Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Our old friend Gil is back in Springfield and this time he’s got a Wild West themed deal for us! (our you surprised?)
You should see Gil roaming around your Springfield…tapping on him will start everything right up for you. So let’s take a look at Ole’ Gil and his search for “El Serpiente”….
Tapping on Gil will trigger some dialogue between him and a Spanish bandit…
Spanish Bandit:You find the one they call “El Serpiente,” and bring him here to lead us, or else!
Gil: Or else what?
Spanish Bandit:Or else we’ll be leaderless! And un-led bandits are inefficient bandits. You don’t want that, do you?
Gil: Gosh, fellas, no! I’ll find your “El Serpiente!” By the way, is that a Spanish word? What’s it mean?
Spanish Bandit:No time for translations! All our hopes ride on you, ineffectual old man. No go!
Gil: If I were an El Serpiente, where would I be? Maybe I’ll ask those three boys over there. Hey fellas, whatcha doing with all those funny-shaped dice?
Datebase: We’re playing “Sheriffs and Shootouts,” a Western-themed role playing game.
Gil: Sounds dull! Say, you haven’t heard of a fella that goes by the name El Serpiente, have you?
Martin: Why, that moniker is one of the many aliases of the seventh-level outlaw character in the game.
Milhouse: It’s a Spanish name that translates as —
Gil: I’ve been assured there’s no time for translation! If you’re El Serpiente, that’s good enough for me! I’ve got a deal for you, son. Your very own bandit for, complete with a band of outlaws for you to lead.
Martin: Well, I’m always keen to meet up with my fellow role-playing enthusiasts!
And you’ll see the deal popup….
If you reject the deal….
Gil: No problem! If I don’t sell this fort, the bandits will probably just leave me buried up to my neck in the desert. I’ve been buried up to higher body parts in worse places! Or maybe they’ll just take everything I have. Which is practically nothing!
If you decide you want to take it…
Gil: Another satisfied customer!
Snake: You, dude, I hear you’re looking for The Snake. That’s me.
Gil: Sorry, but the bandits were quite specific, and they didn’t say anything about a “The Snake.”
The Bandit Fort will generate Bandits 2x faster. What this means is you’ll get the same number of bandits as your other hideouts (Flanders House, Simpson House, etc) but they’ll be ready every 2hrs instead of every 4…
And the Fort is 12×14 in size…
Oh and it come with a questline…
And yes I’ll have a Should I Buy up on it soon…
You’ve got a week to make your decision on Gil’s deal…
What are your thoughts on Gil’s new deal? Will you be getting the hideout or passing? Thoughts on “El Serpiente”? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!