Cirque du Springfield Act 2 Premium Dialogue: Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The circus has arrived in Springfield!  Well…three of them have arrived!  Looking for a freak show? The Burnsum and Bailey Circus is here! Traditional circus?  Ding-A-Ling Bros at your service!  Feeling fancy? Then Cirque de Puree is for you.  But which one will rein supreme?  It’s up to you to find out in the latest event in TSTO…Cirque du Springfield!

Act 2 of this circus event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event.  The Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for the Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster, here’s the full dialogue for Cotton Candy Caper…

More details on the Ringmaster can be found here

Cotton Candy Caper Pt. 1
Ding A Ling Ringmaster starts

Ding A Ling Ringmaster: What do you mean we don’t have enough money to keep paying everyone? Our circus is killing it right now.
Scuzzo The Clown: We’re only killing it with medical bills. Our performers are constantly getting injured. We need to stop the bleeding…literally. I don’t know how much longer we’ll be able to keep the tent open at this rate.
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: Fine. I’ll just do what we’ve always done when we need to make a buck.
Scuzzo The Clown: Pickpocketing the crowds again?
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: What? No, I’m going to hock circus equipment at the local pawn shop.
Make Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Visit a Pawn Shop – 4hrs
Make Scuzzo the Clown Pickpocket Customers Anyway – 4hrs

Cotton Candy Caper Pt. 2
Ding A Ling Ringmaster starts

Ding A Ling Ringmaster: And this is our sturdiest elephant stand. It holds up to seven elephants! Eight if they’re on a diet.
Raphael: We’re full up on elephant stands.
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: How ‘bout I sweeten the deal and throw in a collection of top hats?
Raphael: Pass. Nobody’s dressing up like ringmasters or Abraham Lincoln ‘round here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have another customer.
Gil: I’m here about the “Now Hiring” sign out front?
Raphael: Gil, we’re only hiring because we just fired you.
Gil: Which means I’m already familiar with the job.
Raphael: Get outta here!
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: Say, Gil, how would you like to work at the circus?!
Gil: Ha-cha-cha! The circus would be a dream gig!
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: Consider yourself hired. Now how many tigers can you tame at once?
Gil: I’ll never know until I try. Learn by doing, that’s my game.
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: At least you’ll be cheaper than tiger food.
Gil: I’ll take that as a compliment!
Make Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Promote the Circus – 4hrs

Cotton Candy Caper Pt. 3
Ding A Ling Ringmaster starts

Gil: Are you sure it’s safe to juggle three flaming swords without any training?
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: Of course. It’s four flaming swords that get tricky. Now, just sign your contract.
Gil: Let me put an eyeball on this…”Ding-A-Ling Circus is not liable for any injuries I sustain while performing.”
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: Not to distract you but did I mention that all employees get unlimited cotton candy?
Gil: For real?! Hot diggity! Breakfast, lunch and dinner! Where do I sign?
Make Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Bribe Gil With Cotton Candy- 4hrs
Scuzzo The Clown: Who’s the new guy?
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: Name’s Gil. He’s our new fire-sword juggler, tiger tamer and anything else that looks dangerous.
Scuzzo The Clown: Okay, but how are we gonna cover all the medical bills he’s gonna have?
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: Gil just signed away his workers’ comp rights for cotton candy.
Gil: *on stage* Evenin’, folks. Keep your eyes on the spinning fire swords! Eaagghh! My eye!
Scuzzo The Clown: I’ll get the first aid kit.
Ding A Ling Ringmaster: I sold that. Just bring him some cotton candy.

And that’s it my friends, Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster’s premium dialogue!

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