Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Level 46 hit our Springfields a while back and brought a new kid to Springfield…Greta Wolfcastle! Greta comes complete with her Prep School…and daddy issues!
While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ walkthrough up since the update first hit (you can view it here) I know many of you still love going back and reading old walkthroughs. They’re great if you missed any of the dialogue while running through her questline initally, or if you just want to know what to expect if you decide to purchase Greta. So for those that may have missed it (or for those of you that want to live it again)…I bring you all Daddy Issues of…..Greta Wolfcastle!
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 1
Wolfcastle: Hello, little girl. Have you been separated from your parents?
Greta: Dad, it’s me.
Wolfcastle: *looks around*
Greta: Your daughter.
Wolfcastle: *looks around*
Greta: Your only biological offspring.
Wolfcastle: Ah, ye! Hello…
Make Greta Sit in Silence- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 2
Greta: So‚ Dad. How’ve you been?
Wolfcastle: Pretty good. I’m on TV now.
Greta: That’s great!
Wolfcastle: What ‚what’d you say??
Make Greta Sit in More Silence- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 3
Greta: Wow, Bart. Your loogies are so heavy. Very impressive!
Bart: Oh, thanks! It’s all in the positioning of–
Bart: Oh, boy. When you’re done crying, come find me and I’ll apologize for whatever I did.
Greta: Bart, I don’t actually like your loogies!
Bart: You don’t?
Greta: No! I only find you and your mucus irresistible because I so clearly have issues with my father! Oh God, the daughter of a movie star has daddy issues!
I’ve become a cliche A horrible, horrible cliche
Build Wolfcastle Mansion
Make Greta Consider Spending the Rest of Her Life Alone- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 4
Greta: Principal Skinner, I’d like to see the school therapist.
Skinner: Unfortunately, we had to get rid of our counselor due to budget cuts. So, you’ll be divulging your deepest, darkest thoughts to our very talented gardener.
Willie: Welcome to Willie’s shack, lassie! What brings you in today — therapy or the fish-gutting seminar I conduct?
Greta: Um… therapy.
Willie: Don’t be embarrassed. You would not believe how many people don’t know how to properly gut a fish.
Greta: I said therapy.
Willie: Oh. Okay, why don’t you start us off…
Greta: Well, I’ve been having some issues that I believe stem from my relationship with my father. He’s never around, doesn’t know I exist–
Willie: Daddy issues?! Here’s my prescription — go outside and dig your own grave every day till you finish! You’ll sleep like a baby and the constant reminder of death will make you appreciate every second of your God-forsaken life.
Greta: Actually, I think it would be better if I talked this stuff out. A girl’s good bond with her father affects all her future relationships with men.
Willie: Nonsense. My Dad was never around, and neither me nor any of my twelve sisters has even HAD a relationship!
Greta: That’s terrible! You know, I think it’s important for boys to have quality time with their fathers too.
Willie: It is? Oh dear Lord. I hate my father! *sobs* I hate him good! *more sobs* Haven’t ye ever wondered why I’ve never amounted to anything?
Willie: Well I have! I think about it all the time!
Make Greta Work Through Willie’s Daddy Issues- 4hrs, Earns $435, 115xp (requires Willie)
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 5
Wolfcastle: Vhat’s wrong, Groundskeeper man?
Willie: Turns out I’m depressed. My father was so busy chasing Scottish legends that he never even taught me how to throw a ball.
Wolfcastle: I can relate. I was too busy making many movies that I never learned how to teach someone to throw a ball.
Willie: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Wolfcastle: Something vill pop up and tell us if we are.
Make Willie Teach Rainier to Teach How to Play Ball- 24hrs, Earns $1,200, 300xp. (Requires Willie and Wolfcastle)
Wolfcastle: Why are we throwing ball, when we’re both so terrible at it? Why don’t we bond by you watching me film my newest blockbuster movie “McBain VIII: I’ll Kill Anyone”.
Willie: Getting invited to a Hollywood movie set is all I ever wanted from a father.
The Girl Who Gets a Dragon Tattoo Pt.1
Greta: Well, nothing I say or do has any impact on my father. Perhaps if I was to date an older man that would get his attention.
Burns: Oh, hello little one. Didn’t see you down there. My old man sight isn’t so good, and my old man feet are big and swollen.
Greta: Ugh, getting attention sure is icky.
Make Greta Pretend to Date Mr. Burns- 8hrs, Earns $695, 175xp (requires Mr. Burns)
Greta: Dad! I want you to meet my new boyfriend. He’s thousands of times older than me and we’re in love.
Wolfcastle: Willie, watch me shoot this lady cop!
Greta: Quick, Mr. Burns — make out with me!
Burns: But it’s almost sundown. I need to get home before I get confused.
The Girl Who Gets a Dragon Tattoo Pt. 2
Greta: Oh, Dad. Just wanted to let you know that my therapy bills are piling up, so I’m going to work at the prison to pay for them.
Wolfcastle: I commend your hard work. You could easily be one of those rich kids who never put in a hard day’s work.
Greta: Aren’t you concerned about me?
Wolfcastle: Villie, my boy! Come watch fake blood pour out of my eyeballs!
Willie: Aye, papa!
Greta: *sighs* Well, I guess I have to follow through.
Make Greta Witness Hell on Earth- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
The Girl Who Gets a Dragon Tattoo Pt. 3
Greta: Whoever thought it’d be so hard to disappoint a father? Everybody made it sound so easy.
Snake: You want to disappoint your father? Stick with me, chica, I’ve never not disappointed a girl’s father.
Greta: Hmm. Maybe it’d be smarter if I just wrote my dad a letter.
Make Greta Write a Rambling Letter- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
The Girl Who Gets a Dragon Tattoo Pt. 4
Greta: …so in conclusion, you’re a negligent and borderline abusive deadbeat dad. But you’re a movie star, so basically, I love you.
Wolfcastle: I basically love you too, Greta.
Greta: By the way, this is my new boyfriend, Snake.
Wolfcastle: Was ist das?! Nein, nein, NEIN!
Snake: Nice to meet you, Mr. Wolfcastle. I’m a huge fan.
Wolfcastle: Then you’ll have to come to the set of my latest movie. You can watch from the wall I’ll be shooting at.
Make McBain Fight Climatic Battle- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp (if you have Filmset/McBain)
Make Greta Bask in her Dad’s Attention- 6hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
And with that, Greta’s questline is complete!
If you run it from start to finish, without using donuts, it should take you 4 days 13hrs to complete…if you don’t have McBain/Flimset you can shave off 18hrs from that total.
What do YOU think of the new update? Have you purchased Greta? Are you enjoying the questline? What are your thoughts on Greta being a premium character? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!