Hey Addicts, Caption This!

Sometimes TSTO gives us humorous little moments when we capture our characters doing rather strange things.  These posts are all about those strange and funny moments!

When we can, we’ll be posting a Caption This! moment where we want you, the Addicts readers, to put on your writing caps and come up with what you think is happening in the screenshot. Post your captions in the comments below. We can’t wait to see how creative and funny you guys can be!

Hey Addicts… Caption This!
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So go ahead and caption away!

If you’ve got an image you’d like to submit for a “Caption this!” post, email it to us at TSTOAddictsblog@gmail.com you never know when yours might be next!

26 responses to “Hey Addicts, Caption This!

  1. perfect!!!

  2. Arrrrr, now that be what I call Pirate Booty!

  3. So………. can we pet her with our hook?

  4. Ok I brought my tools which half do you want?

  5. I dunno Captain…I read somewhere that they’re really somethin called a “Manatee”…but I don’t see anythin like a man, and she sure ain’t wearin no tee…

  6. Arrrrrrrrrrgh … me wooden leg!

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  8. Tracy - 1ltwoody920

    Do those fins go all the way up?

  9. Sea Captain: Sign says do not…

    Blackbeard: Aye, but look at the tail on that

  10. 1. Censored
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  11. Fry: Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid with fish part on top, and lady part on bottom?

  12. Does petting count as objectifying?

  13. Argggh, she fell for it, hook line and sinker!

  14. Aarrrhh, dat I’ll put lead in your canon balls, me harty!

  15. This is an interesting mermaid swashbucker

  16. July 12 th update , It’s no longer possible to obtain more than 1000 Donuts at a time in a single sync of the game, limiting the harvest of bonus donuts from Kwik-E-Mart, Bloodmobiles, etc. farming. ,,,,,why !!!???

    • First world problems. Lol!

    • Does “sync” mean the same thing to you as it does to me? I sync my game every day…I do a hard close every night to clear the cache. When I open my iPad (and the game) in the morning, it syncs.

      So…can’t you harvest KEMs (up to 1000 donuts), stop harvesting (don’t tap any more completed builds), hard close, sync on opening and continue to harvest? Or for Rat Trap Trucks, build them in sets of 200-300 between syncs? Is there something that I’m not seeing?

    • What I read is a little different than a sync. Other peoples think after some test that it is a limit of 1000 donuts earn in a day rather than sync. Donuts spent still count in that limit. What it not sure yet is how they count that limit if it is a 24 hours periods or based on a time like the server time that start the day at the same time every day. I am far from there, The most I earned Is around 75 donuts in a day

      • I personally don’t ever farm 1000 donuts in a day, but I think some players save up multi millions of in-game cash and then farm all at once for thousands of donuts. They would now have to break up their farming sessions and collect over a couple of days.

        I don’t ever do more than 10 Rat Trap Trucks at a time now…I’ve gotten dumped from the game at least 5 times in the last few months while collecting XP, and lost the rest of my donuts when I signed back on. When my donuts loss finally got to over 100 (and EA was no help when I got dumped while farming) I stopped doing large amounts of Trucks at one time. Now if I get dumped, I won’t lose more than 20-30 donuts…still a pain, but not as painful as 100.

    • I have a pretty heavy KEM-farming operation going, harvesting 165 of them at a time, with a 2100% bonus. That’s somewhere around 40 bonut rounds per harvest, yielding something over 100 donuts. And it’s a *chore*, taking at least 5 minutes, if I’m concentrating on it 100%, and more like 10 minutes on average, just to get through the bonut rounds. So are you really saying you’re spending 10 times that much time — at least 1 solid hour — to try to collect over 1000 donuts in one shot? Maybe taking a break to re-sync your game (which is as simple as going to Friends mode and back) is a good idea…

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