Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Level 57 has arrived a short while ago and with it came one of the most requested characters in TSTO history…Belle!
While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ walkthrough up since Level 57 hit, we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all of the fun dialogue you might have missed while tappin’…or just to relive all the fun again!
As we mentioned in the Level 57 rundown post Belle and the Maison Derriere can be yours for the premium price of 150 donuts. Like all premiums it’s an instant build, and Belle’s questline will start right up for you once placed in Springfield.
So now….let’s get this walkthrough going, shall we?!
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 1
Belle: Ah, Springfield, my favorite town for sinning. Leads the nation in creeps, sleazes, deviants, scumbags, slimeballs, smut hounds, and, if I remember correctly, feline obesity. Time to reopen my burlesque house. I’ll just raise the curtains, lower my standards, and watch the money roll in. Hey you, any idea why this place is quieter than a duck at a gun show?
Homer: Get with the times! Everyone has phones now. Why require a specific time and place for your racy entertainment when you can have it in the car, at home, even while on trial for public indecency?
Belle: Then why are you here?
Homer: I dropped my phone in the toilet and now my pornography delivery device will only place calls.
Make Belle Ponder the Future of Burlesque- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 2
Belle: With the Internet around, how on earth do these obsolete nightclubs stay in business? How does anything stay in business?
Princess Kashmir: They adapt, evolve, and serve more all-you-can eat buffets.
Mrs. Muntz: Plus the Internet’s not all bad — it can be used for cheap advertising.
Belle: You don’t even need to pay for advertising. Just make something that people will want to share with their friends. The best bang for the buck is viral marketing.
Mrs. Muntz: Yeah, and the best viral marketing is a bang for a buck.
Sea Captain: I’ve been subjected to viral campaigns from many of the women down at the docks.
Belle: I’m really starting to wonder why I hired you three as my marketing team.
Make Belle Lead a Dance Number- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make the Sea Captain Pick up Some Ointment- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Belle: We got them to put their phones down! And all it took was a quality show, a giant sign that said “No Phones”, and holding the event 30 feet underground. But this proves that people prefer the real thing! Why look at naked women you can’t touch on the Internet for free when you can pay to look at real naked women you can’t touch here!
Lenny: Hold up, there are free pictures of naked women on the Internet?
Carl: How could you possibly not know that, Lenny?
Lenny: I prefer the lost art of letters. Or I did. But now I’m getting a computer!
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 3
Belle: Where have all the good men gone? And bad men? And those men that mean well but smell like feet.
Miss Hoover: Girls’ night out! We’re busting down the doors, shattering the glass ceiling, politely drawing back the velvet curtain and taking back the night!
Agnes: But I need to be back by 8:30 so I can shame Seymour into going to bed.
Miss. Hoover: Then we’ll take back half the night.
Marge: I would like to purchase a meaningful conversation about womanhood from the lady wearing the dice bra.
Bernice: I’m going to get drunk on female empowerment… and whatever’s in that green bottle over there.
Reach Level 15 and Unlock Moe’s Tavern
Make Springfield Ladies Marvel at Maison Derriere’s Decor- x5. 30m. Earns $60, 15xp Freemium and Premium.
Make Gentlemen Surf the Net- x5. 24hrs. Earns $600, 150xp Freemium and $1000, 225xp Premium
Helen Lovejoy: This is boring. Can I give back the night I’ve taken back? Or is this a no returns situation? Can I get a night’s credit?
Agnes: It’s not all bad. A girl offered to teach me how to play ping-pong without a net or paddles.
Belle: I see you’ve discovered some of our extra services. They are for our VIP clients.
Marge: Well, I find the whole scene a little too soft R for my tastes.
Miss. Hoover: Yeah, you ladies go home, I’m going to register a complaint with their management. Psst…are you hiring?
At this point you’ll unlock a permanent job at the Maison Derriere for Miss. Hoover (it’s a 10hr premium task).
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 4
Belle: I appreciate the business, even if it was out of spite. But why are you calling it a night so soon?
Marge: I need to check on Homer, he’s been gaining a lot of weight ever since he stopped going out drinking every night. I didn’t realize how important the walk from the car to the bar was to his health.
Bernice: Yeah, Julius hasn’t left for any of those midnight medical conferences in a while now.
Agnes: Please, your men are all home looking at naked women on the Internet!
Helen Lovejoy: Timothy wouldn’t be doing that. He just sits in the basement playing with his relatively loud train set with the door locked.
Agnes: Come on, I took a class from a nice man from the NSA on how to spy on your family members. Now who knows what a browser history is?
Make Springfield Ladies Learn How to Access Browsing History- x5. 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp freemium and $350, 90xp Premium
Make Agnes Teach Computer Tricks- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Marge: Homer! I want you to explain these websites you’ve been visiting! Barely Legal Cheese. Sinful Chocolate Cakes. Ask Jeeves?
Homer: I can’t help it Marge, I’m an addict! At first three meals plus a snack were enough to satisfy me. Then I added a fourth meal. Meals became buffets. Buffets became smorgasbords- *sob* I’m a monster! Look, I know I’ve been bad and if you want to take the computer away that’s fine. But for the love of God, just don’t delete my cookies.
All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 5
Belle: What’s got you guys down? You look more depressed than 1929.
Grampa: Too soon!
Homer: Marge keeps spying on my private Internet time, which reduces the trust in our relationship AND the time I have to secretly look at porn.
Dr. Hibbert: I used to think the Internet was like my children’s school: private. But now I see it’s more like medical records: not private at all.
Belle: I think I’ve got exactly what the doctor ordered.
Dr. Hibbert: *chuckles* That’s funny because I’m a doctor.
Make Gentlemen Flood into Maison Derriere- x5. 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp Freemium and Premium
And that concludes Belle’s questline! Something fun to keep you tappin!
If you run the questline from start to finish, without using donuts, it will take you 3 days and 4 1/2 hrs to complete.
What do YOU think of Belle and Level 57? Were you happy with the premium character choice? How about the dialogue so far? Have you purchased Belle yet? Where have you placed Maison Derriere in your Springfield? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
One of my favorite episodes. I love the “Lead a Dance Number” task: I always have that song run through my head when I see it.
At each tsto Facebook it says stuff about the Halloween event.
Didnt know where to post this…any idea when there could be a halloween update for simoson tapped out?
We’re guessing next week.
I am loving the new Halloween banner. Especially like how Bunny went all StreetFighter on us. Congrats to Alissa on her own Halloweener coming soon! Tell Wookie to throw an Ewok mask on, THAT would be funny. Thanks, guys. 🙂
Looooove the new Halloween banner! So funny with Wookiee cowering under bony sky finger and gotta say love the pumpkin dress (I’d wear that) on Alissa’s avatar. Bunny what’s your avatar dressed as???
Have a great weekend everyone!
Alissa my good friend is due very soon (I think her date is scheduled for the 15th) and I think I had it correlated that you are due soon too (sorry if I’ve got that mixed up, I’ve been exhausted this summer) and so I wish you just the most awesome amazing baby birth and journey!!!! Sending peace and tranquility and a fast delivery to you over there in the East!
Thanks Sliq! Glad you like the banner…Halloween is one of my favorite character designs we had done. The only one that’s better (IMO) is Christmas…can’t wait for you guys to see that one! 😉
And yup, due very soon. Down to about 5 weeks.
the game just updated again, but I can’t tell what it gave me if anything…..unless it was just part of the Oktoberfest again, but I can’t tell since that already was installed into it so not sure why it’d have to update in order to keep Oktoberfest going. Since the items were already put into the game.
Probably just your device happens sometimes. There’s no new update.
like I said before when you guys posted about it. I love it, and the house goes perfectly next to my halloween Cemetery setup I got set up in a corner of my town.