Category Archives: Should I Buy

Should I Spend Donuts On Crazy Vaclav and Crazy Vaclav’s Place of Automobiles?

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Rev those engines Tappers because Hell on Wheels has arrived! Which car will be the king of the derby?  Well, it’s up to you to find out in TSTO’s latest update…Hell on Wheels!

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

Wondering if you should add Crazy Vaclav and Crazy Vaclav’s Place of Automobiles to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this crazy combo to your town…

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Hell on Wheels Premium Dialogue: Kliff

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Rev those engines Tappers because Hell on Wheels has arrived! Which car will be the king of the derby?  Well, it’s up to you to find out in TSTO’s latest update…Hell on Wheels!

Act 1 of this event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event.  Kliff is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for Kliff, here’s the full dialogue for A Cheap Kar Named Desire…

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Should I Spend Donuts On Kliff & Kliff’s Kar Chalet?

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Rev those engines Tappers because Hell on Wheels has arrived! Which car will be the king of the derby?  Well, it’s up to you to find out in TSTO’s latest update…Hell on Wheels!

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

Wondering if you should add Kliff & Kliff’s Kar Chalet to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this smooth-talking sales combo to your town…

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Should You Buy Sgt. Sausage?

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Spending actual cash on donuts for a character is back in TSTO.  This is something EA’s been rolling out over the last few years, and it’s a new bonus for actually spending cash on donuts. (instead of just farming them)  Where they attach a premium, limited-time, character to one of the donut bundles sometimes in addition to bonus donuts.

And I want to be perfectly clear…you do not need to buy these characters to complete an event.  You can still play this game, and complete all the tasks and prizes, 100% free.  These cash-for-character items are a new type of premium currency…because donuts have been so devalued with donut farming.

This time around we’re being offered Sgt. Sausage,  a premium character, for a tray of 132 Donuts ($9.99 in the US)..no bonus this time.  While it’s hard for me to sit here and tell you if you should or shouldn’t spend actual cash on the game (spoiler, I think you should always spend at least a small amount…even if it’s $.99/year on the game if it brings you joy and you want to see it continue) I thought I’d do a quick breakdown of Sgt. Sausage, his tasks, questline and other details you may be curious about.

So let’s consider this an abbreviated Should I Buy….


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Cirque du Springfield Act 4 Premium Dialogue: Scuzzo the Clown

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The circus has arrived in Springfield!  Well…three of them have arrived!  Looking for a freak show? The Burnsum and Bailey Circus is here! Traditional circus?  Ding-A-Ling Bros at your service!  Feeling fancy? Then Cirque de Puree is for you.  But which one will rein supreme?  It’s up to you to find out in the latest event in TSTO…Cirque du Springfield!

Act 4, the final act, of this circus event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate finish off this event.  Scuzzo the Clown is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for Scuzzo, here’s the full dialogue for Marked Man…


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Should You Buy Mr. McGreg?

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Spending actual cash on donuts for a character is back in TSTO.  This is something EA’s been rolling out over the last few years, and it’s a new bonus for actually spending cash on donuts. (instead of just farming them)  Where they attach a premium, limited-time, character to one of the donut bundles sometimes in addition to bonus donuts.

And I want to be perfectly clear…you do not need to buy these characters to complete an event.  You can still play this game, and complete all the tasks and prizes, 100% free.  These cash-for-character items are a new type of premium currency…because donuts have been so devalued with donut farming.

This time around we’re being offered Mr. McGreg,  a premium character, for a tray of 132 Donuts ($9.99 in the US)..no bonus this time around.  While it’s hard for me to sit here and tell you if you should or shouldn’t spend actual cash on the game (spoiler, I think you should always spend at least a small amount…even if it’s $.99/year on the game if it brings you joy and you want to see it continue) I thought I’d do a quick breakdown of Mr. McGreg, his tasks, questline and other details you may be curious about.

So let’s consider this an abbreviated Should I Buy….


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Should I Spend Donuts On Scuzzo the Clown & the Ultimate Fighting Zoo?

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The circus has arrived in Springfield!  Well…three of them have arrived!  Looking for a freak show? The Burnsum and Bailey Circus is here! Traditional circus?  Ding-A-Ling Bros at your service!  Feeling fancy? Then Cirque de Puree is for you.  But which one will reign supreme?  It’s up to you to find out in the latest event in TSTO…Cirque du Springfield!

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

Wondering if you should add Scuzzo the Clown & the Ultimate Fighting Zoo to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this mismatched combo to your town…

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Cirque du Springfield Act 3 Premium Dialogue: Human Donkey and the Bearded Lady

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The circus has arrived in Springfield!  Well…three of them have arrived!  Looking for a freak show? The Burnsum and Bailey Circus is here! Traditional circus?  Ding-A-Ling Bros at your service!  Feeling fancy? Then Cirque de Puree is for you.  But which one will reign supreme?  It’s up to you to find out in the latest event in TSTO…Cirque du Springfield!

Act 3 of this circus event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event and one new character as part of the Gil “Deal”.  The Human Donkey is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.  While the Bearded Lady, part of Gil’s latest “Deal”, won’t help earn currency but does come with a funny questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for the Human Donkey and Bearded Lady…

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Should I Spend Donuts On the The Human Donkey & Carnival Camp?

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The circus has arrived in Springfield!  Well…three of them have arrived!  Looking for a freak show? The Burnsum and Bailey Circus is here! Traditional circus?  Ding-A-Ling Bros at your service!  Feeling fancy? Then Cirque de Puree is for you.  But which one will reign supreme?  It’s up to you to find out in the latest event in TSTO…Cirque du Springfield!

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

Wondering if you should add the Human Donkey & Carnival Camp to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this freak show combo to your town…

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Should I Spend Donuts On the Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster & Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus?

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The circus has arrived in Springfield!  Well…three of them have arrived!  Looking for a freak show? The Burnsum and Bailey Circus is here! Traditional circus?  Ding-A-Ling Bros at your service!  Feeling fancy? Then Cirque de Puree is for you.  But which one will rein supreme?  It’s up to you to find out in the latest event in TSTO…Cirque du Springfield!

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

Wondering if you should add the Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster & Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this death-defying duo to your town…

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