The following post was submitted by one of our Addicts Regulars..Totbox. Perhaps you’ve seen Tot in the comments a time or two ;)…
Hello to all the kwyjibos out there.
I must confess, I know very little about the Chinese cultural traditions regarding the zodiac signs and the up coming Chinese New Year (which starts February 8th and ends January 27th 2017) but I do know I was born when it was the year of the monkey before and thus I’m strangely excited about it’s return.
Unlike George Taylor, I like every Ape I see; from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee. Out of all the Animals in the Kingdom I find Monkeys to be the most relatable (maybe even literally) :p I like them as a multitude, perhaps in a single barrel. I even like them as a single one throwing barrels.
Before you try to explain to me that Apes and Gorillas aren’t technically Monkeys. I guess I should have pre-warned you that I don’t really care, I’m not a zoologist. I’m writing this for your enjoyment, relax, enjoy and stop interrupting me :p
Now if you want to hear more jokes and observations regarding all this monkey business click “continue reading”. But first, a joke.
Do you know how to open a monastery door? Continue reading