Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Round 2 of the Simpsons Babies Event is live in our games, praise Jebus! What will happen during Week 2 of this Baby mystery? You’ll have to read the dialogue to find out, good thing I’ve typed it out below…
Simpsons Babies follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it. This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event!
With Act 2, week 2, one new premium character was introduced. In addition to helping with event currency, Yuong Burns comes with his own, short, confusing, individual questline, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questline now.
Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 1
Young Burns starts
Young Burns: My name is Charles Montgomery Burns. I was born in the year 1881, 1890, or 1392, depending on which Wikipedia page you believe. As a youth I cared little for material wealth, seeing as it hadn’t been invented yet. But then, one foggy day in 1883, 1892, or 1394…
Colonel Burns: Ahoy there, Grandson! I bring word of a wondrous new type of wealth. Material wealth!
Young Burns: I want in.
Make Young Burns Turn Bad Early- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 2
Young Burns starts
Young Burns: I soon hatched upon a scheme that would make me a millionaire by the age of six. I drew up plans for an ingenious device known as the “Youthenizer”, and threatened young Tommy Edison with a rusty knife until he agreed to invent it for me. Once complete, I filled the youthenizing reservoir with a dram of the vigorous blood circulating through my young veins. Now, all that remained was to wait until I was a rich old man, desperate to be young again, and sell the Youthenizer to myself for a fortune! But I was impatient! So I went to a bank and took out a tremendous loan, using the future proceeds of the Youthenizer sale as collateral. Suddenly I was rich – rich beyond most people’s wildest dreams! But well within mine. The next year, as soon as ice cream was invented, I rushed out to celebrate.
Make Young Burns Eat Ice Cream and Dodge Taxes- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 3
Young Burns starts
Young Burns: Even after I was rich, I wasn’t one to sit around twiddling my groins. So I spoke once more with Thomas Edison, again at knifepoint, and he told me electricity was the new thing! Thereupon I invested in coal power, hydro power, girl power, and finally, nuclear power… …secretly running the plant myself until I was old enough to actually run it myself.
Burns: Ah yes, I remember it well. No, wait, I remember it poorly. But it makes sense. I grew very old and very rich. Then, in desperation, I bought the Youthenizer from myself, paying a sum vastly higher than I’d dared imagine as a lad. It was enough to pay off the loan and turn a tremendous profit to boot!
Young Burns & Burns: Excellent.
Make Young Burns Secretly Run Power Plant- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Thoughts on the premium questline? Did you purchase Young Burns? Do you think this story is as bizarre as I do? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
update was crap it did nothing
Hmm, Burns part of the series isn’t triggering on mine even though I’m through with the Marge quest… something I’m missing?
I don’t want to be that guy who comments something unrelated on a post but there’s a store update available and it seems to have fixed the crashing issue on my Amazon Kindle even though I mainly play on an Android phone.
Something related to the post, I didn’t buy Young Burns since I’ve already got Baby Marge yesterday and even though he looks cute, I don’t have room for his mansion in my town at the moment. If I was to buy a premium from this event it would be Baby Frink and Frink’s House.
Accidentaly sit on toys
Was changed to
Accidentally sit on toys