Christmas 2020 Premium Questline: The Leader

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

In our games, the snow is falling and TSTO is calling yoo hoo!  It’s the most wonderful time of the year Tappers, Christmas in TSTO!  This year is no exception with the 2020 Clash of Creeds Event!

Act 1 of this Event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event.  The Leader is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who not only helps earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.

So let’s take a look at The Leader’s questline.  Here’s the full dialogue for Unhappy Hunting…

Unhappy Hunting Pt. 1
The Leader starts

The Leader: Recruiting is down, donations are waning…I just don’t know how much longer I can keep paying for this enormous Movementarian compound.
Cookie Kwan: Well, I can definitely get this place off your hands, but we’re in a buyer’s market so it’ll be for pennies on the dollar. More pennies than dollars.
The Leader: Ugh, a short sale? It would kill my credit.
Cookie Kwan: Do cult leaders generally have good credit?
The Leader: I’m not just any cult leader. I’m THE Leader.
Cookie Kwan: Okay, well Mr. All-Supreme Leader, you’ve got some mustard on your robe there.
The Leader: It’s laundry day.
Make The Leader Wash His Robes- 12hrs

Unhappy Hunting Pt. 2
The Leader starts

Grant Connor: You don’t need to sell this place. This here is prime land.
The Leader: Prime land? For what?
Grant Connor: For hunting! Get yourself some game, sell weekend hunts to the highest bidders. You just gotta put your own spin on it to stand out from the other seven big game preserves in Springfield.
The Leader: My own spin, huh?
Make The Leader Put His Own Spin on It- 4hrs
The Leader: Welcome everyone, to this very exclusive, very expensive hunting weekend. You’ve all been chosen for your ability to pay.
Quimby: And I earned each of those dollars through sweat and blood. None of it my own, I assure you.
Burns: I would have paid it ten times over to fill the empty trophy spots on my walls. Smithers, is the tank gassed up?
Kent Brockman: This just in. I’m rich!
Willie: Was I supposed to have paid something?

Unhappy Hunting Pt. 3
The Leader starts

The Leader: Willie, I’ve yet to receive your wire transfer. It appears your payment is delinquent.
Burns: Ah, yes. Much like my son.
The Leader: But lucky for you, Willie, you’ve been upgraded.
Willie: Upgraded?
The Leader: From hunter…to huntee.
Grant Connor: *fires shotgun into air* Woo!
Make The Leader Give Groundskeeper Willie a Head Start- 4hrs
Make Groundskeeper Willie Run for It- 4hrs
Make Grant Connor Fire Another Warning Shot- 4hrs
Willie: *breathing hard* Why, that son of a bawbag. Nobody hunts Willie outside of the Scottish Highlands Stag Festival! These woods are too big. I’ve got to find a place to hide. Somewhere to do a hidden workout montage before my climactic return, preferably in camouflage face paint. Oh, what’s this? An abandoned shed? *opens door*
Herman: Back! Back I said! This is MY stuff!
Willie: Whoa there. What have you got here? Guns? Ammo? A hundred and fifty cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew? I’ve seen this before…you’re preppin’!
Herman: I am not!
Willie: Don’t lie to me, boy. I know the telltale signs. I see the bug-out bag in the corner.
Herman: Alright fine, what’s it to ya? When the time comes, I’ll be ready. You’ll see. You’ll ALL see.
Willie: I don’t doubt it. But I believe the time has come. How many pipe bombs can you carry?
Herman: *big smile*

Unhappy Hunting Pt. 4
The Leader starts

The Leader: I think I may have given Willie too much of a head start. We’ll never find him in these woods.
Kent Brockman: It’s also going to start raining soon, according to this Channel 6 News Weather App, available now on your app store of choice.
Grant Connor: You’ll need my tracking skills. *sniffs air* Is that…haggis?
Burns: I do believe six noses are better than one. Smithers, release the hounds.
Smithers: We only brought the tank, sir.
Quimby: You’re all living in the past. If you want something done right, there’s only one way to do it. Release the lobbyists.
Make Quimby Release the Lobbyists- 2hrs
Make The Leader Give Lobbyists Haggis for Reference- 2hrs
Make Grant Connor Track Willie’s Scent- 2hrs
Make Smithers Run Home to Get the Hounds- 2hrs
Make Burns Try to Drive the Tank- 2hrs

Unhappy Hunting Pt. 5
The Leader starts

Willie: Alright, all the claymores are in place.
Herman: And the Molotovs?
Willie: Lit. Much like most everything else, according to the kids at the elementary. Though I’ll admit, I don’t really get it.
Herman: Assume ambush positions.
Grant Connor: I think we’re on the right track. Though it seems there is a distinct beef stew aroma now mixed with the haggis.
The Leader: Speaking of beef stew, we have free soup for all Movementarians every night in the mess hall. Would you gentlemen be interested in taking a pamphlet?
Kent Brockman: I’m already a Scientologist for the perks. Can I do both?
The Leader: Uh, yeah it’s fine.
Make The Leader Hand Out Pamphlets- 2hrs
Make Groundskeeper Willie Ambush the Hunters- 2hrs
Make Herman Hermann Ambush the Hunters- 2hrs
Grant Connor: We’re under attack! *fires off random gunshots*
Kent Brockman: *gasp* These pamphlets are on fire! Also, I’m on fire!
The Leader: Not my pamphlets!
Grant Connor: Everyone in the tank. We’re running!
Burns: Smithers, lock the hatch. We’ll not have any of these plebeians with only two commas in their net worth sullying our tank.
The Leader: *gasp* It’s locked! Run!
Burns: Perfect. Now the kill is all mine. Smithers, fire!
Smithers: Sir, the cannon is jammed!
Burns: Jammed? With what?
Smithers: It seems they stuck a jar of jam into it!
Herman: And I’ve got several hundred more jars where that came from!
Willie: And let that be a lesson to ye! Nobody crosses a Scot and a prepper in the woods on a cult compound in the rain on a Tuesday!

And this concludes The Leader’s questline.

Thoughts on the event?  Did you buy The Leader? Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

5 responses to “Christmas 2020 Premium Questline: The Leader

  1. The Leader w/Movementarian Compound …. this Voiced Character is so central to the Event’s plot that it wouldn’t be a fun Event without him available in this Game App (I spent the Sprinkles, I’m happy with this Premium Character Combo, and – yep – that was quite a patch update today!) 🙂👍🏻

  2. Anyone else feel like this might have been a storyline for another character patched onto The Leader?

    I mean, it literally has nothing to do with the character or the arc of his episode

  3. The Turkey patch has arrived! Hallelujah!

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