Ho Ho Ho Holiday Tappers!
Bust out the tinsel and be sure to hang those stockings by the chimney with care because Christmas time is in the air! That’s right my friends, Christmas (and snow, lots and lots of snow) has hit our pocket-sized towns!
This year EA is trying something different, as I’ve laid out in this post, in that Christmas 2018 consists of multi-events. Basically, the Simpson family will host four stories to be told over the course of December with a new story releasing each week. As we’re taken through each story a series of prizes are released to correspond with the theme of the story. For Week 1, Act 1, we’re following a Pageant tale by Lisa, and the prizes we unlock all fit into the Pageant theme.
So let’s take a look at the third prize this week, Angel Lisa. A full character for Springfield…
Angel Lisa is a FULL character for Springfield, not a costume for Lisa, and is part of the A Simpsons Christmas Special Character Collection:
How You Unlock it:
‘Twas the Pageant Before Christmas Pt. 3
Make Lisa Ride the Carousel- 8hrs
Make Ralph Ride the Carousel- 8hrs
Make Milhouse Ride the Carousel- 8hrs
Make Homer Ride the Carousel- 8hrs
Collect Programs- x300.
Make sure you complete ALL parts of this questline to unlock Angel Lisa. You may have to scroll up in the prize box to find them all. Seeing some of you say you can’t get Angel Lisa, despite completing the tasks. This is likely a result of missing one of the required tasks. Lisa, Ralph (if you have him), Milhouse AND Homer all need to ride the Carousel in order for you to earn the prize.
Once achieved you’ll unlock Angel Lisa:
Angel Lisa does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:
NOTE: Her questline will not unlock until you’ve completed the Act 1 questline (ie unlock all of the Act 1 prizes). After that, you’ll see her questline popup. It’s also through her questline that you’ll unlock all of her tasks. So a little patience is required 🙂
Angelic Fury Pt. 1
Angel Lisa starts
Angel Lisa: Greetings! I come to you from on high, with heavenly blessings and a message of hope for all true–
Homer: Next house over. You want Flanders, right?
Angel Lisa: Uh… right. 744 Evergreen Terrace?
Homer: This is 742.
Angel Lisa: Oh, my bad. Sorry about–
Homer: *slams door in angel’s face*
Angel Lisa: *walks next door* Ned Flanders?
Ned: *shrieks* *speaks in tongues* *faints* *wakes* *shrieks* *faints again*
Angel Lisa: Hoo boy.
Make Angel Lisa Try to Restore Order- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Flanders Speak in Tongues- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Ned: Forgive me, heavenly angel! I’m not worthy of this visit!
Angel Lisa: Oh, please. If anything, you’re overqualified. You could loosen up a bit, morally speaking, and still be a five-star candidate. Seriously, we’ve had to relax heavenly standards a ton these days. Take advantage. Live a little.
Ned: I’m getting lifestyle advice from one of the Lord’s own! *begins speaking in tongues*
Angel Lisa: *sigh* Know what? I’m gonna get a bite to eat while you settle down. See you in an hour.
Angelic Fury Pt. 2
Angel Lisa starts
Angel Lisa: We have a lot of work to do, Ned. You five by five?
Ned: *still speaking in tongues*
Angel Lisa: *sigh* I hate to do this, but you give me no choice. *slap*
Ned: I just had the best idea for a TV show. I call it, “Slapped by an Angel.”
Angel Lisa: Great. I’ll talk to the man upstairs about greasing the wheels with the network. Listen, I need you to tell me everything about the people of this town. Specifically, I need dirt.
Ned: I hate to be a Loose-Lipped Larry about my friends and neighbors, but if heaven wills it…
Make Angel Lisa Get the Dirt on Springfield- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Ned: Let me first say how much I love and respect my neighbors and all the good they bring into my life.
Angel Lisa: Uh huh. Get to the dirt.
Ned: I’ve always said it — there’s nowhere I’d rather be than Springfield!
Angel Lisa: Tell you what. I’m going to say some stuff, and if you disagree with any of it, raise your right hand. Springfield is chock full of the most selfish, thoughtless, bizarre, greedy, inconsiderate heathens around. They need a swift kick in the backside, every one. Right?
Ned: *remains perfectly motionless*
Angel Lisa: Gotcha.
Angelic Fury Pt. 3
Angel Lisa starts
Angel Lisa: Now that I have a more accurate picture of Springfield, I’m ready to dish out some custom-made proclamations.
Ned: Before you fly off, could I get a photo of you with the boys?
Angel Lisa: *sigh* Sure. Quick, though, okay? Time is short.
Ned: I never know whether to set the flash on “auto” or what. Let me think, let me think, let me think…
Angel Lisa: Know what? Angels can’t be photographed. I forgot to mention — we’re like vampires that way. So… see ya.
Make Angel Lisa Give Proclamations on High- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Angel Lisa: People of Springfield, harken to my words!
Lovejoy: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Any communiqués from above are supposed to go through me.
Angel Lisa: Yeah, well, I’m not exactly a Presbylutheran.
Lovejoy: Really? I always suspected we might not be the true faith. Too laissez-faire. Not enough damnation and holy vengeance. Okay, so what church ARE you from?
Angel Lisa: I am from no one faith. Yet I represent them all. For all is one in God’s eyes.
Lovejoy: *fake sneeze* Cop out!
Angel Lisa: What did you say?
Lovejoy: Nothing. *whistles innocently*
Angel Lisa: Please, just listen! They’ll be time for questions and comments after I finish proclaiming.
Homer: What’s happening here? Is this some church thing? I gave last month.
Angel Lisa: I’m not asking for money.
Homer: Good. Because I don’t have any on me.
Angel Lisa: You have forty-eight dollars in your wallet. But that’s not important. Will you people just listen for five minutes, please?
Angelic Fury Pt. 4
Angel Lisa starts
Angel Lisa: Hear my words! “God grant me the serenity to–”
Homer: If we’re asking God for ANYTHING, I think number one should be turning every drop of water in town into wine.
Ned: *laughs uneasily* Homer, that’s a thing that Jesus does. They’re different people, you know.
Moe: Plus, if we had no water, I think we’d die, right?
Homer: Yeah, but what a way to go!
Angel Lisa: Can we get serious, for a moment. PLEASE?!
Homer: It’s just a thought. I have a TON of great ways to put God to work around here. For example…
Make Angel Lisa Offer Up a Prayer for Patience- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Angel Lisa: *exhales deeply* Those meditation classes the apostles recommended really help with my anger management. Now then–
Homer: If God really is all powerful, then how come vegetables don’t taste like meat?
Ned: Homer, we don’t question the will of–
Homer: Either make them good-tasting, or give us taste buds that THINK they’re good-tasting. There. I’ve given Him two easy outs. Take your pick, God. I’m waiting…
Angelic Fury Pt. 5
Angel Lisa starts
Angel Lisa: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know how desperately most people wish an angel would appear before them? Just so they could KNOW what to believe, instead of having to rely on faith? Do you know how lucky you are?
Homer: WE’LL BE LUCKY WHEN VEGETABLES TASTE LIKE ICE CREAM. NOT BEFORE!
Angel Lisa: That does it!
Make Angel Lisa Deliver Divine Judgment- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Angel Lisa: *exhales deeply* I feel much better. A little smiting really brightens the day.
Ned: *rolling on the ground speaking in tongues*
Homer: *in a state of shock*
Angel Lisa: *snaps fingers* Come on you two, that wasn’t even me at my worst. *sighs* Oh forget it. I’ll just tell the man upstairs that everyone was too busy with church and charity to hear anything I said.
And finally, here’s a look at her tasks…
Angel Lisa’s Permanent Tasks:
|Find Inner Peace Through Napping||1hr||$70, 17xp||Springfield Houses of Worship/Brown House|
|Give Proclamations on High||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Outside/Visual|
|Ring Bells||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Various Homes in Springfield|
|Deliver Divine Judgment||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Outside/Visual|
|Inspire Great Works of Art||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Springfield Elementary/Brown House|
Also has 30m task at Ice Cream Truck, 2hr task at Big T Theater, and 8hr task at Big Bug House
And that’s it my friends, the details on the third Christmas 2018 week 1 prize!
Up next? The Christmas Stands and Pageant Stage
Thoughts on the Angel Lisa? Her questline? Tasks? Have you unlocked her yet? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!