Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
2019 is in full swing and we’re in the midst of our first new update of the year! The Not Yet Spring Cleaning mini-event brings a new prize track to Springfield, one full of buildings and a new character! For ease I thought I’d break the prizes down into two posts, one for the buildings and one just for Alice Glick and her animated task.
Remember, this event is designed to follow a series of tasks via the questline to unlock prizes. For each of the parts of the Mystery of the Brown House questline, you’ll have to earn via various character tasks in order to unlock the prize for that part.
So let’s take a look at Alice Glick and her animated task, the 3rd and 5th prize of this mini-event…
The Third prize is a brand new character for Springfield…Alice Glick:
And of course, you’re all wondering, what happens to Hot Flash? Hot Flash remains a separate character and not a costume for Alice.
How You Get it:
Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 3
Make Bart Undercut Lisa’s Big Moment- 4hrs
Collect Hard Candies- x350
Alice is a full character for Springfield…
Alice does come with her own questline, which you likely will not see until you’ve completed the mini-event questline (Mystery of the Brown House). Once that’s completed you’ll trigger Alice’s questline, A New Wrinkle on Dating. Here’s a look at Alice’s questline now:
A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 1
Alice Glick: Maybe I’ll give retirement home living a shot.
Old Jewish Man: It’s pretty nice. Plenty of room to shuffle around, and you get three squares a day. Although I prefer my squares rounded so I don’t cut my mouth.
Alice Glick: At least I’ll be the most spry person here.
Gil: Cha-cha-cha, this place is a dream! Even homier than the homeless center!
Alice Glick: What’s that whippersnapper doing here?! I’m supposed to be the ingenue, not him!
Make Ms. Glick Act Young- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 2
Jasper: My favorite part of this show is when it cuts to extremely loud commercials — it’s the only thing I can hear.
Alice Glick: What is this lame show, dude? I want to watch music videos on MTV, man!
Jasper: MTV hasn’t played music videos since before I got my beard plugs.
Alice Glick: Give me that remote — I’ll find them!
Make Ms. Glick Try to Watch Music Videos- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 3
Alice Glick: Ah, who am I kidding, I’m just an old crone. Try as I might, I’ll never be young. Guess I’ll just knit some socks. This is my life now.
Lisa: Whoa, are you crocheting?
Alice Glick: Go ahead, laugh at me. I deserve it for getting old.
Lisa: No, it’s cool! I saw it on Pinterest!
Alice Glick: Really? A young person like you thinks I’m cool?
Lisa: Well, I’m sort of an un-cool young person–
Alice Glick: A young person thinks I’m cool!
Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 4
Gil: Man, I was killing it in today’s Senior Water Aerobics class! Unfortunately, the slippery floor was killing it too. R.I.P. Mrs. Henderson.
Alice Glick: Pff, water aerobics? Give me a break.
Gil: You think you can out-youth me?
Alice Glick: It’s called being a hipster. You do all the things old people do — knit, use typewriters, listen to records — but you do it “ironically”. Here, have some gross old-timey candy… ironically.
Make Ms. Glick Hand Out Mints- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Lisa: Wow, since when did the nursing home get so cool?
Jasper: Now my gross old man beard is a hipster beard.
Old Jewish Man: I found an old film camera in my closet, so I’m super into photography now!
Alice Glick: This place is really hopping. I feel so young again! Now I need to find a boyfriend…
A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 5
Alice Glick:I thought with my newfound youth, dating would be much easier. But it’s so time-consuming going out and trying to get to know people to see if I like their personality.
Shauna: Personality? Dating nowadays is about making a snap judgement about someone after two seconds of looking at them.
Alice Glick: Are you talking about dating apps? No one in here has a cellphone, so I can’t “swipe right” on them.
Shauna: Most of them are in wheelchairs though. If you like the way they look, swipe their wheelchair to the right.
Alice Glick: And if I don’t, swipe it to the left and never think of them again!
Make Ms. Glick Swipe Right on Dates- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Alice Glick: Well, I instantly judged every guy in the nursing home, and I didn’t get to know any of them. I’m still alone, but I feel superior to everyone I rejected. Modern dating is great!
Once you’ve completed Alice’s Questline you’ll unlock any tasks for her that have not yet been unlocked. Here’s a look at Alice’s tasks…
Alice Glick’s Permanent Tasks:
|Hand Out Mints||1hr||$70, 17xp||Outside/Visual|
|Steal Bingo Cards||1hr||$70, 17xp||Retirement Castle|
|Play Tribute||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Original Brown House/Visual|
|Prepare for Ritual||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Alice Glick’s House|
|Have a Knitting Circle||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Act Young||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Retirement Castle|
|Organize Photo Album||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Alice Glick’s House|
The Fifth, and final, prize for this mini-event is the Knitting Circle Animation for Alice:
How You Get it:
Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 5
Make Ms. Glick Sacrafice Bart and Lisa- 4hrs
Collect Hard Candies- x300.
The knitting circle animation is an 8hr animated task for Alice and looks like this…
And that’s it my friends, the details on the Alice Glick prizes from the Not Yet Spring Cleaning prize track!
For now, what are your thoughts on Alice? Her animations? Questline? Thoughts about Hot Flash not being a costume for Alice? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!