Tapped Out Event Walkthroughs: THOH Kids Costumes

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The 2015 Treehouse of Horrors Event brought us loads of new costumes for our characters in Springfield.    Including several new premium and freemium options for Lisa, Martin, Milhouse and Bart!

While we’ve had the questlines up for each character for a while now, we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all the dialogue and jokes of the character for all of the kids in costumes who participated in the event.. Especially since many of you have been requesting this over the last few days! So if you missed any of the dialogue during the event, or you’re just curious what one of the characters had to say that you didn’t unlock…we’ve got it all here for you!

So let’s get started with the complete dialogue walkthroughs for all of the kiddos in costumes that hit our game during the event…

Saxophone Lisa

The Saxamaphone Pt. 1
Lisa starts

Lisa: What a perfect costume for me!  Now when I play my saxophone, I can actually “be the music!”  I feel a solo coming on!
Make Saxophone Lisa Practice a Saxophone Solo at Home- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp 

The Saxamaphone Pt. 2
Lisa starts

Marge: My goodness, someone is feeling extra musical today!
Lisa: This costume is inspiring me to try all kinds of new jazz improvisations! It’s such a rush.
Marge: But why are you wasting all this good stuff? Nobody can hear you playing in your room.
Lisa: Really? Do you think other people would want to hear it?
Marge: Of course! And you in that little costume! Priceless!
Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Elementary
Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at Springfield Elementary- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Sherri/Terri: Saxophones don’t play saxophones! Your costume makes no sense.
Mr. Largo: Stick to the score Ms. Simpson, showboating won’t earn you a passing mark.
Ralph: Your horn sounds like dead ducks.

The Saxamaphone Pt. 3
Lisa starts

Lisa: The kids hated my music.  And they said my costume was lame – which is insanity! Look at me! I AM A SAXOPHONE!
Marge: Aww, sweetie, who cares what a bunch of silly kids think?  They’re just too young to appreciate how talented you are.
Lisa: You’re right! My music is sophisticated and complex.
Marge:  I think you should go out and find a more mature audience.
Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall
Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at Town Hall- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Quimby: I don’t know what you’re, er ah, protesting, but stop immediately or I’ll have you arrested.
Lisa: For what?
Quimby: An assassination attempt on my ears!

The Saxamaphone Pt. 4
Lisa starts

Lisa: Nobody wants to hear me play.
Marge: Oh they’re just a bunch of soulless politicians. You need to play for the working man.  People who can understand the beauty and pain of your music.
Lisa: I’ve got it! I’ll busk in the street. All the jazz greats started out that way!
Make Saxophone Lisa Play Street Music- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Barney: Quiet little saxophone girl! Some of us are trying to sleep.
Lisa: Really? I’m keeping you awake? The Crazy Cat lady’s screaming next door isn’t bothering you?
Barney: No. I relate to what she’s laying down.

The Saxamaphone Pt. 5
Lisa starts

Lisa: Well, that didn’t work either.
Marge: Okay, how ‘bout this? What if you played in a deserted forest? I’ll bet woodland creatures would appreciate–
Lisa: Wait a minute, I know what you’re doing! You’ve just been sending me out of the house so YOU don’t have to listen to me.
Marge: I’m sorry. I just don’t get jazz. But who cares what I think? All that matters is what you think.  You love that Downtown Abby show and everyone else in the world hates it.
Lisa: It’s Downton Abbey and it’s a huge hit.
Marge: Okay, well, I don’t like it.
Lisa: I’m going to my room to play my saxophone.  LOUDLY.
Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Homer: Lisa’s been practicing for a long time. I’m gonna tell her she’s good enough to play at the Squid Port.
Marge: That won’t work. She’s on to us.
Homer: D’oh!

Wizard Martin

The Boy who LARP’d Pt. 1
Martin starts

Martin: With my robe and staff, my raiment is complete.  Now, to gather like-minded fellows who would partake in my adventure and enjoy the protection of my mage-powers.  To The Place Of Awakening!
Make Wizard Martin Search for Adventuring Companions- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Bart: Oh Martin, you constantly top your own lameness.
Martin: I’d tread lightly, good man. You can’t be sure this is just a costume. You can’t say for certain that I cannot curse you!
Bart: Actually, I can.

The Boy who LARP’d Pt. 2
Martin starts

Martin: Step aside, I go now to the Place Of Awakening.
Bart: Where’s that?
Martin: That’s what I call the coffee place.
Reach Level 14 and Build the Java Server
Make Wizard Martin Search for Friends Online- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Martin: What’s this? Doth my screen deceive me? Someone is seeking a mage of my power level and mana-capacity!

The Boy who LARP’d Pt. 3
Martin starts

Comic Book Guy: So you seek to join my fellowship. First you must prove your worth. And know, brave mage, that I am demanding beyond all imagining and reason!
Martin: I am not afeared. My costume is most authentic and of the utmost correctness. My spells are based on research of esoteric books and wizard-type movies.
Comic Book Guy: I am intrigued. Let the testing begin!
Make Wizard Martin Prove his Worth- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Comic Book Guy: Most impressive. You remind me of myself, when I was still but an XXL.
Martin: Have I passed your test?

The Boy who LARP’d Pt. 4
Martin starts

Comic Book Guy: You have passed the first test. But it takes more than knowledge of spells and the use of flash paper! You must also possess a mind as sharp as Valyrian steel.
Martin: A test of knowledge? Perhaps you haven’t noticed: I. Am. A. Nerd.
Comic Book Guy: Many have said that, but many break under my demanding focus on minutiae. I am known throughout the land as: “The Nit Picker.”
Martin: Then I say, pick away!
Make Wizard Martin Ace an Online Trivia Test- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Comic Book Guy: Good, good, Han shot first… You spelled Khazad-dum correctly…You accurately translated “The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald” into Elvish.
Martin: Did I pass?
Comic Book Guy: You did, young padawan, but one test remains.

The Boy who LARP’d Pt. 5
Martin starts

Comic Book Guy: You are a worthy role-player. But ultimately it all comes down to…Single combat.
Build the Android’s Dungeon
Make Wizard Martin and Comic Book Guy Engage in Single Combat- 4hrs, Earns $435, 115xp
Comic Book Guy: Wow, (PANT) you’re good. (WHEEZE) We’ve been goin’ at it for what? Five… minutes?
Martin: I dunno… I can’t see my watch… too dizzy.
Comic Book Guy: You’re in. Let’s… get… ice cream… extra smoosh-ins…
Martin: Make it so.

Radioactive Milhouse

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 1
Radioactive Man Milhouse starts

Luann: Milhouse, I’ve finished your Radioactive Man costume!
Milhouse: Yes! This year I’ll be a superhero instead of a dumb sidekick.  Maybe I won’t get beat up as much.
Luann: That’s a very good theory, Millie, but just in case, maybe you should wear your protective cup.
Milhouse: I always wear my protective cup.
Make Radioactive Milhouse Wear his Costume to School- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Milhouse: I feel powerful in this costume. Brave and invulnerable!  Oh no, it’s Nelson, there’s nowhere to hide…
Nelson: Hey, Milhouse. Cool costume.
Milhouse: We are through the looking glass, people.

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 2
Radioactive Milhouse starts

Sherri/Terri:Did you buy your costume from Halloween Headquarters?
Milhouse: My mom made it.
Sherri/Terri: What do you mean? Like, she ordered it online?
Milhouse: No, she actually made it.
Sherri/Terri: Like, it didn’t exist and then she… made it?
Milhouse: Yeah.
Sherri/Terri:Whoa.
Make Youngsters Gawk at Milhouse’s Costume- x5.  2hrs.  Earns $110, 27xp Freemium and $175, 40xp Premium
Make Radioactive Milhouse Bask in the Attention- 2hrs, Earns $175, 40xp
Jimbo: Now that Milhouse is no longer a nerd, we’ll be making less in lunch money hijacking.
Nelson: Don’t worry – There’s no shortage of nerds.

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 3
Radioactive Milhouse starts

Jimbo: Lisa, we regret to inform you that you will be taking Milhouse’s place in the handing over of lunch money.
Lisa: I don’t have lunch money. I brought my lunch.
Nelson: Okay, then we’ll take your lunch.
Lisa: Really? It’s tempeh and brown rice.
Milhouse: Back off, bullies! Leave the lady’s lunch alone!
Make Radioactive Milhouse Stand Up to Bullies- 3hrs, Earns $200, 55xp
Jimbo: You’re dead, Radioactive Nerd!

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 4
Radioactive Milhouse starts

Milhouse: Whew, what a rush. Standing up to those bullies, saving your lunch.  And I finally “get the girl!” This is going to be an adorable story to tell our kids. Don’t you think, Lisa?
Lisa: Oh yes, it’s an adorable story.
Make Radioactive Milhouse Get the Girl- 2hrs, Earns $175, 40xp
Make Lisa Reject Milhouse- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Lisa: So who’s this girl you got? Someone I know?
Milhouse: Oh! I meant youuuu…youuuu don’t know her.

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 5
Radioactive Milhouse starts

Nelson: Okay, Milhouse. Time to get taken down a peg—Aggghh! Fire Ants!
Jimbo: He’s making them bite us! Run!
Make Radioactive Milhouse Be a Hero- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Lisa: Heh, heh, I decided to introduce my ant farm to the wild.
Milhouse: Thank you for doing that.
Lisa: Of course, we’re friends.
Milhouse: So can I call you my girl… friend?
Lisa: You know you can’t.

Clockwork Bart

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 1
Auto Start Marge

Marge: Bart! You’re going to be late for school!
Bart: Just putting lashes on me blinky-see-er.
Marge: Ugh, not this again.
Bart: Can’t handle me ultra-pranking? Me ding-dong dashies and what-what?
Marge: Well, that’s bad too, but mainly it’s that freakin’ slangy accent. Soooo tiresome.
Bart: Well, I’m off for a bit of whoopity-cushions, rubber-dog-dooey and—
Marge: Just go!
Make Clockwork Bart Go Ultra-Pranking- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 2
Bart starts

Bart: It’s been a long morning of joy-buzzering.  A spot o’ moloko-plus ought to perk me back up!
Make Clockwork Bart Drink Milk Plus- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Apu: Hey! You are not allowed to drink the little plastic cups of creamer unless you buy coffee.
Bart: Oh ho! You’ve been ultra-pranked.
Apu: Prank? That is stealing. Get out before I have you arrested.

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 3
Bart starts

Bart: Hmmm, Old Man Skinny could use a bit of “Kick Me” signage…
Make Clockwork Bart Ultra-Prank Skinner- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Bart: Heh-heh, everyone played “Kick Skinny’s Can” and the Principato was none the wiser.
Skinner: Correction. I am SOME the wiser.  Witnesses said the perp wore a white jumpsuit with a jock strap and derby.
Bart: Blast! Me comrades got descriptivo on me!

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 4
Bart starts

Bart: So you caught me. Wot game are we playin’, Skinny? Chalky boards? Apres-school Detentios?
Skinner: Actually, I’m handing your discipline over to Willie.
Bart: Wait, what?
Willie: ‘Tis the only time they let me touch the projector!  An’ I plan to make the most of it!
Make Willie Rehabilitate Bart-4hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
Bart: Oh. God. Sawdust and puke! Unwrapped gum, sticking to a trashcan!  A hamster cooked into a radiator grill!
Skinner: Good Lord, Willie! Where did you get this disturbing footage?
Willie: I Go-Pro’ed me typical day. This was jes’ this mornin’.  That’s right boy. This is how I live because as a lad, I was a grotty little prank monkey!
Bart: No! No! Look at what he eats for breakfast!! Nooooo!

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 5
Bart starts

Milhouse: Hey Bart, I still have those fireworks you asked me to hide. When are we going to set them off?
Bart: Never! They’re loud and dangerous and did you know that Willie has to sleep standing up?!
Milhouse: What?! But you’re the one who got me into fireworks. You can’t stop now! I’m addicted to boom!
Make Milhouse Convince Bart to go Ultra Pranking- 4hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
Milhouse: C’mon, my eyebrows haven’t been singed off in weeks.
Bart: They are looking a little full… But no.

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 6
Bart starts

Milhouse: What’s wrong with you?
Bart: Willie was a prankster. Mustn’t turn out like Willie.
Milhouse: Oh, I see. So you’re going to be like Skinner as a child. So you’ll turn out like him.
Bart: Holy schnikey, that’s ten times worse!
Make Clockwork Bart Ultra-Prank Skinner- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Milhouse Provide Bart Moral Support- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Skinner: Simpson! Stop putting potatoes in my my tail-pipes!
Bart: Gor-blikey! Got’a’bit o’ Spuddy-mufflers, eh?
Marge: Bart! Talk normal!
Bart: Okay.

And there you have it my friends…all the fun of the children of the Treehouse of Horrors Event!

Did you enjoy rereading all the dialogue from the kids?  Were there any parts you missed?  Any jokes you didn’t catch the first time around?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!