Tapped Out Event Walkthroughs: Superhero Sequel Freemium Characters

Special Shout Out and thanks to Safi for helping pull a few of these for me AND for reminding me to post full dialogue again.  I’ve gottten so busy since Riley was born I had forgotten to go back when events were over and post the full dialogue for those that missed it! So thanks for the reminder Safi! 

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The 2016 Superhero Sequel Event brought us loads of new characters and new costumes for our pre-existing characters in Springfield!

While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ version of each questline up for each character for a while now (check out the event page for character details), we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all the dialogue and jokes of the freemium characters who participated in the event and of the new costumes we earned in the event. So if you missed any of the dialogue during the event, or you’re just curious what one of the characters had to say that you didn’t unlock…we’ve got it all here for you!

So let’s get started with the complete dialogue walkthroughs for all of the freemium characters that hit our game during the event…

Cyborg Snake

Arms Escalation Pt. 1
Auto start

Cyborg Snake: These new cyborg upgrades are righteous! Time travel is supposed to leave you naked, but even in the buff I’m totally badass now! Charlton Heston brought his watch back to ancient Egypt. I bring heavy ordinance to Springfield!
Build Springfield Penitentiary
Make Snake Be a Menace to Society- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Arms Escalation Pt. 2
Cyborg Snake starts

Cyborg Snake: Nothing gets the servo fluids flowing like over-the-top automatic high-tech weapons fire! *click* *click* *click* *click* Huh? Out of bullets?! Bogus! Now where can I find 500 round clips of .90 caliber ammo?
Make Snake Search for New Ammunition- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

Arms Escalation Pt. 3
Cyborg Snake starts

Cyborg Snake: Major bummer. Cyborg ammo is totally expensive! Gotta drum up some cash to put the blast back into my boom-fists. Attention, Kwik-E-Mart shoppers… There’s about to be a huge clean up on aisles one through… everything.
Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Apu: *BOOM* Out of my store, you evil cyborg! I’ve seen the Exterminator movie! I know of your plans for our future and will feel no remorse in blasting you back to the factory where you were born.
Cyborg Snake: Whoa, dude! Take a chill, these things aren’t even loaded. You’ve totally messed up my sleek, futuristic chassis!
Apu: It will be messed up more! We’re having a half-price sale on shotgun shells. So affordable, I can keep this up all week!

Arms Escalation Pt. 4
Cyborg Snake starts

Cyborg Snake: Oh, man, that Kwik-E-Mart merchant totally gutted my grill. I hope I grabbed enough cash to cover repairs.
Make Snake Go in for Repairs- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

Arms Escalation Pt. 5
Cyborg Snake starts

Cyborg Snake: My bodywork is back to brand new and I even scored some sweet detailing! From now on, I’m keeping my chrome polished.
Make Snake Prepare Lunch- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

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Old King Coal

Total Recoal Pt. 1
Old King Coal starts

Old King Coal: The King of all villains is back, baby!
Milhouse: Villain? Isn’t coal what Santa gives to bad children?
Bart: Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump!
Nelson: Haw Haw!
Old King Coal: Lump?! I’ll give you lump!!
Make Old King Coal Blow Coal- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Bart: *cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by?
Old King Coal: Diesel?! Diesel isn’t coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources!

Total Recoal Pt. 2
Old King Coal starts

Old King Coal: I’m worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift.
Lisa: Most people don’t actually use coal in their daily lives anymore.
Old King Coal: Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again!
Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Old King Coal: By decree of the King, you shall all use coal!
Lisa: No one has to do as you say. We’re a democracy here, Old King Coal.
Mayor Quimby: King Quimby might have something to say about that!

Total Recoal Pt. 3
Old King Coal starts

Old King Coal: If you refuse my coal then I’ll teach you just how badass coal really is. When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels!
Bart: TMI!
Old King Coal: Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets.
Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

Total Recoal Pt. 4
Skinner starts

Skinner: This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal. Why don’t you bring your smoke and coal show to the school.
Old King Coal: Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is.
Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Youngsters Listen Intently- x4. 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp Freemium and $105, 26xp premium
Old King Coal: … so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2. Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear.
Milhouse: Wow! Coal is so hot, it’s cool!
Lisa: You’re a good teacher King Coal!
Ralph: I love black rocks!

Total Recoal Pt. 5
Old King Coal starts

Old King Coal: I don’t want people to love me. I’m a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am. The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them!
Make Old King Coal Blow Coal- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

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Clobber Girl

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1
Bart starts

Bart: Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back! How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me?
Clobber Girl: No Bart! Super strength doesn’t mean one has to use it for violence. I will show people that problems can be solved without violence.
Homer: Like opening this pickle jar for me?
Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar- 6s, Earns $35, 1xp
Homer: Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists.
Clobber Girl: Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be.

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2
Apu starts

Apu: Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me?
Clobber Girl: That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power.
Snake: Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one.
Apu: Clobber Girl! Do Something!
Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Apu: Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake.
Clobber Girl: Gahh! I did it again. I just can’t help being too violent. It’s just such a quick and easy way to solve problems. I need to be better than this, no more violence!

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3
Milhouse starts

Milhouse: Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight!
Clobber Girl: I’ll help, but not with my super strength. I’ll save the day with my words.
Bart: I’m tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus!
Nelson: That’s it Simpson! I’ll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars!
Clobber Girl: Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence.
Nelson: Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart’s gonna be my punching bag forever!
Bart: Owwww.
Clobber Girl: Enough!
Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Milhouse: You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you’ve got me sweating!
Clobber Girl: Milhouse, I already feel super bad.
Milhouse: What do you mean? That was super cool!

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4
Clobber Girl starts

Clobber Girl: Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn’t use violence but it’s all I’ve done! I’m such a bad person.
Marge: You’re not a bad person, you’re my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you’ve done! You’ve fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds. Just because violence is bad, doesn’t make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds.
Clobber Girl: Thanks, Mom.
Marge: Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa!
Make Clobber Girl Chill Out- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

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Stretch Dude

Twist of Fate Pt. 1
Stretch Dude starts

Stretch Dude: Hey Milhouse, with my stretch powers back, it’s time to PULL some pranks!
Milhouse: Oooh, you could slap Nelson from across the room!
Stretch Dude: Nelson is small potatoes, especially when I’ve got a big dumb russet in Skinner.
Make Stretch Dude Bart Prank Skinner- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Skinner: Who wrote “Skinner smells like re-refried beans coming out of a donkey’s butt?” Bart, I know you got your stretch powers back. Do you really want to use them on such a weak target? And yes, by “weak” I realize I’m talking about myself.

Twist of Fate Pt. 2
Stretch Dude starts

Stretch Dude: You know what Milhouse, Skinner has inspired me to do more with my powers. Stretching to snag drumsticks from Homer and fooling friends with shoulder taps is beneath me.
Milhouse: Hold that thought. Someone’s tapping my shoulder… maybe a new friend!
Stretch Dude: Sorry, old habit… but starting now, I promise to use my powers to make money!
Make Stretch Dude Bart Create a Superpower Business- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

Twist of Fate Pt. 3
Stretch Dude starts

Stretch Dude: Are you lacking a ladder? Do you need a human bridge, umbrella, or parachute? Hire Stretch Dude now!
Ned Flanders: Oh Stretch diddly-Dude, I could make use of your powers! I can’t reach Rod and Todd’s new curtain rod. Think you could hold it high for this neighbourly guy?
Stretch Dude: That’ll be fifty bucks!
Make Stretch Dude Bart Install a Curtain Rod- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Ned Flanders: What a wonderful job! The curtain rod’s on the level and so are you, Stretch Dude! I’m gonna spread the good word about your good work!
Stretch Dude: Glad I could unburden some of your wallet weight, sir!

Twist of Fate Pt. 4
Rev. Lovejoy starts

Rev. Lovejoy: Stretch Dude! I need you to help us install more ornate stained glass into the church ceiling!
Mr. Burns: I think your stretchy powers could make for a great radiation catcher at the reactor.
Marge: Bart! You have non-superhero chores to do at home!
Stretch Dude: Arrgh! Enough! I can only stretch in 5, maybe 6 directions! That’s it. My prices have doubled. Mom, I’ll give you the family discount.
Make Stretch Dude Bart Provide Stretchy Services- x3. 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

Twist of Fate Pt. 5
Apu starts

Apu: Since Stretch Dude Inc. went into business I haven’t sold a single ladder. Yes, Kwik-E-Mart sells ladders! Stretch Dude Inc. must be stopped, for the sake of me and my eight children!
Make Apu Confront Stretch Dude, Inc.-24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Apu: Stretch Dude, you are stretching my patience. Please stop your fantastic elastic business.
Stretch Dude: Nothing a little money can’t fix. You can pay me to stop stretching… for a hefty sum of course.
Apu: My business will surely rebound! Thanks to the corporate bribery that I have grown accustomed to.

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Bouncing Battle Baby

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 1
Mayor Quimby starts

Mayor Quimby: Gahh, there’s mice in the city hall vents! Catching mice falls under the Police Department’s auspices.
Chief Wiggum: No cop under my command could possibly fit in those vents, let alone someone with my curves. How about a baby?
Mayor Quimby: You monster! The City can’t just go around employing babies willy-nilly.
Bouncing Battle Baby: *suck suck*
Mayor Quimby: Er, well I suppose there is one right there. Perhaps it couldn’t hurt to er, try.
Make Bouncing Battle Baby Clean Out the Vents– 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 2
Cletus starts

Cletus: Say blue-haired Marge, could weez Spucklers borrow that there bouncing super baby of yours? Weez makin’ moonshine and needz the trail to the still tamped down.
Marge: I don’t approve of moonshine but as long as Maggie’s compensated fairly… I’ll allow her butt to help.
Make Bouncing Battle Baby Butt Slam– 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Marge: Maggie you’re back, how was working at Cletus’s Farm?
Bouncing Battle Baby: *suck*
Marge: And what did he pay you? A jug of moonshine?! I lend my baby out to hill people and this is what you get?!

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 3
Comic Book Guy starts

Comic Book Guy: Hello, Marge. I’m told you manage Springfield’s newest superhero, Bouncing Battle Baby. I kindly request her presence at a book signing at the Android’s Dungeon.
Marge: Only if you pay her! Cletus paid her in moonshine!
Comic Book Guy: No worries ma’am. I only pay in common currency!
Make Bouncing Battle Baby Squiggle Autographs– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Marge: Maggie you’re back, how was signing books at Android’s Dungeon?
Bouncing Battle Baby: *suck *
Marge: And what did he pay you? An Archie comic?! The lowest of the low! People are too willing to take advantage.

Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 4
Moe starts

Moe: Hi ya Midge! I could use your help. I’ve got this bowling tournament… and my ball’s in the shop… if I don’t bowl they’ll kick me out of the league. Now Bouncing Battle Baby there, she’s about the size of a bowling ball. I’m just sayin’…
Marge: No way Moe! People keep using Maggie for personal gains. That’s not what superheroes are supposed to do! No more borrowing Bouncing Battle Baby! She’ll do what she wants from now on.
Make Bouncing Battle Baby Bounce Around– 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

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Charcoal Briquette

Charcoal Chef Pt. 1
Homer starts

Homer: Another barbecue at Ned’s and I’m not invited! He mangles my moustache!… if I had a moustache!
Charcoal Briquette: Do you want me to flambé this Flanders?
Homer: Don’t burn Flanders. Burn his food. It’s my experience, when you destroy a man’s food, you destroy a man’s heart.
Make Charcoal Briquette Burn Food at the BBQ- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Charcoal Briquette: Muahaha, now all your food is better for charcoal zan for eating.
Kent Brockman: I’m not so sure, Ms. Briquette. My steak is looking pretty delicious! Mmmm… Breaking news… it is delicious!

Charcoal Chef Pt. 2
Kent Brockman starts

Kent Brockman: Ms. Briquette, you must enter Channel 6’s new cooking competition – “Sizzlin’ in Springfield!” You could cook up some wonderful prizes.
Charcoal Briquette: I would not know how to cook za prizes. Maybe seared or sautéed?
Kent Brockman: The prize for winning “Sizzlin’ in Springfield” is the prestige you’d reap across the country, namely here and other Springfields.
Charcoal Briquette: Keep talking…
Make Kent Brockman Persuade Charcoal Briquette- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

Charcoal Chef Pt. 3
Kent Brockman starts

Kent Brockman: Welcome to “Sizzlin’ in Springfield!” Channel 6’s own copycat cooking competition show. Today we have the beautiful femme fatale Charcoal Briquette! Her super villain powers give her a very interesting cooking technique! Show the audience your stuff, Briquette!
Charcoal Briquette: My stuff?! Ave you tricked me onto one of zeez kinds of shows! Mais quel pervert!
Make Charcoal Briquette Shoot Flames at Kent Brockman- 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp
Kent Brockman: Wow! You missed me, Ms. Briquette but let’s try this Crème you Brûlée’d instead. Mmmm, oh my, what great caramelization, you’ve torched this perfectly Ms. Briquette! I must declare Charcoal Briquette tonight’s top chef! She is surely Sizzlin’ in Springfield!

Charcoal Chef Pt. 4
Charcoal Briquette starts

Charcoal Briquette: Ze fame of “Sizzlin’ in Springfield” az reminded me of why I got into villainy in ze first place, ze infamy! When I became a villain I vowed zat everyone would know ze name Charcoal Briquette as more zan just a nice piece of ash. Now I av my chance to do just zat.
Make Charcoal Briquette Flame On- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Homer: Mmm what a fantastically flamed burger!
Cletus: This is the best braised possum I’ve ever sunk me rotten teeth into.
Apu: You’ve brought my already burnt hot dogs back to life, Ms. Briquette.
Charcoal Briquette: Oh merci, merci.

Charcoal Chef Pt. 5
Charcoal Briquette starts

Charcoal Briquette: Ah, I am ze best cuisinière, everyone in Springfield knows my name.
Kent Brockman: Charcoal, would you please make me one of those steaks you made the first time I met you? Tonight’s top story: nothing I’ve tasted since could come close to that perfection.
Make Charcoal Briquette Medium Rare- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Kent Brockman: This steak is a brick! It’s scorched to oblivion! All this fame has taken a simmering woman and made her into a boiling hot head! ‘m going to have to close the lid on your reign as Springfield’s Top Chef.

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Dr. Crab

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 1

Dr. Crab starts

Dr. Crab: Looks like I am stuck in zis horrid town I never realized that being a crab would create so much attention. Perhaps it iz time to return to looking like ze human, and rediscover Dr. Vladmir Krabokov. But zhat will require access to ze uranium, I must find a way to into ze nuclear plant.
Make Dr. Crab Study Nuclear Plant Workers– 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Dr. Crab: I have located ze stupid one. Now to put my plan into action.

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 2
Dr. Crab starts

Dr. Crab: Hello, I am–
Homer: — Ooo a talking crab! Either I’ve fallen asleep in cioppino or the plant’s got a new mascot!
Dr. Crab: — um yes! I am ze new nuclear plant mascot! Please take me into ze plant so I may do my crazy moves for za verkers.
Homer: Wait a minute, bub… first I want a hug!
Make Homer Compromise Power Plant Security– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Dr. Crab Mascot the Power Plant Workers– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Dr. Crab Steal Uranium– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Lenny: Wow that mascot was great!
Carl: I never knew a dancing, singing crab was what I needed to make me feel better about my job and my life!
Lenny: Hey, anybody see some uranium laying around?
Carl: Nope, none today.

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 3
Dr. Crab starts

Dr. Crab: Hmm, ze workers really seem to like ze mascot act. I shall use it as my cover in ze Kwik-Ze-Mart to get ze final parts zhat I need. Just need one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos. Ze cheesies are for me, zhey are so tasty.
Make Dr. Crab Steal Machine Parts– 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Apu: Hey! Where are you going with my stuff, crab person!
Dr. Crab: Oh me? I am not taking ze stuff, I am mascot here to cheer you on!

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 4
Apu starts

Apu: Ooo, Kwik-E-Mart Corp’s very own mascot! Wait, is this going to cost me?
Dr. Crab: All I ask is one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos.
Apu: Deal!
Make Dr. Crab Crab Dance– 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Apu: Oh how fun! What was your name Mr. Mascot?
Dr. Crab: My name iz Dr. Crab.
Apu: What a fantastically fun mascot name. May I ask, is there a Nurse Crayfish?

Fishing For Compliments Pt. 5
Dr. Crab starts

Dr. Crab: Hmm, it seems as zough people really like having a crab person valking around. Maybe I should stay as ze crab and not become ze human again. Human is zo boring. As Dr. Crab I can live my life plotting vays to kill Radioactive Man.
Make Dr. Crab Build a Death Ray– 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

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And there you have it my friends…all the fun of the Freemium characters and costumes of the Superhero Sequel Event!

Did you enjoy rereading all the dialogue from the Freemium?  Were there any parts you missed?  Any jokes you didn’t catch the first time around?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!