Tapped Out Premium Walkthroughs: French Waiter & Princess Kashmir

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Way back during the 2014 Halloween Event (doesn’t it feel like forever ago we were squishing aliens?) EA dropped Level 47 onto our tapping devices!  Level 47 introduced two all new premium characters, Princess Kashmir and the French Waiter!

While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ walkthrough up since Level 47 hit, for both characters, we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all of the fun dialogue you might have missed while tappin’…or just to relive all the fun again!

As we mentioned in the Level 47 rundown post the French Waiter will cost you 50 donuts and Princess Kashmir will cost you 175 donuts.  Once purchased and placed in your Springfield their questlines will start right up!  And if you purchase Princess K and have Freddy…you’ll get the bonus info on just what happened with Freddy that night!

So now….let’s get this walkthrough going, shall we?!

French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself 3 Princess Kashmir


Calamity Case Pt. 1
French Waiter starts

French Waiter: Wat is this? A letter? Address to French Waiter Un-Deux-Trois Baguette Lane, Tour De France, Springfield.  Zut Alors, that’s moi!  “Dear Monsieur Waiter, today is très important. More important than Bastille Day. For today, we need your help.  We have been informed that you might have information regarding some recent vandalism, or Street Monets as you probably don’t call them in France.”  Sacre Bleu, I must go to the police station immediately!  Pierre, please inform the Indoor Cigarette Smoking Club that I will be absent ce soir.
Make French Waiter Answer Questions Downtown- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Wiggum: Alright, here is the pâté you demanded.  Now what information do you have?
French Waiter: This pâté is hardly fresh. And where is my fine bottle of red wine to go with it?

Calamity Case Pt. 2
French Waiter starts

French Waiter: I had heard stories of America’s broken justice system, but le truth is far worse.
Wiggum: The truth is in America we usually just ask you questions while we illegally search your beat-up car.
French Waiter: First no wine, and now you sully my Renault! You leave me no choice but to protest.  And perhaps to go buy wine.
Make French Waiter Protest- 24hrs, Earn $1,000, 225xp
Wiggum: Ow! You stepped on my foot!  Sir, please sit down, you can’t have a protest march in an eight foot by eight foot room.
French Waiter: You cannot silence my rights as a Frenchman! This is police brutality!
Lou: Brutality?! You’re the one who keeps hurting us!
French Waiter: How dare you? Are you calling moi clumsy?!
Lou: Well you kicked me in the neck, and you spilled Eddie’s coffee on his face, so yeah.  You gotta get out of here before anyone gets seriously hurt.
Eddie: Boss, deliveryman’s here with those rat traps and cooking knives you ordered.
Wiggum: Ok, Frenchie, out now!

Calamity Case Pt. 3
French Waiter starts

French Waiter: This is slander! I AM NOT CLUMSY!  Could a clumsy man juggle these silver hammers?
Make French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

And that completes the French Waiters short little questline!  Only 3 parts, but still pretty funny!  If you run it from start to finish without using donuts, it’ll take you 1 day, 16hrs to complete.  Be sure you read the dialogue on this one…it’s pretty funny!

Now onto the other premium character added with Level 47…Princess Kashmir!

Princess Pride Pt. 1
Princess Kashmir starts

Princess Kashmir: Women, grab your husbands! And husbands, grab your wallets! Princess Kashmir is back in Springfield!
Sherri: *Gasp* Are you a princess?
Terri: No, stupid, she’s too old to be a princess. She’s probably a queen.
Princess Kashmir: Am I old? I’ve been lying about my age for so long I don’t know what it is anymore.  No one wants an aging adult entertainer. And I have started to notice the effects of gravity…Like when Mars was in retrograde motion recently.  Maybe it’s time I found a skill that uses the 8th sexiest body part – my mind!  Actually 9th. I forgot about toes.
Build the Education Annex
Make Princess Kashmir Better Herself- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp

Princess Pride Pt. 2
Princess Kashmir starts

Princess Kashmir: How, I had no idea how many jobs there were that don’t involve taking off your clothes.  There’s vet tech, tennis pro, nude art model.  Well, two out of three of those don’t involve taking off your clothes, anyway.  What I want is a job where I can really interact with people, day in and day out!  Maybe where they tip me in a jar instead of stuffed into my underpants.
Make Princess Kashmir Work at Krusty Burger- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

Princess Pride Pt. 3
Princess Kashmir starts

Princess Kashmir: Miss Springfield, it’s been forever!
Miss. Springfield: I’m sorry have we met?
Princess Kashmir: Don’t you remember? We met at that ribbon cutting ceremony for the new ribbon factory.
Miss. Springfield: Oh, right, the one next to the oversized novelty scissor emporium.
Princess Kashmir:  That’s the one! So what have you been up to?
Miss. Springfield: Mostly opening boat shows and working with the mayor on our charity that keeps struggling motels in business.  Oh, I also started teaching a class about how to be a professional celebrity. Like me!
Princess Kashmir: You know, I’m a bit of a celebrity myself. I have been on Springfield Squares several times.
Miss. Springfield: Center?
Princess Kashmir: No. Middle right.
Miss. Springfield: Better than being a corner.  Any interest in being my TA?
Princess Kashmir: I’m really trying to stay away from T and A.
Miss. Springfield: Teacher’s assistant?
Princess Kashmir: Oh, THAT I do.
Make Princess Kashmir Help Teach a Class on Class- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Make Miss. Springfield Teach a Class on Class (if you have her)- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Princess Kashmir: Gosh, all those students staring up at me, drooling, smelling of booze. What fun! And somehow strangely familiar…
Miss. Springfield: We teachers are the real heroes. Not like those crummy firefighters.
Princess Kashmir: Tell me about it. They have zero pizzazz sliding down their pole.

Princess Pride Pt. 4
Princess Kashmir starts

Brockman: And welcome back to BrockTalk, with your host, me, Kent Brockman.  The topic is The Economy: Pro or Con.  With us is a leading economic analyst, a retired Treasury Secretary, and former middle right square Princess Kashmir.  Princess Kashmir, since you won the three-way coin toss, the first question goes to you.  What do you think has caused our current economic woes?
Princess Kashmir: Not having enough jobs, not supporting the troops enough, and kids today.
Brockman: There you have it, folks! Blatant platitudes, delivered with brazen confidence and a stunning smile.  Ms. Kashmir, have you ever considered a career in doing nothing while people love you for it?
Make Princess Kashmir Be a Professional Celebrity- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Princess Pride Pt. 5
Princess Kashmir starts

Princess Kashmir: The life of a professional celebrity isn’t everything I’d hoped it would be.  How many charity 5Ks can one woman be expected to decline?  Plus the only sports persona that’s asked me to marry him has been the Capital City Goofball.  I miss the simpler days when a woman could be objectified honestly.  I want to go back to being a dancer!
Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

Siren Song Pt. 1 (Continuation of Freddy Quimby’s questline)
Wiggum starts

Wiggum: Ms. Kashmir? I’m sorry to interrupt this fan dance mid-fan, but are you an acquaintance of Freddy Quimby?
Princess Kashmir: That handsome young man with a flashy ride?
Wiggum: Freddy Quimby, ma’am, not me.  No? Nothing? Alright, fine.  Well if you wouldn’t mind, we’d like to ask you some questions down at the station.
Princess Kashmir: I’m sure this drunken horde of men won’t mind me stopping my exotic dance early for the sake of civil justice.
Wiggum: Of course they won’t — drunk young men always respect the law. Lou, get the riot gear and for the love of god don’t let anyone get a hashtag going.
Make Princess Kashmir Answer Questions Downtown- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Princess Kashmir: At the club, he pretended to twist his ankle and insisted I help him into Moe’s.  But I really think he just wanted a girl on his arm to impress the sad hunchback who owns the bar.
Moe: I don’t understand why I have to be here for this.
Wiggum: And that’s the last time you saw Freddy Quimby that night?
Princess Kashmir: Yes, I hope that helps.  He and his family seem like such nice people, like American royalty. Commemorative plate stock.
Wiggum: Thank you. And now… just a few more questions.
Lou: Sir, you’re questioning this girl longer than you questioned that suspected serial killer.
Wiggum: Yeah, but that guy wasn’t pretty OR nice.  And he kept saying he was going to use my bones as a wind chime. Probably innocent anyway.

Siren Song Pt. 2
Wiggum starts

Lou: Chief, there’s a problem. I found hundreds of parking tickets in Miss Kashmir’s name.
Princes Kashmir: Oh, no, I must have left my car in a loading zone before the meltdown that destroyed the town.
Wiggum: Don’t you worry your pretty little head, we’ll talk to the judge about them.
Lou: You didn’t clear any of those suspected serial killer’s parking tickets.
Wiggum: Jeez Lou, didn’t know you two were best friends.  Just try not to get any more tickets in the meantime, Ms. Kashmir.  And watch out — there’s a suspected serial killer on the loose.
Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

Siren Song Pt. 3
Wiggum starts

Wiggum: I have good news and bad news, Ms. Kashmir.  The bad news is I couldn’t get the tickets dismissed. You have been sentenced to 24 hours of community service.
Princess Kashmir: What’s the good news?
Wiggum: That I finally got to use the expression “I’ve got good news and bad news”!
Princess Kashmir: First I danced for money.  Then I danced because I was happy.  And now I dance because I am sad.
Wiggum: As long as you’re dancing!
Make Princess Kashmir Dance Around Town- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp

And that completes Princess Kashmir’s questline!

Running from start to finish, with out using donuts, it will take you approx 1 day, 10hrs…if you are not on Level 47 and 3 days, 2 hrs if you are on level 47.

What do YOU think of the questline?  What are your thoughts on the characters chosen this time around?  Have you purchased the French Waiter or Princess Kashmir?  Any thoughts on the dialogue?   Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!

4 responses to “Tapped Out Premium Walkthroughs: French Waiter & Princess Kashmir

  1. Today I had the french waiter for 50 donuts + 15 donut discount in the vault. Spend the donuts .

  2. I decided to go ahead and get the french waiter as at the time I had just won 30 donuts on day 5 mystery box twice in a row! I am very pleased with his silly walk and fall around town task and happy I have another foreign character in town. At only 50 donuts I think he is a bargain for a freemium player like me!

  3. Cannot get abandoned warehouse to set on green area, yes I am at level 49 and have finished the bread !

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