Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice Cream…Man Homer!
Last week Gil arrived in Springfield with a sweet summer deal! An Ice Cream Truck complete with our very own Ice Cream Man Homer! If you took Gil up on the deal (Should I Buy can be found here…), a fun questline starts up with Ice Cream Man Homer just after purchase!
So let’s take a look at the full walkthrough for Ice Cream Man Homer and the fun of Ice Cream being sold on the streets of Springfield!
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 1
Homer: Finally, a job I can eat! Not like that lousy power plant. You fry up one of those uranium fish sticks and you’re medically quarantined for life. But now I can eat everything I work with! Except this steering wheel. Although it’s not too bad with a chocolate drizzle…
Make Homer Binge on Ice Cream- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Youngsters Sneak an Ice Cream- x3. 30m. Earns $60, 15xp freemium and premium
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 2
Homer: Aw, my ice cream supply is disappearing fast. And my chocolate-drizzled steering wheel. And a little bit of my seat. When I run out of ice cream, my life will go back to having no meaning!
Lisa: What about your three beautiful children and loving wife?
Homer: Fine, very little meaning.
Lisa: You could try selling the ice cream instead of eating it.
Homer: I can’t eat money, Lisa. Money’s only good for buying things, like pants. Or ice cream! Homer, that’s it! You’re a genius! I’ll eat my pants! Wait…
Make Ice Cream Man Homer Sell Ice Cream- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
(This is where you’ll unlock the Ice Cream Man Homer outfit)
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 3
Lisa: Hey Dad, are you ok? You changed the ice cream truck music from Pop Goes the Weasel to Taps.
Ice Cream Man Homer: At first I was selling so much ice cream and I knew the good times would last forever. Like the saying goes – what goes up, must stay up. But yet again a proverb betrayed me. This is ‘never put your eggs in a basket’ all over again. Now no one’s buying! It’s as if no one likes me, Lisa! Do you know what that feels like?
Lisa: I’m a vegetarian nerd who plays jazz and canvases for the Green Party. What do you think? It’s probably the cold snap, caused by fluctuating weather patterns due to climate change. Maybe you should pack up shop and wait for a sunnier day?
Make Ice Cream Man Homer Eat Ice Cream in the Basement- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 4
Ice Cream Man Homer: Lisa’s right again. People want ice cream when it’s hot. They want warm things when it’s cold. And they never want a naked man bathing in their birdbath. But maybe if I make the town warmer, then people would want to buy more ice cream! And what makes things warmer faster than fire – nature’s space heater. A healthy dose of senseless burning will corrode the ozone layer and speed up global warming! And then I’ll sell double the amount of ice cream, without any negative repercussions whatsoever!
Make Ice Cream Man Homer Burn Lots of Things- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 5
Lisa: Daaad! How could you have such reckless disregard for the environment!?
Ice Cream Man Homer: Because… uh… I can’t really remember the logic. Maybe some of this ice cream, which I’m in the mood for because it’s so hot out, will jog my memory.
Lisa: No Dad, you have to stop with the ice cream! You’re killing the earth and yourself!
Ice Cream Man Homer: Fine, I’m out. No more burning, and no more selling ice cream. Now I just have to unload my leftover stock.
Make Ice Cream Man Homer Eat It All- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
And there you have it my friends…the full walkthrough for Ice Cream Man Homer!
What are your thoughts on the Ice Cream Truck & Ice Cream Man Homer? Did you take Gil’s Deal (you still have until tomorrow morning to decide)? What are your thoughts on the questline? How about Homer’s animations? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!