Sometimes TSTO gives us humorous little moments when we capture our characters doing rather strange things. These posts are all about those strange and funny moments! Twice a week we’ll be posting a Caption This! moment where we want you, the Addicts readers, to put on your writing caps and come up with what you think is happening in the screenshot. Post your captions in the comments below. We can’t wait to see how creative and funny you guys can be!
Hey Addicts… Caption This!
This week’s Caption This is brought to us by DarthTern….
So go ahead and caption away!
If you’ve got an image you’d like to submit for a “Caption this!” post, email it to us at TSTOAddictsblog@gmail.com you never know when yours might be next!
Louie and Legs complained to their work psychologist that work stress was highest when their boss wanted to orchestrate things, “he can’t play for s*** we always end up wanting to kill people because it’s driving us nuts”
“Let’s see if he can listen to the music underwater… muahahahah!” *insert evil scientist meme*
Let’s see if he can listen to the music underwater! *insert evil scientist meme*
The mob running new waterboarding techniques under the next administration.
A mobster’s 2 favourite sounds; a violin, and “glug cough splutter”
“Fear is the mind killer.” And if you snatch your hand out before you find my watch, I will kill you!
Wise guy Gom Jabbar.
“so, now what did you do with that golden fiddle?”
Frankie’s swan song.
Under the sea!
Under the sea!
Darlin’ it’s better,
Down where it’s wetter,
Take it from me!
Up on the shore they work all day,
Out in the sun, they slave away!
While we devotin’,
Full time to floatin’,
Under the sea!
“Let me play you the song of our people while you’re drowning”
“And now we’ll pay tribute to Frankie”
Squealer’s last moments
You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we’re serious… you have 12 hours.
Mafia baptism
Who do I talk to when I havent been getting all my payouts for the furniture store etc.
EA. EA are the creators of the game and handle bugs.
“Gentlemen, it has been an honor slaying with you.”
Fat Tony playing Metric’s “Breathing Underwater”
Fat Tony: let me play you a song on the world’s smallest violin.
Legs: hey boss, that looks like a regular sized violin.
Fat Tony: shut up, Louie!
Louie: I’m Louie, he’s Legs!
Fat Tony: even I can’t tell you twos apart. Now shut up the both of yous!
They’re killing him softly…
Baptising Mafia style
“Keep playin’ boss, he’ll sing eventually.”
As beautiful as it is, Fat Tony’s violin rendition of ”Go Into The Water” by Dethklok is still only meant to be heard by the fishes.
Bobbing for Apple’s has a whole new level.
See, I told you! If you open the keg of cereal from the bottom, all of the prizes are on top.
Composing “Head Underwater” by Jenny Lewis.
Apple bobbing to Tchaikovsky’s violin concerto in D major
🍏 🎻🎶
😃 🇬🇧
(that was rubbish)
Handel ‘s “water music” takes on a whole new meaning for the squealer. 😉
Louie: Legs, he’s not cooperating. He won’t gurlge in rythym with Fat Tony.
“Squealing Two Ways”
“Mafia Business”