Friday Filler – When Valentines Goes to the Dogs and Worse

I get it. Really, I do!  EA/Gracie have to stick to at least some semblance of storyline extracted from actual Simpson’s episodes.  But, man…this just took a nasty turn.

Even worse, when I went back to look at the full episode that this final portion of our Love Springfieldean Style (E12S19) event is based on, I was reminded just how much I hated it.

This episode is from the era of the Simpsons that almost destroyed the legacy of great writing that proceeded it.  Some would argue that the “Golden Era” ended after 10 years. But, I would argue that this past season has really been a return to clever, more personal stories that made the show great.

But, man…this episode…this “thing that defies description”…it really doesn’t cut it for me.

Don’t get me wrong…. I like a couple of the items we are getting for free this final chapter. But, the story behind it?  Not so much.

Let’s take a look…

The episode opens in a nice, fun, kinda sweet way, with Homer and Marge going through the Tunnel of Love (which we got years ago with Krustyland).

They end up smooching so much that Bart laments, “If they keep smooching like that, a stork will lay an angel egg inside of Mom, and then we will find a new brother or sister in the cabbage patch.”

His solution is to add jello to the water in the tunnel of love, thereby hijacking the love cruise, and forcing Homer to come up with some “love stories” to pass the time.

This is where things get ugly…

This episode was written by Don Payne, who died tragically of bone cancer at just 49. So, maybe there was a reason for his darkness?  But…holyfreakinshirt! This gets dark quickly.

Homer starts by telling the tale of two gangster lovers…Bonnie and Clyde.
In this version, Bonnie and Clyde get “sexed up” by shooting up buildings and people…and end up getting filled full of holes. Not a great chapter in American History.

This horrific “spoof” actually includes the line, “Cool…now we’re shooting the birds who are pecking at the bodies!” as the Quimby version of the sheriff pumps more than 100 rounds into our “romantic couple.”

I admit, that I was mildly traumatized by the movie version o f Bonnie and Clyde when it came out.  It was one of the most violent movies of its time (pretty tame by today’s standards), and the slow motion death scene was simply gut-wrenching.  They made us love the couple…played by Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway. I was in 7th grade at the time…one of the first times I had been allowed to go to theater with my friends. I fell in love with Faye…and then had to watch her twitch violently with every slug that hit her body.  Not cool.

Nothing says “I love you,” like a hundred rounds of death by Tommy Gun. So…no…not a fan of this chapter of the episode.

The next chapter Homer spins is an ugly version of “Lady and the Tramp,” that seems sweet…until the protagonists have to go on the run to escape the Dog Catcher and his Death Chamber.

I never liked the original movie…but, seeing “Goofy” from the Disney films thrown into the gas chamber was…well…anything but romantic.

Which brings us to the final chapter…a little re-telling of the story of “Sid and Nancy.”  In this case…Nancy (Lisa) is drawn to the bad girl side of life by the siren song of punk rock and Sid (Nelson).

So…true to form, this episode takes us on a journey of drug abuse (snorting chocolate) to finally trying to mend their ways, with a conversion to a “Donny and Marie” act that gets them thrown out of CBGB by CBG, who says, “That music doesn’t live up to what Punk stands for…which is nothing…”


Thankfully…unlike the REAL Sid and Nancy…there was no death in this story.

Of course, there is the purloining of the REAL CBGB by Comic Book Guy, who says it stands for Comic Book Guy’s Bar...when all real fans of Punk Rock, know that it stands for Country Blue Grass and Blues.

Country, Bluegrass, Blues and Other Music for Uplifting Gormandizers

I never made it to CBGB when it was still a going concern…but have been to the existing location.  But, more important, I remember fondly the acts that got their start there…including The Ramones, Talking Heads, Patti Smith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Police and Elvis Costello, just to name a few.

Read More Here

Fittingly…this episode ends with Homer, throwing out the trash into the alley behind CBGB, and saying, “Happy Valentines Day…and shut you gob.”  So…I like to imagine that the shreds of paper are Homer dispensing with this horrendously unromantic script. 

So…while I hate the episode…I am fine with many of the items, characters, and decorations we have won in this update.  I like the event, waaaaaaaaaaay more than I like the episode on which it was based.

I have added a lot of land and buildings to my Springfield, along with a very rough, and not-remotely-canon version of Shelbyville. But, I like it.  I would like it even more, if I hadn’t run into the ITEM LIMIT DEATH MESSAGE again.  I am sick of talking about it…and then waiting for a minor increase.  Don’t give us the land if we can’t fill it!!!!!!  But, I digress…

Anyway….
All of my “Skater trappings” have been installed next to my other “Kid World” buildings and decorations just south of my casino area. I like to imagine the people dropping off their kids, and then heading to the slots until dinnertime.

And, as no practice putting green shall be left un-expanded…and they have not given us golf holes again yet…I have created my own course (which needs a LOT of landscaping…but is hindered by the DAMNITEMLIMITS!!!).

I’m on the fence about the Dog Pound…as I know the gas chamber is within. The whole place has kind of a macabre green tint to it. It’s creepy…and will likely end up in storage.

Finally… I love Valentines Day. I really do. No matter how much I complain about being held hostage by a holiday created by greeting cards, and having to “bring the heat” every year with something romantic.  However, I am happy to remember that it was on Valentines (38 years ago) that Debbie agreed to marry me (after two previous attempts to get her to say yes…but without a ring to seal the deal).


Love…over the decades…takes work. But, it is never dark, creepy, or sad…as long as you have a real partner by your side.  I’ve been blessed in more ways than you could know.

Here’s to true love!

Advertisements

20 responses to “Friday Filler – When Valentines Goes to the Dogs and Worse

  1. I like the Sid & Nancy segment of this episode. It was funnier when they made a dark story obviously sanitized than when they took something wholesome like Goofy and executed him. The reveal about what CBGB stands for still makes me laugh, like the time they made Prince Charles the royal family’s version of Ralph Wiggum.

    Like

  2. I’ll probably put the Dog Pound next to the Guinea Pig Rescue Center–in the zoo, right next to the Slaughter House. But, the might not be for everybody.

    Like

  3. Am I the only one who, thru this whole event, has had the Love American Style theme song running thru their head?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Interesting article Patric but I honestly can’t remember watching it. Perhaps my brain has filed it in the trash folder!

    Like

  5. After reading about the dog pound i will be storing it, my wife and i have been married 25 years come June quite achievement lol

    Liked by 1 person

  6. I was not a fan of that episode either…I almost never watch it when it comes on fxx. I think the only time I did was during the marathons as they were showing them all unedited.

    Like

  7. Fair enough. I remember parts of the episode were censored in the UK (re-runs)
    Also a great advert to get a dog from your shelter.

    Like

  8. Is anyone else experiencing problems with their game. Mine is moving across the screen like molasses. I’m afraid to say on too long, so I just do the quest tasks and get out as fast as I can. What could be causing this? Is there a glitch?😞

    Like

  9. Not the first time a Simpsons used Dark humor in 100’s of episodes

    I can keep clips coming indefinitely. The (Hollywood/American) love story of Bonnie and Clyde for right or wrong is world famous. Simpsons did their own take on them. What they do..

    Liked by 1 person

  10. I don’t remember the episode at all, says a lot about that era!

    I have though, enjoyed these questlines. All the prizes were good… Then I got the shady and the vamp house. I was planning a nice old town springfield, had several appropriate buildings round there… Then I get a random double building which took a massive rework to fit. Let me down.

    Like

  11. Rusty Shackleford

    I didn’t like this episode either and I really don’t care about any of the prizes. It’s ok though as work has been busy and so I’m not even able to do much with my game. Heck, I may not even finish this act.

    But the first two acts had nice prizes and I got a lot of nice items from the mystery box, so I’m not complaining.

    My wife and I did watch the classic Valentine’s Day episode with Ralph and Lisa…always tons of laughs!

    Like

  12. Thanks for the write up Patric – I barely remember this episode. So many of the post season 16 episodes felt like Simpsons parodies rather than actual episodes for me. Like fanfic. I reckon seasons 3-11 are the peak plateau with a slow decline down to season 16, so I rewatch those eps all the time. Post Season 16 I pretty much never rewatch. I’m gonna go back and rewatch S19E12 today and see how it plays now.
    Cheers

    Liked by 1 person

    • So yeah, watched it again and its sadly typical of episodes in that era. “Edgy” satire forced in that isn’t funny nor necessary to the plot. The Pistols story was probably the best of the 3 for mine, although the substitution of chocolate for that other silly substance was always going to be awkward. Chuckled at the “Coming to you from outside Texas” intro. The Goofy gas chamber scene was not funny and the payoff of “still better than working for Disney” missed the mark and made the whole bit seem overly forced and unnecessary. Amazing that the show is still going strong after so many years. To be expected that there’d be some dud episodes. Must be very challenging to keep coming up with fresh content, stories and delivery devices.
      The pound earns money, so I’ll keep it in mt town until such time as I hit the hard limit.

      Like

Leave a Reply....

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.