Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Update time in Springfield! We’re all getting antsy sitting at home, so it’s nice to have an update to focus on! What’s in store for us this time? Well, it’s time for Burns and Aristotle Amadopolis to have yet another clash of tapping proportions!
With Act 2, one new premium character was introduced. In addition to helping with event currency, Rumbleina comes with her own, short (and crazy!), individual questline, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questline now…
Crazy for You Pt. 1
Rumbleina: Ha! I found you!
Dr. Bonebreak: Oh, great. Here we go again.
Rumbleina: So you decide to become a Buddhist on our honeymoon?! You just took off on your path to enlightenment and left me! I AM your wife!
Dr. Bonebreak: Actually, in wrestling arenas, hitting your spouse with a folding chair as part of the main event is considered a common law divorce.
Make Rumbleina Read Up on Springfield Marriage Laws- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Rumbleina: Alright, Calvin. I’m tapping out.
Dr. Bonebreak: Whoa, Janice. Let’s keep it to stage names.
Rumbleina: My lawyers are telling me we’re divorced.
Dr. Bonebreak: Really?! That whole “hitting your spouse with a chair” thing I made up was true? Wonder if I can get out of a timeshare contract that way too?
Crazy for You Pt. 2
Rumbleina: *crying* Oh, what am I gonna do. I’ve lost him. He’s never coming back.
Kent Brockman: We’re live, on the scene of a bride who has been left at the altar. Why? Because we have no better news to bring you.
Rumbleina: What?… We’re live?
Kent Brockman: Yes, ma’am. With Channel Six’s “Eye on Springfield”.
Rumbleina: … *starts singing to camera* DR. BONEBREAK, WON’T YOU COME BACKKK / JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT CHAIR ATTACKKK *key change*
Kent Brockman: Horrible lyrics.
Make Rumbleina Sing Her Heart Out on Local TV- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Crazy for You Pt. 3
Luann: Rumbleina, I saw you on TV pouring your heart out with a love ballad.
Rumbleina: I know, it’s a bit desperate. I’m embarrassed.
Luann: Desperate? No, it wasn’t desperate enough. Love songs are a dime a dozen. If you want his attention, get more… what’s the word…? Psychotic.
Make Rumbleina Shave Her Head for Attention- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Rumbleina: Are you sure this will work?
Luann: Do you want this man, or not?
Rumbleina: Yes, but I also want my head not to freeze in the winter.
Luann: Oo, I know. Nothing will get his attention better and says super psychotic more than a crazy wig.
Crazy for You Pt. 4
Rumbleina: I haven’t heard a thing. How will I know Dr. Bonebreak’s even seen any of the things I’ve done?
Snake: Crime always gets their attention. Join me.
Make Rumbleina Rob the Kwik-E-Mart With Snake- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105
Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart With Rumbleina- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Snake: *accelerating away from the crime scene* Girl, you’re a natural. How ‘bout spending a life of crime with me?
Rumbleina: Professional wrestling is basically robbery. So, it would be a natural stepping stone for me.
Crazy for You Pt. 5
Dr. Bonebreak: Alright, Rumbleina, I’ll re-marry you. Just quit embarrassing yourself.
Rumbleina: Ha! In your dreams. I finally found a real man.
Snake: Yeah, we’re getting married. *threatening* Unless you got a problem with that.
Dr. Bonebreak: Whoa, no need for violence. You can have her. Good luck to both of you.
Snake: That was easier than I expected.
Rumbleina: Too easy. He didn’t even fight for me. … Bonebreak, come back! I need you!
Snake: This is awkward. Seriously. My feelings are like majorly hurt, okay?
Make Rumbleina Pretend to Ignore Dr. Bonebreak- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
And this concludes the premium dialogue for Act 2, of the Simpsons Wrestling Event!
Thoughts on the second Act? Did you buy Rumbleina? Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!