Simpsons Wrestling Prize Guide: Act 2, Prize 5 Honest Abe

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Round 2 of Simpsons Wrestling is underway…

The Simpsons Wrestling Event follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it.  This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting just over a week (10 days) and taking us through a new part of the event!

For Act 2 we’re tasked with collecting Folding Chairs!  Each part of the story will unlock another prize themed for the second part of the story.

So let’s take a look at the final Act 2 prize…Honest Abe, a new costume for Grampa Simpson…

Honest Abe is a  brand new costume for Grampa Simpson, not a new character for Springfield, and part of the Simpsons Wrestling Character Collection:

How You Unlock it:
The Springfield Flimflam Pt. 5
Make Springfielders Threaten Amadopolis-x5. 1hr
Collect Folding Chairs-  x150.

Once achieved you’ll unlock the costume…

More Info:

WDTCF: “Gorgeous Grampa” S24, E14
Voiced:  Yes (of course, it’s Grampa)

Honest Abe does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 1
Burns starts

Burns: Well, if it isn’t Honest Abe!
Honest Abe: Burns, you’ve already recovered from the Diving Corkscrew Elbow Drop I gave you in the ring?
Burns: My good man, that elbow drop did more for my back than my chiropractor has in thirty years. Do me again, Abe!
Honest Abe: *lifts Mr. Burns*
Burns: *back cracking sounds* Aaaaahhh, that’s some good old fashioned bone-on-bone action…
Make Honest Abe Piledrive Mr. Burns- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Bart: You okay, Mr. Burns?
Burns:*laying on the ground* I can’t feel my legs. Before they pained me so. Now nothing! I’ve never felt so alive! Smithers, pick me up! I want to do the Five Step Waltz! No…this is a celebration. Make it a Six Step Waltz!

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 2
Marge starts

Marge: Abe, I don’t think Body Slamming a hundred-plus year old man is very wise.
Honest Abe: You’re right, Marge. I should stick to slamming ninety-year-olds!
Marge: I mean you’re no spring chicken yourself. You shouldn’t be getting in the ring at all at your age.
Honest Abe: At my age?! I’d Body Slam you right now if it wouldn’t make Christmas awkward! That’s it. I challenge the whole darn town! Five hundred bucks to anyone who dares take Honest Abe in the ring.
Nelson: Hmm, five hundred bucks would buy a lot of sleeves for my vest…
Make Honest Abe Give Nelson a Half-Nelson- 8hrs, $275, 70xp
Wiggum: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Abe, you can’t beat up a little kid. That’s our job.  Now unhand that bully. And I’ll take the cash as evidence.
Lou: Evidence?
Wiggum: Here’s fifty bucks to forget this ever happened.
Lou: A hundred bucks puts me in a coma till next Tuesday.

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 3
Grampa starts

Honest Abe: If I can’t wrestle little kids anymore, what’s the point of being alive?
Bart: Come on, Grampa. There’s gotta be somebody who’ll take your challenge.
Lovejoy: Prepare to meet your maker, Abe.
Ned: Reverend?! Jesus climbed onto a cross, but you climbing into a ring is a whole different thing.
Lovejoy: Ned, the Good Book tells us that Jesus will return in the end times heavily tattooed, wearing blood-soaked robes, with swords coming out of his mouth. This is as close to Jesus as I can get. I’m getting in that ring and laying down the law. The Law of Moses!
Ned: Well, I can’t recite a contradictory scripture so… tag team?
Lovejoy: So it is written… tag team.
Make Honest Abe Tag Team the Bible Thumpers- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Helen Lovejoy: Timothy Lovejoy! Why in God’s name are you wrestling?!
Lovejoy: That’s exactly why, Helen. All in God’s name.
Helen Lovejoy: And Ned! You’re wrestling too?
Ned : I got a tag team dream with a death wish for a death match!

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 4
Burns starts

Burns: Abe, old friend. If you wish to prove you’re still the best in the squared circle, you’ll have to fight… Glamorous Godfrey!
Honest Abe: Glamorous Godfrey? But he’s retired! Also, side note: he’s ME! I can’t fight myself.
Frink: Did I hear something about molecular DNA disjointification cloning?
Honest Abe: Cloning?! Is that even possible?
Frink: With this machine it is! The BIFURCATION-inator. That stands for Breaking Into Flesh Until Really Catastrophic Anatomical—
Honest Abe: I’m sitting down. This explanation is longer than I thought.
Frink: –Tearing Is Only Natural… inator. I’ll sit down now too.
Make Honest Abe Clone Himself With the BIFURCATION-inator- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Gorgeous Grampa: *poofing into existence* What the–?! Who took me away from my preening mirror?
Frink: I can’t believe it worked! This is a scientific achievement of the highest order!
Honest Abe: Wait. You mean you never tested this thing before?!
Frink: Let’s not focus on the details. What’s important is that… uh-oh Godfrey is disintegrating, and melting, and… poof, he’s gone. Making a note here… solid progress.

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 5
Wolfcastle starts

Wolfcastle: Abe, I accept your challenge. But if I win then the money goes to Charity.
Honest Abe: Charity? Then I’d be honored to lose. Which charity?
Wolfcastle: Charity is my mistress.
Honest Abe: I shoulda known it was a screwy offer. I’ll be damned if–
Wolfcastle: Charity runs an organization for underprivileged children.
Honest Abe: Oh, sorry. Okay, but before I get in the ring with you, I want to see your preening skills.
Wolfcastle: I thought only Glamorous Godfrey concerned himself with preening.
Honest Abe: I don’t see preening!
Wolfcastle: Okay, okay, like this?
Honest Abe: More strut! Work the hair!
Wolfcastle: My body doesn’t move like that! *crack* Ach! My back! *falls to the ground* I can’t… go on…
Honest Abe: Oh, well. Guess I’ll just take my money then. I’m off to the spa. Give my best to Charity!

Make Honest Abe Get a Spa Treatment- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Honest Abe’s Permanent Tasks:

Task Length Earns Location
Tighten Up the Old Beard 1hr $70, 17xp Wrestlers Dressing Room/Brown House
Get a Spa Treatment 4hrs $175, 45xp Outside/Visual
Stuff a Sock Down There 8hrs $275, 70xp Golden Ring Wrestling HQ/ Brown House
Train Laddie Liberty How to be a Baby Face 12hrs $420, 100xp Backyard Wrestling Ring/Golden Ring Wrestling HQ/Brown House
Strut 24hrs $600, 150xp Outside/Visual

And that’s it my friends, the details on Honest Abe, the final Act 2 prize…

Up next? Nothing.  You’re finished with Act 2.  Nothing to do but wait until Act 3 starts up Sunday morning at 10am ET.

Thoughts on the second act?  How are you doing with the prize track? Still working on it? (don’t worry Act 3 doesn’t start until Sunday, so you’ve got a couple more days than usual)  Sound off below!

11 responses to “Simpsons Wrestling Prize Guide: Act 2, Prize 5 Honest Abe

  1. Honest Abe is a pretty decent costume for Grampa, its also his 2nd freemium costume (3rd including Number 111 which is now premium) while the rest are premium. I like that he has a task at the Wresters Dressing Room and 2 tasks at the Golden Ring Wrestling HQ (it looks like the 12 hour task will use an upcoming wrestling ring since the fancy ring is too fancy to be used). Honest Abe’s visual tasks are pretty cool, I guess Honest Abe needs a spa treatment as much as Gorgeous Grampa and needs to spend the day strutting around town (I also like that the visual task times are 4 and 24 hours instead of 1 and 4 hours like the rest of the characters). It would’ve been great to see Beautiful Bart and Laddie Liberty as costumes for Bart as well as Honest Abe Having a Spa Treatment in a wrestling ring (the 2 costumes could appear for 4th of July). 🎩🗽🇺🇸

    • I’d welcome a 4th of July Laddie Liberty Skin for Bart Simpson (Beautiful Bart is for Labor Day!) 😀👍🏻

  2. Hey . since this afternoon my account won’t open . do anybody has the same problem?
    Please answer me, I’m so close to unlocking honest Abe

  3. Honest Abe (Character Skin for Grandpa Simpson) definitely needed Laddie Liberty (Bart Simpson Character Skin) to complete that Tag Team (less Dumb Decor, More Wrestler Characters!) 😉👉🏻

    Bring on Act 3, ’cause I want to ruuuuuumble! 😅

  4. Anyone having connection problems? My GF has not been able to get in all day. (6am til 3pm) I came here expecting to see something but….maybe it’s not global… (Mine is working.) THX

    • My account won’t open since this afternoon

    • I haven’t been able to get in on my tablet for a couple of days. It doesn’t give me the Bart screen, but I just get stuck on the event loading screen. I ended up using my phone instead and was able to get in so I could get the prizes, but I hate playing on it since the screen’s so small.

  5. Dawid Skawiński

    Alissa, i’m having a huge problem with my springfielders.
    I have a bug in my game over 2 weeks and it can not let me forward.
    Would you mind to help me, please

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