Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield! After not making a Halloween appearance, it’s nice to see Gil in the streets of Springfield once again. It’s just not an event until Gil gets involved!
Anyway, Gil is back and, as always, he’s got another “deal” for us. What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? Well, this time around he’s trying to sell us literal Heaven on Earth!
So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if this deal is worth the donuts or if you should take a hard pass…
So when you first get into Springfield (well after you’ve launched the event stuff…of course) you’ll see Gil waving his arms around…just begging you to tap on him…
If you tap on him you’ll see…
Gil: Oh boy, did you see they’re bringing heaven here to Springfield? This is gotta be the best shot ol’ Gil’s ever had at gettin’ through those pearly gates. The tithing sure isn’t going to do it, no sir. 10% of nothin’ is still a whole lotta nothin’. Plus Baby Jesus won’t return any of my calls. Whaddya say? Help ol’ Gil slip into the afterlife unnoticed?
At which point you’ll see his latest gimmick…
If you refuse…
Gil: Aww, c’mon. I don’t even need to go straight to seventh heaven. Just the first or second will do ol’ Gil just fine.
If you accept…
Gil: Heaven on earth, folks! Here we go, gonna take a dip in the holy waters. No need to get my shower at the YMCA today, no sir. I’ll be in and out before you know it.
Now real quick…if you refuse the offer will go back in the store. It will be there…
This Deal Ends January 13th (when the event ends)
And now for the part, you’ve all been waiting for…the Should I Buy…
Donut Cost: 175 Donuts
Earns: 4.5% Bonus on all cash and XP
Conform-O-Meter: Obedience +10
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
WDTCF:“Thank God It’s Doomsday” S16, E19
This Deal Ends January 13th
-Comes with a questline
-Fun animated tasks.
-Will NOT help with the event. (ie does not earn event currency)
-Has visual tasks in Heaven
What Did I D0?:
I picked it up. Sure he doesn’t help with event currency, but, it’s still a fun character. It’s a decent price for a Gil deal, and Andre is voiced! Not too shabby…
Andre’s Permanent Tasks:
|Drop In On God for a Surprise Visit||1hr||$105, 26xp||Modern Mansion/Mountain Lodge/Classic Mansion/Private Island/Deluxe Condo/Exclusive Resort/Brown House|
|Take a Heavenly Dip||4hrs||$260, 70xp||Outside/Visual at Heaven|
|Try to Get Back to Heaven||8hrs||$420, 105||Outside/Visual|
|Play Marco Polo||12hrs||$600, 150xp||Heaven|
|Catch Up With Old Friends in Hell||24hrs||$1,000, 225xp||Stairway to Hell/Hell Moe’s/Various Hell Locations/Brown House|
And here’s the Turbo Tappin’ Version of the questline…
Heaven Forbidden Pt. 1
Make Andre Try to Get Back to Heaven- 8hrs
Make Lindsey Naegle Refill Her Mace- 4hrs
Heaven Forbidden Pt. 2
Make Andre Pretend to Shop for Toothbrushes in Hell – 4hrs
Make Demon Moe Introduce Andre to His Toothbrush Guy- 4hrs
Heaven Forbidden Pt. 3
Make Andre Buy Explosives- 2hrs
Make God Call Jesus to Complain About Andre- 2hrs
Heaven Forbidden Pt. 4
Make Bart Show Andre the Way to Heaven- 3hrs
Make Milhouse Show Off His Nails- 3hrs
Make Andre Totally Forget About the Hell Portal- 3hrs
Heaven Forbidden Pt. 5
Make Andre Take a Heavenly Dip- 4hrs
Make Jesus Relax by the Pool- 4hrs
What are your thoughts on Andre and Heaven? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
And finally, because I know a lot of you like to know these things…