjack bootstraps.
Paul Bunyan: Lumberjack bootstraps are the same as regular bootstraps.
Ned: You’re just gonna stand there and watch while consumerism takes its axe and chops us down?
Paul Bunyan: Man, you’re really fixated on the lumberjack thing.
Ned: Just please help us.
Paul Bunyan: I’m Paul Bunyan, not Saint Paul Bunyan.
Make Paul Bunyan Play Fetch with Big Blue- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Lumber-Sensible Pt. 2
Paul Bunyan: You’re my boy, Big Blue! Now fetch this two-hundred-year-old redwood! Good boy! I’m glad I turned a mountain into you. It made you twice as strong as an ox. Now, let’s get out of this Springfield dump… Ooh, a myPhone Pro for seventy-five dollars? That’s a steal!
Make Paul Bunyan Buy a New Phone- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Lumber-Sensible Pt. 3
Ned: Can you please at least talk to the people and convince them that Thanksgiving isn’t about buying stuff?
Paul Bunyan: *sigh* Fine, but you really are over-indexing on my popularity. Hey shoppers, Springfielders, Americans… do you think I should get the new myPhone in Sleek Silver or Astronaut Taupe? Also, don’t you think you should stop with this Black Friday nonsense and go home to your families on Thanksgiving?
Moe: Black Friday is an American right. Go back to the lumberjack land you came from!
Paul Bunyan: Screw it. You’re on your own with this one, Ned.
Make Paul Bunyan Go Nuts in an Arboretum- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
And finally, here’s a look at the tasks…
Paul Bunyan’s Permanent Tasks:
|Take a Bath||1hr||$70, 17xp||Squidport|
|Brews with Big Blue||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Outside/Visual at Moe’s|
|Have a Thousand Krusty Burgers||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Krusty Burger|
|Run Errands for the People||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Outside/Visual|
|Use the Restroom Ocean||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Squidport|
And that’s it my friends, the details on Paul Bunyan…the All American Hero!
Thoughts Paul? Thoughts on his tasks? Animation? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!